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Kools reporting from base : Mahabaharath War in PR starts . Yup it has started . The battle lines have been drawn . Its Archu Ajit against Dharmu Jay coz Satish will CAVE IN . He is being manipulated by giving him DUHAAI OF WORKERS AND THEIR HUNGRY FAMILIES . K family , for all their hypocritical support has done a complete turn around once they reached home and WARNED Archu to stay away from Manav . .
WON"T , said Holy Archu , weeping copiously . SHAN"T . Shame on u guys ! Have u forgotten
How he maintained Varsha's VIRGINITY by telling her about Sleazy Ashwin ? { Where is that interesting dude btw ?} It was intact till her marraige with Satish ONLY coz of HIM ! [ Thats true . He is a great one at keeping women INTACT VIRGINS.}
How he Gave u 3 lacs by taking loan on his bhikaari head ? [ This to Manohar.}
How he always kept ASTHMA PUMP with him only for U ? { This to Chubby }
And u guys r today bothered more about my marraige to Jay ? Well u know what ? I am NOT . Too bad , Jay will JUST have to live with it .👏👏👏👏👏 Imgonna save him as a SUPERVISOR MUST SAVE HER LOYAL WORKER . { Oh please . U were going JUSTTTT fine till u pulled this crappy line . What supervisor and worker , supervisor weeps like this for worker is it . Be HONESt and say Im gonna do it coz I CARE , thats enough .😃 }
Then Holy Archu filled tiffin with KHANA and went to jail to feed Bhagwan .
His family can bring him khana , Vinod pointed out rightly to the SUPERVISOR .
Im going anyways said the beautiful weepy lady , and walked off .
Manohar squished his peeing sensation . He looked uneasily at Chubby , who looked as if she was gonna have an asthma attack and fall in his arms right there as she stared defeated , at the back of her stubborn holy daughter . Manohar wanted to runaway somewhere , ANYWHERE , where he cud HIDE from his DEVI daughter and CHUBBY WIFE . It was too much , all this was too much for any man to bear . No one had so many DAILY TAMASHAS in his life , no one . He had not read of a single family in the GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS .
Meanwhile a gang of three beat Bhagwan up in jail . They wanted to have a ball and pick up fights . They first tried to bug the Pandu Havaldar and then did HAATH SAAF on Bhags who was sitting and weeping in a corner . [ They HATE KJ movies and weeping men .........thats the ONLY explanation . }
Holy Archu was SHOCKED to see Bhagwan's wounds . She touched Bhagwan's lips to feel it without a SINGLE sexual thought in her brain . [ You guys HAVE to understand here that the only way to touch a man's lips in PR is when he is beaten up and his lips bleed coz they r cut . There is NO OTHER WAY .}
She then fired the Pandu havaldar who just stands outside cells and watches the fights going on inside as if THAT is part of his daily duty . How dare u beat my Bhagwan up , she asked , trembling with rage .
Aie ! Jhansi ki Rani ! said the Pandu sarcastically .I didn't , ok ? Those 3 Gundas did . { WOW . what an explanation .}
How dare u do this , Holy Archu asked the Gundas . WHY did u do it ? [ She wanted to SLAP them like Meanie Prakash .}
Coz we had KHUJLI in our PALMS replied the smart Gunda shamelessly . He wondered if he should blow Holy Archu a flying kiss .😆😆😆😆😆
Holy Archu wanted to say something TEEKHA to this retort but Bhags held her arm tighttttly , the way one holds on SR night after getting turned on . [ Again , it MUST be understood here that arms can be held like this only when wives r out side the jail cell in PR land .}
Holy Archu then gave Bhags Khana and he ate it while she looked at him with tears . My Bhags ! she thought .My LOYAL WORKER BHAGS !
Loyal Worker Bhags meanwhile finished the khana and bade her a tragic , silent good bye .
Holy Archu left . Pandu went on reading the file and the 3 Gundas sighed coz the pleasure to their eyesight went outside the station .They had LOVED her and thought Bhags was an IDIOT . She deserves MEN like us , not such LALLUS , they felt . Yeah . They hadn't really liked her Amma blouses but the fire in her eyes when she got angry made her look HOT . The 3 gundas decided to dream about her at night and smiled . Life in jail wasn't so bad after all .
Holy Archu met Savita outside the jail . Like Vinod had said , Bhagwan's family was bringing food for Bhags ..........his mum and his future wife since two years .
We dont need u to bring Khana said Savita nastily . Ur family first puts my baby in jail tHEN gives him Khana .Dont want it .Take ur Khana and 🤬
But Aai ..........wept Archu . I brought coz I FELT LIKE IT . Coz hes my WORKER .
Yeah ! said Shravani , loving it that Savita was FIRING Holy Archu , her age old SOUTEN . U dare CUT AAI's BAAT now ? Such HIMMAT ? Ha ? Holy Archu , SUCH HIMMAT ? U heard what AAi said ?SO THERE !
Aie ! said Savita to second Bahu and put her in place .U keep quiet SAMJI ? LET ME HANDLE this .This is between us , U SHUT UP and stay in ur LIMIT .😆😆😆😆😆 Listen Holy Archu , TU NIKAL .NIKAL .PHOOT .
Holy Archu wept and went away . She is NOT gonna stop coming of course .Savita will have to lump it just like JAY
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Savita then went inside , saw Baby's wounds and called the three gundas near the bars . When they came , she punched TAKLU on his nose and gave them GAALIS and told them to come to her MOHALLA to know her ASLI JAAT .🤣 Then she fired Pandu and told him she wud do THIS to HIM next time if she saw her baby wounded .
Baby meanwhile gurgled .
Coached by his diabolical stooge TDH , Batatawada went to meet his exasperating honest partner SATISH . TDH had told Batatawada to get him to sign by HOOK OR BY CROOK . Use business tactics , emotional blackmail , VAASTA OF RELATIONS , WHATEVER , TDH had said with narrowed diabolical eyes . BUT GET HIM TO SIGN . WE need his signature for PROJECT BUTT . U see , PROJECT BUTT cannot commence without his damned SIGNATURE . U manage ur business partner and I will manage my LIFE PARTNER . { all this with hooded dark eyes , Guys . So sexy .}
I am not here to FORCE u lied Batatawada to a pressurized Satish once their wives were out of the way . I am here only to discuss PROJECT BUTT .Purely business , of course .
What about PROJECT BUTT asked Satish with a frown .
The underlying principle of this Project is that OUR BUTTS R more important than MAnav's . Said Batatawada with a bright smile .
How come ?asked Exasperating Satish irritatedly . And his isn't ? Have u thought about how it feeds his family when it slogs in our factory ?Ha ? How CAN u say OUR BUTT is more IMPORTANT than MANAV'S HA ?
COZ OURS IS MONEYED said BATATAWADA benignly . Ours is GOLDEN , STUDDED WITH DIAMONDS . His ISN"T .
So ? asked Buddu Satish , still not understanding .
Batatawada sighed . He thought longingly of TDH and what a QUICK PUPIL he had been . And here was this DIMWIT . But it was ok , BUSINESS MEIN AISA BHI PAALA PADTA HAI .What to do .
SO IT MEANS WE CAN USE THE MONEY POWER TO GET MANAV OUT OF JAIL LATER OR TO FEED HIS FAMILY . CAN HE DO IT IF WE GO INSIDE ? CAN HE FEED OUR FAMILIES ? Ha ? [ especially our rich jewllery laden WIVES ?} CAN HE FEED THE FAMILIES OF THOUSANDS OF WORKERS DEPENDENT ON US ? COZ THE FACTORY WILL CLOSE DOWN ONCE WE GO INSIDE AND THOSE FAMILES WILL BE HUNGRY < OUT ON THE ROADS !
What ! said Decent Satish , shaken . He hadnt thought of it LIKE THAT .
YES . said Batatawada , relieved that he was finally getting somewhere with his obstinate , buddu man . THEY WILL DIE OF HUNGER . Its for THEM that I am thinking so frantically of saving OUR BUTTS . Purely for THEM .
Decent Satish mulled over this . He HATED the workers going hungry .
And hence , said Batawada with a BENIGN , BEAMING SMILE , we have PROJECT BUTT . Please , please SIGN and make this a success . TDH has even come up with a slogan for it . The poor dude , he has been working day and night with me on it , thinking of all those WORKERS .
Whats that ?Asked Satish inspite of himself .
WE LOVE IT ! Thats our slogan . TDH is working on the war cry and details of course , but thats what we have finalized . Its gonna be like this ..........PROJECT BUTT ............WE LOVE IT !
Combined Comments :
Archu gave her family good . Her dialogues AD VERBATIM lifted from commentary and SOTD
Savita socking Taklu was hilarious
Savita loves to boss bOTH bahus and have upper hand . She is laying guilt trips on Archu so she lays guilt trips on her family and pressurizes THEM to get Manav out
Medu has disappeared again so has his useless lawyer
Dharmu is mASTER MANIPULATOR
its GAREEB ARCHU AJIT VS RICH DHAMU JAY
Meanie Praksh meanwhile is passing time watching sugarcanes squeezed in machines and imagining its MANAV
Kools signing off for the day . Like button if u liked comments even if u dont . Enjoy , CIAO .
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