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Kools reporting from base : Manav Signs Divorce Papers in PR
Yes guys . Sad Manav signed the divorce papers very very sadly today guys . He showed his LOVE by telling Sachu to give Saint Archana DUGUNA of what she asked .
In last 18 years I gave her NOTHING said Sad Manav , quite forgetting about the 70 lacs house he bought for her mom by becoming financially NANGA . Age had finally caught up with Sad Manav's memory cells . He forgot a LOT nowdays . He even forgot the LOANS he took upon his head for Karanjkar house BEFORE the 70 lacs were given away . Sad Manav only remembered the Saint's beautiful face nowadays . Money matters slipped his mind . Trivialities like the KHARCHA of Vaishali , his saali , who had plonked herself in his chawl home for months till the chawl residents gossiped and the gold necklaces he had gifted his Slap champion Saas did not even MATTER to him .
She asked for one Flat , give her TWO said Sad Manav . She asked for 2 cars , give her FOUR . She asked for a fixed recurring amount in her account , give her a BLANK CHEQUE he said gloomily , wanting badly to become financially NANGA again . Sad Manav wanted to become a BHIKAARI and spend rest of his life thinking about the Saint's luxuriant hair . He could still smell the shampoo , the shikakai . She had denied him the pleasure of smelling it and singing ISHQ SUFIYANA in his head , of running his fingers through her hair while she simpered coyly . She had crudely asked for CHAND RUPAYE instead . Well , she could have it , thought Sad Manav .
Prior to this , with trembling fingers he had signed the Divorce Papers as Sachin had watched .
Sachin watched him sign impassively , a medley of emotions stirring his heart while his cool mind still controlled it all , registering some memories in a detached way . He remembered how the Saint had fed him , clothed him , changed the cool strips on his burning forehead whenever he got fever by staying awake all the night . Sachin could not bring himself to HATE the Saint . The Signs were exactly the things that he wanted but they gave him NO KHUSHI .
He later told his Aji that the divorce had finally started and that he would not come back till he accomplished it .
Sachin then thought of his mother , Shravani . He REALLY wants to bring her back and he wants to see her finally honored .
But the signs do not give me KHUSHI , he thought . I wonder WHY .
Purvi the fighter hen was standing in the rain and so Prince Arjun , being the gentleman that he is , sent his driver to offer her a lift .
Purvi REFUSED . I can manage , she told the driver haughtily . Who wants to sit in HIS car . Humph .
The driver was zapped . But its eleven ...he said . And the roads r getting blocked due to the non stop rain . I request you to LISTEN .
Humph . Will Manage .Said Purvi . She wanted Prince Arjun to GET OUT OF THE CAR and come and TOUCH HER FEET so that she would GRACE IT .
Prince Arjun rolled the car window down , puzzled . He did NOTHING of the sort and told the driver , shrugging his shoulders , to drive .
Guess what Purvi did guys ? She ran and stopped the car from the front . OMG the KHADOOS is REALLY leaving me and going , she thought .
BLOODY CONFUSED SOUL ! thought Prince Arjun , stunned .🤣
Then Purvi got in the car like an uneducated GHAATI . She put her umbrella inside the car and shut it on Prince Arjun's laptop .
Prince Arjun wiped the droplets on his costly electronic equipment with alarm and placed many newspapers on the seat before Purvi sanctified his car by placing her holy , drenched butt on it .
Purvi sat in and sanctified the car .
She then started drying her open tresses by flicking off the water in such a way that droplets once more flew on Arjun's laptop .
Hullo ! Whats this , ha ?asked an incensed Arjun .
BAAL SUKHA RAHI HOON , Purvi answered .
This is not your BATHROOM , Prince Arjun admonished .
Then she gave him GAALIS in her mind . ADIYAL .KHADOOS . SPOILT . RICH JERK .
Then Purvi OPENED the Car window to let the rain IN . She started putting her hand Out as if she was in a HINDI FILM , enjoying the feel of rains on her LAMBA NAZUK Fingers .
Thoroughly annoyed that his laptop was being constantly endangered with water , Prince Arjun asked her to SHUT the window .
Then Prince Arjun got down at his hotel and told the driver to drop Purvi at HER home . In his hurry to get away from this crazy girl , he forgot his mobile in the car .
Purvi called him MANNERLESS in her mind . 😕😕😕
Sachin met the Saint ...his Archana AAi outside on the road in the capacity of his father's legal advisor to hand her a copy of the signed divorce papers for HER reference .
Since RISHTEY are breaking this has NO MUTLAB said the Saint , clearly on a different plane . Such things had NEVER mattered to her, , EVER . They are so BORING , these trivialities , she thought . What matters is RISHTEY Mr Sachin Deshmukh .
Baba wants to give u TWICE of what you asked , Said Sachu , ignoring that she had not called him SACHU but SACHIN DESHMUKH
The Saint condescended to run an eye over the divorce papers . But what about the OTHER things i asked ? She said , a steely gleam in her eyes .
Ovi phoned only to be picked up by PURVI .
WHO r u ? She asked , upset .
The Boss has forgotten his phone in the car ...informed Purvi cheerfully . I am in his car .
Ovi was maha upset .
When Arjun phoned her later Ovi demanded explanations . She tried to read what Savita was teaching her ...ASK HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING SO LATE IN THE NIGHT WITH A GIRL WHO ANSWERS HIS MOBILE . HAS HE GONE THERE TO WORK OR ROAM WITH GIRLS .
Prince Arjun Knew that this was NOT his calm , undemanding , sweet Ovi . He asked her that and innocent Ovi told him that SAVITA was teaching her .
Prince Arjun smiled . He then ragged the innocent soul by telling her he had gone on a DATE with Purvi .
He then softened and told her that he was just teasing her and that although he did not phone her , he MISSED her .
Ovi said I LOVE U while Prince Arjun refrained .
Damodar's Ganpati has been placed in the Karanjkar shrine by Archana guys . In the Pre Cap we see Damo doing more KAANDS by phoning Archana to ask WHEN she is returning with Manav to Canada by doing GILE SHIKVE DOOR .
My comments
Its Purvi who is mannerless , Arjun's manners r impeccable
Arjun's fondness for Ovi and Ovi's innocence is hundred times more sweet than this nonsense CVS show as an AUSTENIAN relationship between Purvi Arjun
Arjun loves Ovi absent mindedly and will one day be hard hit by realising her worth
Archana is starting her nonsense again ...I bet she will demand children now ...I really dont understand her , if she IS divorcing , divorce without hassles na ...See how he did it ? He is giving her DOUBLE of what she asked and wanted no hassles . WHAT is Archanas problem now ? Its exactly the Shravani phase of 3 month stay ...pretending to give Manav up and then TANG ADOFYING in everything so SOMEHOW she hangs on to Manav .
Sachu ROCKED . Cool and collected , he does not flinch or get carried away when people try to make him emotional by flinging MR SACHIN DESHMUKH on his face . YET he is nOT without emotions . His memories of Archana and his wish to do justice to his ill used mom make a GREAT STORY CVS . Continue with this grey character .
Damodar should have come with the Ganpati and installed himself with his liquor bottle and fumes in Sulochana's living room .
Manav's LOVE for Archana is SUPERB . He loves her UNCONDITIONALLY . She honestly is not WORTHY of it . Each time she has been in love with the idea of being MAHAAN while he has only loved HER . She destroyed the marraige , she decided NOT to fight for the children , she decided not to follow up on Manav when Sulochana repeatedly told her GO after him when he is going to Canada , She now has REFUSED to back to him when he egolessly made ALL THE MOVES ...right from coming all over from Canada , to phoning her first , to coming to Punnis engagement , to ofeering her TWICE of what she asked .
I ask this question
HOW is Manav wrong ? WHAT has this man done ? Why do CVS try to bring in dialogues like he SNATCHED kids from Archana [ via other characters} when Archana WILLINGLY gave them up with a smile and did not ONCE bother to phone for them ?
How is HE wrong when she did the case and ruined him financially ?
How is HE wrong when he showed ZERO EGO and went to her family unction at the cost of getting insulted again , inspite of his son being slapped by Sulochana who did not ever slap Punni ?
How is he wrong when now he believes Archanas lies and signs the divorce papers ? He HAD trusted her when she told him she had not signed by RE THINKING .
And how is he wrong when AFTER that horrendous insult by Archana in the party he wants to give her EVERYTHING of what he earned ?
Why this constant unfair implication by CVS that somehow somewhere Manav is wrong for not realising Archana's so called WORTH ?
What has the great Archana learned in life ? She is doing SAME MISTAKE again ...trying to give Manav up and FAILING at it . She first AGREES to do it then starts HANGING on to him ...see how she did it in 3 month stay during Shravani case . Shravani had asked her THRICE if she REALLY wanted to give Manav up . YES she had said , pretending to be a DEVI . Then she had landed in wedding mandap , demanding him back . Samething now . YES i will give DIVORCE . But she is demanding CHILDREN so somehow she can hang on to Manav . The divorce is NOT gonna be HASSLE FREE from Archana's side .OH NO .
And thats fine . Take ur children na . Take Manav too . But then WHY u told him all those lies in the party ?Could u not just GO WITH HIM ?
Sachu has yet to learn WHO he is dealing with .😆😆😆
Kools signing for the day . Enjoy guys and CIAO .
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