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Kools reporting from base : Boring Haveli nite CONTINUES in PR .
This Show needs to be renamed ........VARSHA KI SACHAAI . Guys , I YAWNED today as I made an effort to see it , honestly , i didn't count my yawns . All for u guys , all for u .😆😆😆😆 AAPKE LIYE Kools BADNAAM HUI .[ by watching the show]
Conference for Varsha ki Sachaai
The larger part of the show was Holy Archu and Bhags , the old lady and lada of PR leading all up to a conference in the upper halls of the haveli to discuss one boring topic of the century
WHEN SHUD WE TELL VARSHA HER SACHAAI . The conference .......more powerful than ANY sleep inducing drug [ I recommend this segment for ALL suffering from INSOMNIA] went thus :
Holy Archu : Satishji u MUST tell Varsha her SACHAAI .
Bhags : Ya . U MUST . Ur increasing her TAKLEEF by hiding .
Decent Satish : { Frankly ] I have no HIMMAT .
Vaishu [ weeping and also frankly i must admit] : I am the one with NO HIMMAT not u Satish jeejoo.
Bhags : The moment u tell her and she is in pain I will give her SAHARA . HUM sab hain na .
Decent Satish : { Frankly again} I am ALSO afraid of the repercussions . My MAA . First only there is tension between MAA and Varsha , AB TO WAAT LAGEGI . And I will BURN in the middle ONCE MORE .
Holy Archu : FOCUS on my sister . Not on ur MAA . My sister will be the one suffering , not OTHER people like ur MAA .IGNORE them and focus only on my spoilt , petulant sister .
Bhags : Ya . And if your Maa gets a shock I am there to give her SAHARA too .
Then suddenly all realised Whimsical Varsha is MISSING . IN the NIGHT . The suspense music of PR started .
Downstairs another drama ws taking place . Batatwada was peeing and stopping then peeing again in his pants WONDERING WHAT THE CONFERENCE UPSTAIRS WAS ABOUT . His palms had gone cold and his forehead had broken out in a sweat . He felt sure it was to reveal HIS SACHAAI . He had no idea Varsha had a SACHAAI too . Had he known that , he would have been greatly relieved . He wud have KISSED Varsha for being unable to conceive , I'm sure and wud have offered a try with HIS fertile sperms that can make ANY woman on the earth pregnant .
I am sure That sneak Bhags is revealing my Sachaai RIGHT NOW to Decent Satish he thought nervously . The TATTLE TALE . Why didn't they call ME upstairs to their conference , ha ? Why did they coldly bypass me ? Its all that pious Holy Archu's doing , thought Batatwada , wanting to smack her Holy face . She is taking BADLA and instigating Decent Satish against me .
Just then , Decent Satish , the thorough gentleman that he was , called out to him from above to come up and join the conference . He had felt it was BAD MANNERS to talk privately upstairs and keep Batatwada waiting down .He too deserves to know Varsha Ki Sachaai he thought fairly . The FULL world should know Varsha can never become MAA .
Dharmoo ! Come up Dharmoo ! he called .
Batatwada quivered like an aspen . YA I'm COMING ! I'M COMING Ha Decent Satish .......he said with false mirth 😃😃 I am justtt making an important phone call and coming ! Yo Hoo, Just a minute !
And guess what Batatwada must have done ? HE RAN AWAY !🤣🤣 🤣 OMG OMG guys I am NOT exaggerating here , Batatwada ACTUALLY ran away as fast as his plump little legs cud run into the wide open night outside the HAVELI , peeing uncontrollably I am sure . Who the Hell will Face a grilling upstairs from Decent Satish and that Infernal Holy Duo looking on with disapproving faces , he thought , BHAGO ! Decent Satish can be managed later in Mumbai , enuf of this HAVELI he thought and RAN AWAY !🤣
Oh btw PR mystery music was played as he ran .
Not ALL was boring guys . Some interesting moments were there ......why do u think I have used the color PINK in this paragraph ? Ajit and Vandu ROMANCED guys ! Yeah baby ! And what a romance ! It Beat The Lead romance hollow ! When Ajit came back after a thriving business collection , he found Evil Rassi had gone off somewhere with his sister Manju . The moment Vandu told him that he
CLOSED THE DOOR
SHUT THE LIGHTS
Held Vandu TIGHT
TOLD her HE MISSED HER LIKE HELL AND DIED TO TALK TO HER IN PRIVATE BUT CUDN"T DUE TO SCARCITY OF PLACE and HIS MOM but he missed her as a WOMAN 😉😉😉
And KISSED her !
Vandu the Goat made some CUTE FEMININE BLEATING . First she asked innocently
YEH KYA KAR RAHE HO AJIT
CHOD DO NA AJIT
KOI DEKH LEGA NA AJIT { Purrfect Baby keep it up , drive him crazy]
AND THEN SEEING THE LOOK ON HIS FACE SHE SURRENDERED QUIETLY TO HIM LIKE A WOMAN !
Muvaaa to the couple for keeping romance alive in this serial ! The boring OLD LEADS can take some lessons in love , passion and PROPRIETY here [ shutting DOORS] .👍🏼
I hope the AHEM of Vandu Ajit leads to a lovely pregnancy in which BABIES R NOT EXCHANGED and i hope Ajit is BONKERS about his Baby girl .
Vandu had dutifully gone to meet her mom , unlike her brother , but keeping her priorities in mind , returned to her home to wait for Ajit ......she does NOT neglect her SANSAAR for her maayka although her mom was telling her not to go [ so unlike Archana who has no life of her own and is ONLY involved in maayka . Ajit manages the business and romances his wife ..........where does this leave the LEADS ? The side characters SHINE , the LEADS SINK day by DAY . All that remains is seating them on a rock in a sea , water all around them , by giving them a TANPOORA so they can sing
DUNIYAWAALO SUNO YE NAARA
HUM BAN GAYE SAB KA SAHARA
PREM VEM HOTA HAI PAAP
BIN BACHON KE BANO MAA BAAP!
The bachche being Varsha , Vaishu and VINOD .
Oh yeah . Two faced Manju was quizzing Vinod about his job efforts and Vinod was shame facedly telling her the business belonged to Manav . HE WILL BE MAKING THE DECISIONS thought Vinod with LAJJA , I gotta depend on HIS MERCY NOW .
Don't worry Vinod , what r u worried about ? He is SIMPLY WAITING there to envelop u in his arms and give u SAHARA .
Btw Whimsical Varsha has run away coz she has fyi understood she can never be a MAA . In the wide open night in that remote village where she doesn't know anyone . Aren't the Karanjkar sisters fine pieces of work .......experts for running at night in the most unsafe places ? Red light areas [ Holy Archu] , Blue Diamond [ Prego Vaishu] now this village ! I mean we all get our fair share of shocks but we don't act like this in our dreams do we ?
I hope Bhavna gives ARMAN a HARD SLAP when they try to butt in and also a good piece of mind THAT MIND UR OWN BUSINESS THIS IS OUR PROBLEM . Oh I know Bhavna can be a bitchy pest , but ARMAN need a few hometruths . What for Archana to say fOCUS ON MY SISTER ........ur sister has not done some big great noble deed ......she has wrecked the life of this decent man with her foolish actions , he is never gonna experience the joy of fatherhood due to ur sister's karmas and why the HELL shud Bhavna look at it from ur sPOILT SISTER"S point of view ? Why the hell shud ALL the mothers see things from the Karanjkar sisters point of view beats me . That silly Vaishu has not BOTHERED to phone and talk to her SAAS even once ..the poor lady is WONDERING where she has vanished . Dharmu may be wrong , doesnt the old lady desrve some respect ? How about FOCUSSING on Satish for a change Archana ?I hope Bhavna FIRES Archna and Manav if they open her mouth to advise her .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy darlings and CIAO .
