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Kools reporting from base : War continues in PR .
Mahabharath was fought between Pandavas [ The Good ones ] and the Kauravas [ The bad ones]
PR war is being fought between the TRINDAVAS [ the Tri being Dharmu Jay and Satish .....although Satish is the Bheeshma of the party .........unwilling , helpless and neutral } and the DONDAVAS [ the DO LOG Archu and Ajit }
Behind the TRINDAVAS stands a huge faction like the 100 brother army of the Kauravas . The K family , the Rane Family , the Marwadi family ........even Neutral Satish . AND MONEY . . Behind The DONDAVAS stand no one . They r just TWO . Neither is Savita supporting Archu Nor Shravni and even Damo is blessing from AFAR . ZERO MONEY POWER . Medu 's over stuffed lawyer is USELESS /. . MY SUGGESTION : THE DONDAVAS need to ROPE IN RASIKA LOKHANDE ON THEIR SIDE . Someone commented aptly yesterday that the old devil has her uses and this is where her brains are needed . Jump in old gal and we will CHEER u for once . Band bajaa de DHARMU aur JAy Ka !Manav is the DRAUPADi over whom this war is being fought and ARCHU is saving him from VASTRA HARAN . His Half Vastra Haran [ IZZAT AARTI} has already taken place by putting him in jail . The other half will take place when he is found FALSELY GUILTY . That is the time TOTAL VASTRA HARAN will take place in a MORAL SENSE . MORALLY , Manav will be totally NANGU PUNGU then and thats what Archu is trying to AVOID .
Dharmu is DURYODHAN the evil prince while ARchu is ARJUN
Satish is Bheeshma
Ajit is GHATOTKACH [ the nice demon ]
Jay : SHAKUNI
Other characters will come by and by .ššššš But first ...........for the DRAMA today .
MEETING OF THE CATS
Jay's mom opened the door to find a bitter Shravni on the door step .
'You ? Aren't u Manavs HONEWAALI BIWI ?' she ashed in surprise .
Shravni bristled . How it pained her ...that epithet ! HONEWAALI BIWI ! How long was she gonna carry that cross , hOW LONG ? Arre , KAB KI BIWI BAN CHUKI HOTI she wanted to tell this elderly vixen ........KAB KI ! Its all coz of ur stupid holy Bahu who is rushing to SAVE Manav all the time ! First she came and upset the apple cart after making a big tamasha of divorcing him and then that old geezer Kaka popped off right on the day of the marraige coz he was grieving over the loss of the HOLY BAHU ! Now Right on the EVE before marraige , police hauled Manav off to police station and here is the hOLY madonna rushing to save him again ! BAS BAHUT HUA thought Shravni . I will now go to ANY lengths to keep her from doing this SAVING business .We dont need her SAVING . Each time she SAVES and then he CAVES . Then they MENTALLY CONSUMMATE . I'M SURE SHE HAS MENTALLY CONCEIVED BY NOW . Im FED UP , FED UP .
KEEP UR BAHU IN CHECK she told Jays MOm .
What ?
Yeah , keep her in CHECK ! U wanna know what she did ?
What ?
Yesterday at 10 in the night she had gone to meet Manav in jail ! Any LAAJ , SHARAM ? Huh ? She is ENGAGED to ur son na ? Then what is she doing with MY FIANCEE huh ? Or is the RANE family SOOOOOO BROAD MINDED that its OK for them that their HONEWAALI BAHU is having iLLICIT relationship with other man besides their son ?
Control ur mouth ! MIAOW ! cried Jay;s mom showing her ASLI ROOP . The Fur on her back stood straight as if electrocuted .
MIAOW ! Shravni emitted a cry too and the bared her fangs .
DOOSRI AURAT KA PATI CHEENEWAALI BAHU U HAVE GOT ! CHEE CHEE CHEE !
ZABAAN SAMBHAAL KE BAAT KAR !
Seeing that her bite sunk in Shravni cleverly changed her tactics . She suddenly touched Jay's mom's hand sympathetically , her flashing dark eyes softened and she purred
" I am only telling u so that U and Jay shudn't go thru the HELL I have gone thru with this LADKI constantttly hovering around Manav . Thats her GOAL in lIfe . Do something and CONTROL her .NOW . I wish Jay best of luck in Life . Came to warn u coz i felt it was my CIVIC DUTY .
And Shravni walked away , swishing her tail while Jay's mom , the light eyed SIAMESE CAT watched , stung to FURY .
My comment : Shravani senses yet another situation in life where Archu will come RUSHING to take over by even breaking her engagement with JAY . Her own marraige has been cancelled YET one more time for the third time and now Archu seems to not care a hang about her own marraige . Shravni wants to cut this at the root this time and wants ARCHNA to stay out PERIOD . But I wud not say she did a very brainy thing . If Jay's mom wud get furious with this news and break Jays engagement .........Archu wud be even more free to dabble in Manavs life .......which is NOT something that SHravni wants at all . So why did she do this stupid , dangerous thing ? This doesn't show intelligence .......VENOM shud be thrown intelligently .
I think Jay and Shravni will MARRY and take revenge . Today was clear indication . After Archu files complaint against Jay he will be furious . When Manav comes out of jail and refuses to marry Shravni , she will be furious .Jay will teach Shravni to take revenge by WITHOLDING SACHU and will not be averse to using GIrishs money like Manav . YUP .
PROJECT BUTT [ second stage]
AJit has become union leader and taken over .MAZDOOR UNION ZINDABAD ! he yelled, waving his fist before a fistful of workers . C'mON say MANAV , MANAV, MANAV !
Decent Satish , who had just got down from his car and was going inside the factory was shocked .
Whats this ?he asked , his noble soul deeply disturbed by the sight of this ruckus .Aren't u guys supposed to be working ?
No one will work till Manav is released , Ajit told him firmly , like a medium sized AMITABH BACHCHAN IN OVERALLS with a POPAT nose .He must be FREED and REINSTATED with MAAN SAMAAN AND IZZAT ! till then , we r on STRIKE ! MAZDOOR UNION ZINDABAD ! DHARMU HAI HAI ! BATATAWADA MURDABAD ! MANAV ZINDABAD !
Yes but procedure will take its own time ........said Decent Satish feebly .
HAMAARI MAANGE POORI KARO ! yelled Ajit even more . MANAV MANAV MANAV !
But ........
NO BUTs ! Ur saving only YOUR BUTTS ! We have a pair TOO ! ALL of us ! LOOK at THEM ! LOOK ! Do we look as if we R FLAT from behind ?Ha ? ANSWER US SATISH !
I never said that ! I agree totally u guys have them too !
Then do the right thing ! We r not gonna hear anything else ! Manav Manav Manav ! PROJECT BUTT MURDABAD ! Manav ZINDABAD !
MANAV MANAV MANAV ! went the thrilled workers . It was PARTY TIME ! One sporting fella thought it wud be a good idea to fling a nice stone on DECENT SAtish's Head . Decent Satish ducked and ran away to his cabin only to find a benign Batatawada standing there IN A CRISP , IRONED NAVY BLUE SHIRT , HOLDING A FILE ON PROJECT BUTT .
The Banks have rejected our loan .......said Batatawada , starting Argument 2 of promoting PROJECT BUTT as per the plan devised by TDH who was diabolically keeping behind thje scenes , knowing how much SAtish dislikes his presence . Not just that , they may do something about the earlier loans they have advanced us ! Our BUTTS r on FIRE ! Only PROJECT BUTT can save us now ! DECIDE , DECENT Satish ! We have built this business since 3 years { Since when ?before PR even started ?} ..........it will be KAPUT in 3 days !
Decent Satish stared worriedly , while the workers out yelled............. MANAV MANAV MANAV !
My comment : Satish is signing soon . There will be a sad helpless AAAAA music in the background , Im sure . Dharmu first told him workers will be hungry and jobless if factory closes down , and now the loan thing . Dharmu is master at manipulation and i can't help but admire his roly poly chubby guts . What a businessman !
PRABHI meets Holy ARCHU
Meanwhile , bristling with rage after Shravni's visit , The Siamese Cat went to the K house to keep her HONEWAALI bahu in check . She caught her just in time . Holy Archu was going out somewhere .
Where r u going ? She asked nastily and sarcastically , expecting Holy Archu to pee at her icy tone .
To the office .But will meet Manav first and then go ........said Holy Archu , unfazed .
The Siamese Cat was SHOCKED at her audacity .Such himmat ! SUch ATROCIOUS himmat ! OMG ! That Shravni was RIGHT , this gal is TOO MUCH ! [ U shud have realised that when she invited Manav to the engagement }
WE MADE IT CLEAR WE DISLIKE UR ASSOCIATION WITH MANAV she said with a MIAOW .
SO SORRY , IT WILL CONTINUE , said Holy Archu indifferently .
WHAT ! said The Siamese Cat , stunned .
Yes . CAn't DROP him at a time like this .He needs me . I have IZZAT for u but IN THIS I WONT LISTEN . CHALO BYE OK . GOTTA GO TO MANAV .........said Holy Archu in a bored tone and walked off .
The light eyes of the Siamese Cat popped off .
Chubby put a hand on her chest to stop the asthma attack .She was heaving .
Manju was zapped .
Vinod was disturbed .
Manohar first duck behind Chubby's back when the Siamese Cat was snarling .Then when CHubby started heaving , he hurriedly duck behind Vinod's back .ššššš His Devi daughter was OUT OF CONTROL . As if his Chubby wife and Devi daughter were not enough , this CATWOMAN was now prowling in the house mauling everyone ! Manohar wanted to dig a hole in the house and HIDE .
My comment : Archus engagement is gonna break but my guess is Jay will appease his mom and say NOT YET .U see , he NEEDS her SIGN .š Also .....Archu shud have shown such himmat with Savita . AFSOS .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy my friends .CIAO .Have a great weekend .
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Cricket
