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NOTE : This is from the college days, when Abeer was trying to woo Meher.
It's really stupid, I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this lol idk
#06: In which Abeer tries to flirt with Meher.
"Dude, she's..kinda hot, though," I told Nissar nudging him by his side.
"You've been saying that since the last thirty minutes, dude, just go talk to her," Nissar sighed. He was right, but can you blame me? If you saw her right now you'd probably do the same.
"But what am I supposed to say to her?"
"Anything, dude, just go and stop bugging me," Nissar sighed in annoyance and nudged me again, "just go."
I walked up to her and stood by her side, acting nonchalant.
"Uh, hi," I said and my voice came out pretty breathy.
"Hey?" she greeted as more of a question.
Say something, Abeer!
"I like your face."
Idiot.
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I was standing near the bus stop, waiting for a bus to the nearby cafe, when I saw her again.
I was definitely going to ask her out today. No one can stop me.
"Uh- um, hey," I said to her, when I realised she had earphones plugged in.
"Excuse me?" she asked, removing one of her earphones from her ears.
"No, I was just.. nothing," I waved off and she plugged her earphones in again.
"I guess I was just wondering--"
"What? Were you saying something?" she said, removing her earphones to look at me again.
I shook my head and turned away.
Come on, Abeer! Think. Just say something. Be a man!
"I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime--"
She wasn't there, and I had just missed the last bus for the day.
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Alright, maybe she digs the player type or something.
"Ay, wassup girl?" I nodded my head at her and asked. "What you doing?"
"Nothing?" she asked, slightly taken aback by my sudden change of behaviour.
"Nothing? Maybe we could do a little some-something, you know," I winked at her, trying to keep up a cool aura.
And I got slapped.
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My dad had just gifted me a sports car for my birthday.
I bet she'd love this.
Vroom! I put the car to a halt just next to her on the sidewalk.
"Hey," I said cockily, taking off my Ray Bans.
"Hey," she sighed and urged me to continue what I had to say.
"You like this song?" I said and played a weird pop song that I didn't even like.
The things I do to impress a girl.
"Uh, no?"
Shit.
"How about my car?" I asked arrogantly. Of course she'd love it - it's Porsche.
"Yeah, if you wanna pollute the environment," she said and walked away without sparing me a second glance.
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This woo-Meher plan was not going well.
"Hey," I greeted her. It was now or never.
"Hi," she sighed.
"You got a boyfriend? You want one? You wanna go out? For dinner? Lots of dinner," I said all at once.
I messed up so bad. She probably thinks I'm an idiot.
"Sure."
WHOA.
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IDK WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL
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