I am the son of my Mamma and Pappa:
Good looking eh? It's all in the genes!😎 Dekho, dekho, mera side profile dekho :
Nice na? Someday, I will be a handsome hero in films, aise:
But for now, I am with my family, whom I love a lot. My Pappa is wonderful. He can eat stuff and bring it back magically:
See, isn't he good at it? He can put all cows to shame! He is Manav Deshmukh and he is more bhola than any cow in the world!
I love him! ❤️
This is my Mamma- Archana Deshmukh. She loves feeding everyone:
She is the only one who can beat me in shedding tears.. we hold a competition of crying every now and then, especially when Manjusha Mami or Rasika Aaji come to visit us.
So as you can see, we are a happy little family:
Families that eat together, pray together, stay together!😃
(Yes I love Sooraj Barjatya movies.😃)
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But this is only on the surface, truth is that this family portrait is not as rosy as it looks.
?
I don't think my Mamma loves my Pappa and vice e versa.

Yes, look at my Mamma's guilty face above! 😭 She doesn't love my Pappa!
You will ask me, how do you know? Well, have a look at this:

This is what my Pappa does to me. But not to my Mamma.😭 To my Mamma, he just does this:

And some more:

And some more:

Whenever my Pappa tries to do to Mamma what he does to me, she pushes him back saying, "Sachu ke saamne nahi! Let me put him to sleep first."
😉😃
And then she puts me to sleep and my Pappa waits for me to sleep.

And do you know what they do after I sleep?😲
*ArMan fans start imagining*

*ArMan fans imagination ends- censored*😉
I will tell you what they do after I sleep- THEY FIGHT!😕
WHY I THINK SO?
Bcos, everytime Savita Aaji scolds my Mamma in front of me and I start crying due to fear of her loud voice, everyone and even my Mamma says the same thing to her as she says to my Pappa:
"Shaant ho ja Savita, Sachu ke saamne nahi, woh kitna darr gaya hai!"😲😭
So I have come to the conclusion that my parents wait for me to sleep and after that they fight.😭😭😭
I don't want them to fight.😭😭 I love them! See how they make me laugh:

Truth is, I want a brother or sister. Someone like this:

Hai na cute? ❤️
But my problem is that if they fight, God will punish them and not give them one more child. After all, everyone says children are God's gift. Why will God gift them children if they fight every night after putting me to sleep? Those who fight are bad people, hai na?😭
I think if they fight, God will punish them and not give me a brother or sister. 😭 I pray to God but how much will prayers help? Efforts are required from their end to be good people. But they don't help me. They just put me to sleep and then they fight.😭
See how troubled they themselves are?

But I have come across a solution! Yes, I am not only handsome but also a genius!😃 Hahaha! *victorious laugh*
I have come up with a plan to stop my parents from fighting.😃 Now I cry:
And cry, and cry some more.😃 I don't sleep. And if I fall asleep, I wake up in the middle of the night crying for milk! Here's my Mamma in her night gown, warming milk for me:
All night I don't sleep and make sure they don't fight.😃 I keep them busy with me all night. 😃
Next morning when my Baba goes to the garage, I sleep peacefully.⭐️
Thanks to me, my parents don't fight anymore after I sleep and are good people. Now God will definitely give me a baby sister or brother soon! 👏

^^ Mera sapna bahut jaldi pura hoga ab!!
When he or she comes, I will teach this trick to him or her and make sure he stays up all night and keeps our Pappa and Mamma busy all night.

Thus as you realise, I am the hero of this story and the savior of my family.⭐️👏 I am sure my parents will praise me for this when I grow up.😃 And we will do a happy family dance like this:
After all, it's all about loving your parents.😃 In the end I just want to say:
Chhota baccha samajh ke humko na behkana re.. doobi doobi dab dab!!
Akal ka kaccha samajh ke humko na samjhana re.. doobi doobi dab dab!!
**** THE END******
(Credit for caps goes to Jia, Anu, TB, Bonne Ishika and all the other fans who posted the in the various threads)