Hey guys i posted this in another thread but looking at how depressed you lot still are I'm making this in to a thread enjoy i will be back with more !!!
Don't look massi but some one at the party just passed wind!!!!!
Don't look at me i was to busy applying my make up !!!
Arre Aditya putt it wasn't you was it!!!!
Maa the only thing i smell is Jig's perfume !!!
MEANWHILE BACK AT POOCH PALACE
OH Pushkar thanks for not telling anyone it was me who passed wind at party in Walia mansion i would of died of embarrassment.
That's because i was waiting to give you this
how dare you try to poison Bani with your toxic wind
DAMN another plan foiled !!!!!!
No 2
Pia: HELLO, i wanted to order a brain
GUY ON PHONE: Sorry madam i only sell pizza's!!!!
No 3
Pia the pandit said wash away your sins not get wasted again !!!!!!
No 4
Tony: Bani madam's instructions are to serve, Mr Walia healthy breakfast, everyone else parata's and dont forget to add some laxative's to Pia madam's parata's!!!!!
No 5
Jai: Mohan I'm not joking i want you to reconsider marrying Pia?
Mohan: Your joking right, but if you want me to i will have to ask my current 4th wife for a divorce!!!
Roshini: Good lord why do i feel like I'm stuck in a k serial!!!!!
No 6
Pia: Pushkar why did you super glue are hands together?
Pushkar: Just to remind my self what a chipku you are!
No 7
Jai to mystery driver: Hey can you help me i just gave all my worldly possession away to some bukhari's can you give me a lift please.
Pia: That's the last time i offer a lift to Mr Walia
PS if i have offended any one then i apologise and please do leave comments!!!!!!