Kool's Commentary 6 : June 7 PR - Page 10

Originally posted by: anu rulz

i understand ur husband's situation..i deal with the same wen they show all sorta crap disguised as "medical emergencies" on television..i remember, wen i was a student, they had anandi in Balika Vadhu have a bullet go thru her head..my friend there were telling me to never watch tht particular episode coz i wud have a cardiac arrest myself..i wonder if at any time in the near future, we will have shows like House MD, which genuinely does research on medical field and actually makes u sit up and watch..

Originally posted by: nikitagmc

Hey Anu!

I completed my internship in March this year. I am Dr. Nikita now.😎 Not legally though. My paperwork for the licence is not complete yet. So right now I haven't joined any hospital and am preparing for post graduation.

I do visit IF and PR forum for news of Sushant and Ankita and for timepass.. hardly watch anything on TV these days. I absolutely, totally, ekdum HATE PR these days, but my Mom watches it and that is why I know what is going on in the show. (Plus you sort of come to know what is happening in the show just by coming in PR forum)

That is why I don't discuss the show these days. Bakwaas hai. I just visit KC for a few laughs sometimes.

Originally posted by: Batzee

Idle minds and feeling lonely!

ADDING to the Bucket List on Page ten!

May TeluRam succeed in his nefarious plans to buy out the Cathedral- KHouse, Knock it down to make his mall WITH the following outlets:-

a) Ladies Hair Saloom on the ground floor-1st TWO customers-Purevi and Wannabe Purevi get free wig removal services courtesy Pursed-mouth Punni

b) A hakim and Vaid on the first floor for manly problems,cure of! Specially spinelessness and animal gait.

c) On the second floor-a "Learn English in 30 days" Institute so Pumpy can say words other than the present two, of which one is repeated twice-Relax,Ovi relax.

d) On the next floor-a Dance Studio-so Pumpy can learn to WALK-at least, WITHOUT getting his knickers in SUCH contorted twists that it gives him THAT expression when he puts one step after another.

e) Next-A Spa-to iron out the kinks in Pumpy's body-massage MAY help? Sulo may make a hefty, effective masseuse!

f) Then-A Chemist that stocks primarily, laxatives-to FINALLY rid said Pumpy of his permanently constipated expression...will be SUCH a relief all around.

g) A little further on-A make up expert-who is NOT acquainted with foundation, paint brushes, pink Lipishtic and giloss for men and sticky lumpy mascara for ladis!

h) TAILOR shop-for ladies run by a wise old tailor who has no knowledge of backless cholis,making of. Detests puff sleeves and garish salwar kamizes WITHOUT chunnis as much as NET saris for large adult female mosquitos!

i) Tailor Shop for Gentlemans-Who dress decent young men in comfortable, STYLISH pants

NOT Spandex leggings masquerading as pants that cause wearers to suffocate in the nether regions and suffer duck/penguin walks.

j) An Istriwala-who can iron out Rockstar's hair.Occasionally!

k) An Idea Room for the Cvs to ply their trade from- A PADDED room-must be stocked with soft toys, popcorny, colas, pink eyeglasses,white elephant story and plasticine.

l)THE PENTHOUSE-A Lunatic Asylum called PURAN BHALAYI!

m)Basement-The Balaji Bank that Fenkti laughs her way to

PS 1=There is a LOT more, but I forgot the rest of the alphabet!!

PS 2 = @ Dabs-for your morning coffee and the lots of yummy stuff you eat with it!!

CHEERS!

Originally posted by: nikitagmc

Hey Anu!

I completed my internship in March this year. I am Dr. Nikita now.😎 Not legally though. My paperwork for the licence is not complete yet. So right now I haven't joined any hospital and am preparing for post graduation.

I do visit IF and PR forum for news of Sushant and Ankita and for timepass.. hardly watch anything on TV these days. I absolutely, totally, ekdum HATE PR these days, but my Mom watches it and that is why I know what is going on in the show. (Plus you sort of come to know what is happening in the show just by coming in PR forum)

That is why I don't discuss the show these days. Bakwaas hai. I just visit KC for a few laughs sometimes.

Originally posted by: Batzee

Aaand for kools' mid morning SMALL cup of coffee!

So,now thanks to Telu and his Teli's kaands there stands the famous DeeCompany's infamous,CHEAP B&B in the place of the disputed Deshmukh Chawl with:-

m)THE AO ROOM-The Arjun+Ovi room for those interested coming and goings-essentially furnished for transients, STRICTLY for those NOT interested in permanency, but who excel at sly eye locks, back door meetings and fooling their spices!

n)THE PO ROOM-The Purvi+Onir room-essentially for those with minimalistic and unconsummated tastes-furnished with one comfortable charpai,one stark dari-bed on the floor for the ascetic and one dirty sari jhula bed to cause permanent curvature of tender spines and an eternal shower to keep the baby happily damp is offered free of cost!

o) THE AP ROOM-The Arjun+Purevi room-This is a coming and coming room, comes equipped with its own revolving room. Furnished in a rustic style,hut like with bales of hay for a roll in it when required or during a sudden downpour!

p)THE CHAIRMAN's ROOM-The Reluctant One's Hirsute Suite. Barber free!

q)THE PAPAL SUITE-For HRH Sulo.Decorated like the cut rate version of the Sistine Chapel-with free enless supply of Last Suppers and two chimneys-one emitting Grey and the other Black smoke indicating levels of Popish AAs.

r)THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE-Done up in virginal white with the theme music played on wailing violins- permanently reserved for Arman every 18th year. In the remainder, in between 17 yrs, used to store wigs (if it is made of horse hair is it a WHIG?!) and TINY blouses that are prone to shrinkage

s) THE CAFE ALMOND-run by Grating Intern and the out of experimental subjects-Dr Agarwal

t) THE FARSAN RESTAURANT-Run by Unkempt Teju and the shrill army of Gujratis

u) THE REVOLVING MARRIAGE HALL-Speciality of the B&B-To be used for bride swapping and groom discarding, DHAKEDAR anniversary parties

v) THE KID KORNER-Or Pari special, equipped with kiddy sized revolving door-offers free milk and in house pediatrician

w) THE PUT YOUR FEET UP AREA-For Punni,Ruchi,Vandu, Sunny, Jignesh and other occasional visitors to the nearby sets of PR

x) THE BAR AND THESPIAN ROOM-Only for one bewda alleged actor-room tastefully done up in wall paper of Archu's photos

y) THE GENERATOR ROOM-Also houses the kirloskar pump to service the low grade needs of the low budget residents of the B&B

z) ZUST FOR US ROOM- Where kc Adda is!

PLEASE NOBODY HAVE COFFEE NOW!!