Hopedi's new ramblings thread!!!!!! - Page 2

Congratulations Hope. I am so 😃 for your thread as this will be one more thread besides Tanya's and Kool that I visit. Really looking forward to reading your ramblings. I don't have much time these days due to the HST and its implications. Got to iron the issues. but no excuse not to visit your ramblings. Love you Hope.

Wedding Scene

So guys you know what the worst part of the divorce was for the Ks. Not the grief that their eternal martyr Archu is feeling but the free service that all the D men did during the wedding. Uff, that Manohar was so stressed. Arre last time that Dam baba was taking care of caterers and kaka was serving drinks and manav was doing pantry inventory management. This time - NO STAFF NO SUPERVISORS. 😭Damn this Archu spoils everything didn't she???? 😡 So guys we have to note an important fact Manohar believes in value for money. With Satish he was getting a rich indulgent jamaai so he did big wedding with top notch caterer supplied by Tarun. But this Vaishali picked Ebenezer Scrooge, so the caterer too has to be the cheapest deal on the block. Notice that the caterers were so few that they did not need the roof, the back chaali was just big enough. Cheapo.

Along comes Sulo. Guys, this woman is a Paramedics Dream. She is like the guaranteed business they get each year. She is their down payment with the insurance company. She never fails. Any important event and she has a medical calamity. So the woman is having her run of the mill asthma attack and this dude who has lived with her for over 30 years see this and says hey what's wrong - you not going to miss the wedding right? Yup mister, don't worry. Let her choke for lack of oxygen, then fall into a coma then we will do a leap and she will come out of coma and considering this is a wedding in an Ekta show the ceremony will still be going on and hopefully because of the lack of food during the coma period, when your wife comes out she will look like a Jenny Craig woman. Moron. GET THE PUMP. SHE'S DYING.

So HE LEAVES!!! But not before he gives her a word of advice. Honey, take care of yourself. The pump is somewhere around here. Stop puffing like a chicken and catch your breath.

And she is like this heartless bespectacled bore. I would rather die of this asthma attack than celebrate a Golden Jubliee with him. Cheapo.

So guys, she is in a bad state. Her body is naturally swollen from outside and now seems her insides are swelling too. So she dawdling all over the place in distress like a kids Bozo Bop toy and where does she land – ON A FULL GLASS FURNITURE. Guys either she is a puffed up lightweight or that was shatter-proof glass but man when she fell it did not even creak.😕 The thing is strong that the jail cell that Ajit was in.

So there is this woman, dying right? Going once, Going twice, Going thrice .................. Just before I was going to slam the auctioneer's gavel and say GONE, who do you think drops in ...... DRUMROLL PLEASE....... PANDU. YES, SURPISINGLY PANDU (minus Basanti and Dhanno (Shravani)). Now it seems he has a surprisingly telephatic connection with her mom too.

So you know our Pandu. Practical personified. Sees a distressed patient goes straight into lifeguard mode. So remember we have had a leap. Two K girls left. Imagine all the space created with their missing wardrobes. So obviously Sulo went crazy reorganizing the place with all that free closet space So now Pandu is a little ticked. Arre so what if I have been gone for a year, why does this woman keep shifting stuff? Even the first aid and medical supplies. So of course, he had to rummage THORUGHOUT THE HOUSE before he found it. Seriously guys, any rational person would start in the outer room first but no he went straight in Archu's bedroom and looked in what seemed like HER wardrobe for the chicken's pump. Ok Pandu do you seriously think you have time to throw in some bedroom fantasies while the old woman is dying outside. Get a grip dude. Anyways, curiosity satisfied, Pandu comes right back to the place he started and FOUND IT. So 1 old woman saved. Wow, where's my CITIZEN OF THE MONTH badge??

Pandu Flies in to the Rescue – Cape and Chaadi in Hand

Guys, the cheapo caterers are showing their true colours so obviously one of the morons messed up the dhal or something. So all Ks are shitting bricks. What do we do now. You know how frugal and particular The Scrooge is right? But never fear, Pandu came through the threshold and immediately turned into Iron Chef. He did a quick inventory, a kitchen ,supplies, dhal bhat on the menu, and over 5 bodies in the room. He was ready to rumble WWF style. Move out Rocky Balboa, here comes Iron Chef Pandu.

Guys, he stepped into the kitchen and guess what not a catering worker in sight. Betcha they were unionized or something and the minute they saw the contract staff they went on mass hartal.

So Pandu has picked his team, he wants his kitchen team to include his ever-glowing candle Ms. Basanti (or should I have said old flame) and his favourite muhboli bhena, Varsha. They go to the kitchen and for some reason Satish who was never chosen to be on the team joins them. Haila, he thinks, MBA I did for what to do bawarchi giri here??? Arre I have never made tea he wants me to play in Kitchen Stadium.

So while Pandu is busy taking stock of Ktichen Stadium, Basanti decides that really the apprentice Varsha is more a liability than asset in this kitchen challenge so she cons her into leaving. That leaves but two, Pandu and Basanti. And man, this is working out great and guess what..................... VOILA!!! KITCHEN MAGIC!!!! HERBAL ESSENCE MOMENTS COMMENCE................ hair flying here, hair flying there, some in the newly prepared dhal, some in Manav's clothes, some in manav's nose. Great, so now the guests are going to have special dhal blessed with some shampooed hair and the sneeze that followed it. YUMO!!!!

Anyways, all that hair, all the maaza, all those magic moments, and guess what......................... Tring, tring, Whose there..... Dhanno. Never fear where my mistress Basanti, there I am. So apparently, she does not want to go to her cousin's party and answer her family's questions but to the rest of Mumbai she does not even wait for questions just spills all the jumping Mexican beans about her illegitimate baby and not so hubby partner. Wah beta Bahot Kubh Bahot Kubh.

The Mandap

I think Manohar was never in the railways. He must have been an undercover Border Security Forces spy. He had Vinod were having like this coded conversation about the kitchen challenge that they wanted to keep gup-chup gup-chup from the other side (Dharmesh and party). All the Ks looked like co-conspirators in this high-security coup. And all hopes rested on Pandu with the Cape and Chaadi and Basanti with the horse tail hair flying all over the buffet. Manju was very upset, she was thinking, these people never involve me in their spy games😡😡. Haila, need my mommy to make a spy game of my own😡.

Originally posted by: toothbrush13

HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 🤗

You are truly a wonderful person and all of your posts, whether part of your ramblings or any other thread, are a real joy to read. I'm so happy that you're part of this forum.

I'm still sorry I made you cry that one time. 😆

Originally posted by: carpe-diem

Hope congrats. I know that we haven't gotten much chance to interact but you are such an wonderful addition to this forum. i immensely enjoy your ramblings. you have gift of changing the most ridiculous events in a bearable one. keep on tickling our funny bone😆

Kala Tika and enjoy...🤗

awesome job Akash.👏

Originally posted by: Tulsey

Congratulations Hope. I am so 😃 for your thread as this will be one more thread besides Tanya's and Kool that I visit. Really looking forward to reading your ramblings. I don't have much time these days due to the HST and its implications. Got to iron the issues. but no excuse not to visit your ramblings. Love you Hope.

Originally posted by: stillhopeful

thanks Carpe

yes keep comign chatting and reading.

will eb fun.

all thanks to munna😃