baGyaan: Thaana me baithe on duty Bajaave haaye Pandeyji seeti

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Bootiful pari wants nothing to do with jallad
Now what will happen to the marriage bureau of Salman
Aman wants HAHK type alone time between bhabhi-devar
To clear the MUs-he says Rudra is her angrakshak(bodyguard)


Eye sex session begins and doesn't end
Which gives BG singers means to earn their daily wage
Paro sleeps as much as a newborn baby
Is this inspired from Othello or Sleeping Beauty?

Bigg Boss asks major sa to break Paro's khamoshi
He says it's important for R's love life and less importantly part of the duty
Rudra says Maine Pyaar Kiya will happen in haveli
The hospital and jail are too unromantic for this dulhan nayi naveli


Paro has a tough time getting into the car
Maybe she wants to ride on the phatphattiya
The hidden meaning of the title is suddenly saaf
When Rudra ties Paro with a rasiya

Aman tries making polite conversation
He talks about ek hazaron mein uski behena thi
To ek devar ki khushiyon ki chabhi-uski bhabhi
Poor guy is stuck in one of the awkward situtations
Wonder if he'll be the middleman even in their consumashuns😲

Paro baisa says she wants to pee
But moochwala sees in his goggles it's an attempt to flee
Paro opens the knot like Neal Caffrey picks locks
But R is watching her like a shepherd and his flock

And just when I was celebrating the departure of three's a crowd
I got a major shock
RangRasiya turns into a Rohit Shetty film
With Major Sa's jeep bursting into flames
Moochwala 1(R) scores over Moochwala 2(Thakur)
So what if the latter has longer guns
He'd kept Paro hidden in the jungle

The two have a lovers wali fight
Paro says tum kya jaano ek mangalsutra ki keemat
Rudra says not more precious than your life
Paro gets so excited she gives him a love bite

What is aaj ka gyaan
Wherever SI goes, she is followed by references to Salman Khan!

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Bagwati sa aap kamaal ka likhte ho 😆😆
Just awesome. Aapka prize : rudra aapko phatphati main ghumane le jayaga 😊
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Awesome! Amanthe middle man of consummation 🤣
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Super se upper wala humor LOL
Just love ur posts on every episode :D
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Eye sex session 🤣
loved that love bite...
loved your post...it is awesome... 😆
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This is deliciously hilarious...😆 too good Bagwati!
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Originally posted by: Guinea

Bagwati sa aap kamaal ka likhte ho 😆😆

Just awesome. Aapka prize : rudra aapko phatphati main ghumane le jayaga 😊


OMG! *starts breathing heavily like Paro Sa*
I wish I wish he'd take me on a ride..no gutterish thoughts plisss😆
Thanks Guinea Sa🤗

Originally posted by: sushk123

Awesome! Amanthe middle man of consummation 🤣

Their using him as a medium to talk was so pati-patni types😳

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Originally posted by: NicklausBarbie

Super se upper wala humor LOL

Just love ur posts on every episode :D

Thanks NB!🤗 As long as Sajid isn't judging my posts, I'm a true Himmatwali!😆

Originally posted by: Ireena7

Eye sex session 🤣

loved that love bite...
loved your post...it is awesome... 😆

Thanks Ireena😳
His hands were the only injury free body part!😆

Originally posted by: ddFan2012

This is deliciously hilarious...😆 too good Bagwati!

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for liking it😳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Aman being polite to paro..# kaisa yeh pyar hai#
Paro gets excited nd bit him # yeh hai mohabbathein#

Fantastic bagawati ji!!
Tussi great ho 😆
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Thanks guys=D

Originally posted by: JazzyMohd

Aman being polite to paro..# kaisa yeh pyar hai#
Paro gets excited nd bit him # yeh hai mohabbathein#

Fantastic bagawati ji!!
Tussi great ho 😆


Thanks JM!😳 Mujhe bhi Aman and Paro ke beech mein chemistry dikhi before the EHMMBH moment😆
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Thanks Pri😳

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