Yamla Pagla Deewana...Jaywant

Jaywant in Nana Patekar ishtyle...😉

Archana, aao chana khaayen..tum mere saath aisa kyun kar rahi ho?..mujh mein kya kami hai?..kya nahi hai mere pass, fir bhi tum bhukkar Manav ko pasand karti ho..?.kyun Archana...

Archana:- Jaywant, tum pagal ho gaye ho,sathiyaa gaye ho, dimag se buddhe ho gaye ho..tum jaante nahi main Manav se kitna pyaar karti ho...pagla gaye ho...tum sau janam loge toh bhi Manav jaise nahi ban paaoge..

Jaywant goes wild hearing this, he starts banging his head in typical Nana style...he screams and shouts...:- Archana, Manav nahi hoon, tumne mujhe Daanav(Devil) bana diya hai, tumhare pyaar ka bhoot mere sar per DID Doubles ke liye bhootni talash karte naach raha hai...mere sar ke baal Sensex ke stock ke jaise ghir rahe hain...haa haan haan main Yamla Pagla Deewana ho gaya hoon..mujhe sab jagah tum hi tum dikhaayi deti ho..Subah ko aaina dekhta hoon toh tum nazar aati ho, main apne chahre mein tumhara chahra dekhta hoon...brush karta hoon toh wash basin mein tumhara chahra nazar aata hai, bathroom mein jaata hoon toh sharam ka maare kapde pahan kar nahaata hoon, aisa lagta hai jaise tum dekh rahi ho...sabun mein tumhara chahra nazar aata hai....Main kya karoon Archana, breakfast mein Aloo ke parathe mein tumhaari shakal nazar aati hai, chai mein MARIE biscuit doobo kar khaata hoon toh tum nazar aati ho...

Main pagal ho jaaoonga, aajkal CHANA khaana shuru karr diya hai kyunki usmein bhi tumhara naam hai Archana..main itna CHANA khaata hoon ki Dharmesh sir apni cabin mein baar baar Air Freshner use karte hain....meri haalat Ghode (Horse) ke jaisi ho gayi hai...Shaam ko office mein Gol-Gappe khaata hoon toh tum dikhayi deti ho, Rasgulla jaise hi haath mein leta hoon, tumhari shakal nazar aate hi Rasgulle ki ras meri shirt aur pant per ghir jaati hai, ANTS ander ghus ghus kar meri waat lagaa deti hai...shaam ko Thanda Thanda cool cool powder lagakar apne sooje hue badan ko shaant karta hoon.....Archana main deewana ho gaya hoon, pagla gaya hoon..pata nahi kyun maine yeh serial sign ki...tumhein mere pass aana hi hoga nahi toh main chaar kilo CHANA daily khaakar tumhare ghar ke saamne khada ho jaaoonga.....meri haalat dhobi ke kutte ke jaise kar di hai tumne na ghar ka na ghaat ka....😆😉😛

Kya karen aisi pakaoo serial dekhkar kuch aise hi vichaar aane lagte hain,,,,😆😆

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OMG, this was too good ...Brilliant , simply brilliant ....👏👏

I am going to print this and show this to my brother in law , he will die laughing ....🤣