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Moonchiya goes about setting his little plan to play "house, house"
House - check
Dreamy Jacuzzi - check
Bedroom with springy bed - check
Kitchen - check
Wife - soon to be check
In laws - almost check
He got the girl, he got the Jacuzzi, now he needs to get his dad and his TRP loving world would be complete. Eklothi Gawah, Eklothi Gawah bol bol ke Eklothi Darling baneyga Moonchiya
More and more I think, Moonchiya inherited his mother's looks or is really Tejawat's son. Same moonch, handsome looks and bone structure. Sonny doesn't look anything like Daddy Ranawat sour face that seems to have perpetually bitten a Karela (bitter gourd)
Meanwhile, Paro is bored and checks out the room and tries a few exercise machines, leg press, bench press and lateral pulls. She plays with the kaleidoscope mirror and then decides to nap on top of the almirah. the bed springs were broken. (ok, it was a cute scene and Paro's innocence was quite endearing)
Moonchiya explains to Daddy Ranawat that he will never have to eat Jalaa Aloo anymore because Rudra has a plan. Daddy Ranawat reminds Rudra that the plan better be good and include some Ras Malai and Jalebi because he almost lost a leg feeding Rudra all the protein powders.
Tanveer bromances Dilsher.
The unpalatable shriveled prunes called Desi boyzz arrive after their gig and the younger Sumer is all fury and anger. He is worried the family will discover his stash of blue films and dirty magazines under his bed, so he roars to reclaim his room.
Rudra and Cousins do some serious Bromance of their own.
Rudra: Abbey oye, you silly boy in diapers. Don't mess with my consumashuns palace
Sumer mutters under his breath: my exercise machinery!!
Rudra: Bah! excuses, excuses, you skinny too-tall boy. Don't you remember, even as kids when we did pissing competition, I could reach farther and was bigger than you.
Since Moonchiya has not had a good stunt exercise in two days, he goes on to shower the unsuspecting Sumer with a few good slaps and punches. KakiCumMasi worries Sumer's consumashuns machinery will be dead before being used, little does she know Sumer has been exercising his machinery in that room all too well. She calls a truce.
KakiCumMasi: Look, See, Learn. See those bulges, they are called muscles, kya? Not like your daddy, sirf naam ke Tan Veer
Sumer: He evacuated my system amma, do we need to evacuate the house too? aah, it hurts.
KakiCumMasi: Dilsher, Tanveer, sub naam ke. Inki Amma naam bada acha acha rakthi thi. No bearing to reality.
Samrat : bla bla bla bla bla bla bla, i am the nincompoop elder son, bla bla
KakiCumMasi: Watch me use my sharp tongue, boys. Aha! Bhai sa, I see you are still legless and wifeless, and still brainless. Welcome.
The family welcomes Dilshe like Ramji even though his wife did a Mona darling who eloped with Ajeeth in liquid oxygen. We get some serious bromance, both the thulthula and dishum dishum variety. All characters are now under one roof. The production company can finally stop the money drain on the cast&crew for All India Free Rajasthan Tour on PhatPhatiya (continental breakfast included, camels pay extra).
Our Paro is playing her own version of Seeta aur Geeta in the room, on top of the wardrobe because there are no bugs, spiders and lizards in the room, only mice.
Daddy: Oh!! So this is your Ras Malai, and Jalebi plan?
Rudra: Shut up. Hey, beautiful girl with sexy kamariya, why the sudden urge to mountain-climb?
Paro: I don't want to be seen in these clothes another second. Please, these bangles and chokers are giving me major itch. And these earrings, my god, my ears touch the floor under their weight. Please, i need a soap, towel, new clothes, a shower and some deodorant.
Rudra: Come down and trip on me first. Then we do a Rangrasiya with eye sax, then you shower.
Paro: ok, promise you make me dinner after that.
Rudra: One order of Jalaa Aloo and Jali Roti, coming up!
Here's to Moonchiya and his secret Rendezvous
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXo28e30SKc[/YOUTUBE]
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