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This post may be premature, but I have to say this already.
I think we've all misunderstood.
Parvati-no-last-name is a secret BSD officer.
There. I said it. I'll tell you why I think so too.
1) That is some serious ninja-giri she did to get up on top of that wardrobe. The girl can't walk two steps without fainting. HOW did she manage to get up there? Unless she's secretly been a part of the Birpur-Chandangarh local circus, my bet's on paramilitary training.
2) She seems perfectly fine without regular meals, a change of clothes, and even water. No weakness, no fainting (from lack of food and dehydration, I mean), not even dizzy spells. For someone who looks like a wisp of wind could blow her away-- that is mighty suspicious. You know who else live unfazed by such conditions? Militants. That is who.
3) That precap where she spots Rudra and Aman in a mirror on her lehenga. I wanted to get up and slow clap for her. She isn't as ditzy as she looks, you guys. Rudra and Aman are two trained and senior BSD officers. (Who are about as stealthy as an elephant on a rampage.) But if that isn't effective use of that god-forsaken lehenga, I don't know WHAT is. (Except for consummashunz, I mean. 😳)
Military-wala motto: Use available resources to their maximum potential. Also, ALWAYS be alert.
4) Her staunch silence. On this count, I think everyone in Birpur maybe a militant of some kind. That sort of blind patriotism and refusal to cooperate is rarely seen among civilians. Especially with their refusal to participate in 'Who Wants To Answer Logical Questions?' as hosted by Rudra in their village. You say patriotism, I say military/paramilitary brainwashing.
5) Her sheer stupidity. No one could possibly be THAT stupid. Especially since we've seen that she can be quite smart when she wants to be. So what explains her helpless tears, pointless pleading, general inability to function (she can't even use her left hand to FEED herself, for the love of GOD!)? Simple. It's fake. It's a mask to hide her real capabilities.
WHY would Paro hide the fact that she is a BSD khufiya officer? I don't know. May be she's part of a super secret conspiracy to overthrow Raja Thakur in Birpur from within (that a lowly Major like Rudra wouldn't know about). Maybe she's gone rogue. Maybe she's got dissociative personality disorder. Maybe she likes role-playing as a damsel in distress.
The possibilities are endless. But I am so onto you, Parvati-please-tell-us-your-last-name.
P.S. I almost forgot.
6) She is a beautiful woman. Beautiful woman cannot be trusted. So she's probably like Mrs Jane Smith.
Feel free to tell me why you agree/disagree!
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