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Kools reporting from base : Damodar and Purvi get uppity in PR
Real infuriating episode guys . But I reserve my comments for later .
Damo's Firing and Savita's outburst
Chamcha Damo fired Savita a lot today Guys . He told her what a monster she was . You broke my BOU and my BETA for ur SWARTH he said . For ur SELFISHNESS . She was the BEST BOU in the world . Did EVERYTHING for this Family . Is living alone , thinking of PAVITRA RISHTAS that she had with this family , trying to find happiness in ONE ADOPTED GIRL . BEST BOU. My BOU !!!! My BOU !!!! You Evil woman , you kept her away from the children . What Big PYAAR r u claiming for Manav . Cannot you see that he is DYING for her ?
You kept two children away from a MOTHER .
You kept a wife away from Pati .
You kept a BOU away from Sasur .
You are BAD . She was LAXMI of this house .You kept away LAXMI ...Wept Damo , trembling in rage .
Evil Savita wept too . Yea I'm evil , she said . But Seriously , WHAT LAXMI ? The one who made Manav THAN THAN GOPAL is LAXMI ? I had handed over my son to her with TRUST , what big deal of SUKH has she given him , may I hear of it ? All she was bothered about was her sainted AAI . She had all on HER name , lootofied ALL on HER maika , did NOTHING for our daughter Vandu , and she is LAXMI? She took absolute CONTROL of our simple son's head and did satyanash of this house . My son FORGOT his family and danced with HER and her family . Don't want that woman in my life .
Thats JAG KI REET said Damo .
Don't CARE , said Evil Savita sullenly . All she cared for was HER family . HER Maika. I don't owe her a THING .
She is our BOU ! Said Damo . OUR BOU !
She is only her AAI"S BETI , Evil Savita said . She Sacrificed Manav for her AAi . Always . Don't defend her . Why should Manav not sacrifice HER for HIS Aai . It was my AKELAPAN against MANAV's . And Manav had the daughters . And I had Manav .
He will go back to her when he understands the SACHAAI ...said Damo . Your OLD AGE is still there na ! Just u wait and see ! Manav will take daughters back to her and u'll be left alone ! TEE HEE !
Savita wept .
MAA GIVES , does not TAKE , said Damo , imagining himself to be on stage . You only TOOK . Now u will SUFFER . Let Manav understand ur deeds , then see the fun !
And Damo went away rubbing his hands in glee while Savita wept .
How the Mighty Have fallen !
Poor Prince Arjun had to BOW his head before arrogant Fighter hen Purvi today . He actually came to Karanjkar House to ask her to coperate with him about office work and met his two namoona future Mother in laws .
The Fighter hen started insulting him in the doorway .
Why have you come here ? She asked him arrogantly . Go Away !
Saint Archana hurriedly welcomed him . Men should be welcomed , thought the Saint with utmost saintliness . They can be fleeced LATER . The Welcome has to be ROYAL , heartfelt . The dears ! What are we women without them ! And he has SUCH a lovely curly mop of hair ! Like those handsome sidekicks of gundas in the South Indian movies ! Purvi is so silly , the immature dear ! I MUST take charge before she blows it all with her inexperience . Nowadays hardly any men come walking to the Karanjkar door to get HALAAL . All r gone , ALL ! Satish , Dharmesh , even dear Manav escaped ! This fellow has come WALKING to the door like a lamb . Of course I gotta make him comfortable .
Where r ur MANNERS Purvi dear ? She asked . Is this anyway to welcome a GUEST ? Sit down dear boy ...er ...SIR .
Prince Arjun felt gratified . The Fighter hen unnerved him . He started going to the sofa , but the Fighter Hen stood rudely before him and yelled
What Is your WORK that you tell me FIRST !
Saint Archana felt immensely disturbed . Such crassness in handling men in HER house ! Whatever was dear Purvi thinking of ? Doesn't she know that men must be mollycoddled , tickled under the chins like lambs before the slaughter ? The large hearted egoistic dears ! With all that front of EGO behind their insecurities and inexperience of us women ! They start jumping like MONKEYS once their ego is flattered . Dear darling MEN ! I MUST stop Purvi . I am sure this is Dear Ashna and the Sage's son . SUCH a catch !
So Saint Archana caught the Fighter Hen's hand and took her inside to the bedroom and scolded her .
Is this the way to talk to a man ? Since when did u get EGO ? EGO drives them away ! EGO is our enemy ! One has to pretend to be EGOLESS ! Is this what I taught u ? Silly Girl ! He has come WALKING to the door like a lamb strays in a slaughter house ! And ur DRIVING him away ? Out you go and LISTEN . NOW !
So Purvi the fighter hen went out to ask him what he wanted . Prince Arjun told her that he wanted to give her job back and needed her signatures on some ATKOFIED work .
The Patron Saint Sulo meanwhile fondly brought some water for her prospective GRAND DAMAD and looked at him like an aged , kindly vampire . MEN bring ROUNAK to the house , thought Sulo . The gullible dears ! She sighed as she remembered Manohar , always with his back to the wall , poised for flight .
But before Prince Arjun could drink the water , Purvi the Fighter hen lifted the glass quickly and drank it all , GAT GAT GAT and smacked her lips and arrogantly said
THANK U AAJI FOR THE WATER .
Both the elderly saints SQUIRMED at her manners . They wanted to fondle the prince's hair and feed him water with a straw if possible and here was this silly teenager , blowing it all .
Prince Arjun then suggested that they go to office . At first the fighter hen INISTED he talk there only but when he explained her signatures were needed too , she agreed grumpily .
Outside she REFUSED to sit in his car and told him to reach HIS WAY while she wud reach the same place HER WAY .
Once in the office , Saint Purvi CHECKED the Prince as he told her a list of jobs that needed to be done before the TAKEOVER .
WILL DO THEM ONLY IF YOU DON'T FORCE THE EMPLOYEES TO SIGN THE TERMINATION LETTER ...she said , her eyes GLEAMING with VICTORY . And They should get FULL RETIREMENT FUND BENEFITS when they RETIRE . THESE R MY SHARTS . If u AGREE only then will i sign the acceptance letter .
Prince Arjun AGREED , FUMING from inside at his humiliation, feeling CASTRATED . I will teach her a LESSON , he vowed . Currently I need this girl obnoxious as she is.
Manav and DK
Manav's SADNESS was shown as snowfall fell behind him . He was lamenting to Sage DK about the divorce papers that Archana sent him .
WHY NOW ? WHY , oh WHY , oh WHY ?
Sage DK informed him in an amused voice that his son had fired Purvi . But Manav thought it was Archana who was fired for RUDENESS .
She can NEVER be rude ! cried Sad Manav , thinking of all the SHAKKAR she had plied on him with weepy eyes and sugar coated tongue . NEVER !
Sage DK sighed . Either go back to her or get on with ur life ...he advised Sad Manav . You gotta make a CHOICE .
Will sign on the papers after I ask my SAWAAL ...Sad Manav said . Yes . But to ask the SAWAAL I need time to prepare myself and grit my teeth . It will take some time .
Sage DK shook his head and pondered about the immaturity of middle age . Nowdays people r not maturing even when they reach 50 , thought Sage DK . They act like 15 . The age for MATURING is increasing day by day . 50 is so raw ! This dear man needs my guidance . I will steer him gently towards the lady of his dreams with my pointed verbal talks , thought Sage DK .
In the Pre Cap Sachu tells Savita he needs to go to India as he needs to hire a lawyer for Manav as he cannot take the case as he has done CANADIAN LAW .
My comments :
Purvi's arrogance is neither funny nor exciting ...its simply STIFLING and a blot on womanhood in general . I will rub my hands in glee when ANYONE brings her down ...be it Punni or Prince Arjun . I personally hope Arjun shows her what management tactics r ...coz this girl needs a lesson . You CANNOT dictate to management like this about company policies ...you can talk only about YOUR job . Her demands are UNFAIR and she is basically trying to run the company for Arjun . She needs to be humbled and put in place .
Archana shone today when she fired her arrogant daughter Purvi in the secrecy of their inner room and pointed out to her that she was the one with EGO . I hope they keep up Archana this way .
Damodar 's self righteous talk made me laugh . It was so full of holes . He was going on and on like a stuck record about how Savita was NEVER a good MA and destroyed her son's life for her SWARTH...look who is talking ! The one who destroyed Manav's entire LIFE by making him work at 16 as he drank irresponsibly for his SWARTH ! Savita was so right when she told him that u were not even there , u don't know WHAT GUL Archana khilofied when u were in REHAB ! Damo was not ready to listen ! Savita shud tell him to get out of her lifeand go to live at Karanjkar house where he can lift Sulochana and Archana's chappals !
Manav should sincerely STOP thinking of Archana and think of his DAUGHTERS . And DK should stop being a carbon copy of Damodar .One is enough .
But most of all ...I hope Purvi somehow , somewhere , falls FLAT on her face .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy friends and CIAO .
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