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Screaming match guys
Between two ...er ...ladies 😕 { I think I am supposed to still call em that ????}
What happened was this
Purvi tried to trap Lech Malik
She smartly { !!!} put the speaker button on and threw down her dupatta and bared her fleshy part of the throat and shoulder and took it very near Oily Malik's face so he cud smell the body wash { Lavender or strawberry ??? Or er ...REXONA soap , looking at Purvi's seedhapan }and told him I am ready to come to any room , any land with u . Bangkok , New York ...ANYWHERE .
Now before u judge her harshly guys remember , she was only listening to her DIL . DIL told her , act like this . Throw down ur dupatta and thrust urself in a man's face and SAVE ur sister .
Oily Malik started perspiring . He was NOT prepared for this . This is too much ...Oily Malik told himself . Cannot handle this hot babe . This is SIZZLE SIZZLE . OMG I'm gonna get BURNT .
He was right of course . He had sensibly caught on that the office people were peeking in thru his glass door and enjoying the tamasha. .
Nahiii ! screamed Oily Malik . Nahiii ! I want my izzat SAVED . U bad girl ! Thrusting and Thrusting urself in my face when I am repeatedly telling u that these things can be discussed ...er ...LATER . Over dinner . In Hotel Rooms . Here i am , showing restraint and wanting to do it the proper way ...the way affairs r ETHICALLY conducted ...in hotel rooms and foreign lands , over DINNER ...and here U R , wanting to do it RIGHT NOW , in the OFFICE ! Its an INSULT to my professionalism .
Then agree to release My PUNNI TAI from ur CLUTCHES ...said Purvi . DON"T EVER LOOK AT HER WITH UR PAAPI AANKH . { So what if she has already lost her virginity a thousand thousand times .In MY EYES she is PAVITRA .}
Shan't ! shouted Oily Malik bravely but hoarsely . NEVER !
Then I will Tell ur wife . said Purvi calmly , tapping her foot .
You wouldn't !
I would !
Nooo !
YES !!!!
Punni is ALL URS ! spare me , spare Me Spare Me !
Hee Hee Haa haa Purvi the snoop said and walked out , tossing the dupatta on her shoulder again . Her mission was accomplished . Punni Tai 's non existent virginity and honour was SAVED .
Of course Oily Malik had no intention of letting Punni go . She was still desirable to him . Such a broad minded gal , never nagged him about his married status and all . MOST understanding . He quickly phoned her and told her that Purvi the snoop had spoilt it all for them . We cannot play Salim and Anarkali anymore , wept Oily Malik . She has threatened to tell my WIFE . Of course I will manage my homefront , but u manage URS .U understand , right darling ?
Of course Mallu darling ...Punni clicked her tongue with annoyance at her meddly cousin , her eyes glittering like polished gems . I will set that upstart Straight .Don't u worry , See ya at night . And be sure to bring My diamonds .
Gotcha . And you will play Anarkali ?
You bet I will .
Thus ended the first part of todays episode . Two lovers straining to meet each other by defying societal norms ...the spoke in the wheel of their love life being none other than Purvi the Archu Clone .
Now what happened was Clever Punni went home and cried buckets and made up stories that Purvi the Snoop was spreading rumors about her and Oily Malik by forming a pair with that boy who rejected her and was co incidentally working in the office . So Manju barged in Archu's 70 lakh home which is legally on Sulochanas name but ideally belongs to Manav whose riches she HATES .
Your Daughter is AWARA ! Shouted Manju .
SAMBHAAL UR ZUBAAN ! Shouted Archu .
Your Daughter Pokes Her nose in businesses that r none of her concern !
NEVER ! She can NEVER do it ! She is MY BETI ! I have FULL BHAROSA on her !
She is flirting with that boy in the very office My Punni wanted to apply for a job !
NOT POSSIBLE ! retorted Archu with full lung power . NOT IN OUR GENES !
Remember ur sis VARSHA ! The one who is now missing with ur child and was gallivanting around with her married boss ! HAH !
Varsha IS GONE and SO r the STORIES ! HAH to u !
HAH !
HAH !
BAH !
BAH !
Then Manju tried to pull Purvi The Snoop .
Archu pulled Manju instead .
Then both rolled eyes and showed each other pointed fingers without meaning to be obscene of course as they were both fundamentally decent women .
Sulo had meanwhile , started puffing . She has grown old , the poor thing and her asthma acts up . But not to be outdone he rushed forward to have the LAST WORD .
GO MANJU ...she told her , her plump bosom quivring with sanskaari rage GO AND TELL VINOD THAT FROM TODAY HE HAS LOST THE RIGHT TO LIGHT MY FUNERAL PYRE . EVEN THAT HAQ I BEQUEATH TO MY BETI ARCHU WHO FOLLOWS MY SANSKAARS TO THE HILT . GO WRETCHED ONE . U LOST A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY .
AS if I care a damn muttered Manju under her breath , secretly relieved that even THIS Kharcha wud be on Archus head , and left with her nose in the air , Chalu Punni in tow .
My comments will follow later .
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Anupamaa
