A Telecon Between Common Man Manav & Mahaan Archu

Oneday Manav feels like seeing Archana and romnacing her..After all she is the only woman who could do this favour to him. Though Sharavani is gonna be the official wife to Manav, but he is still missing Archana and without thinking anything he calls her up.Manv has decided that he will fly away with Archu.but just see how mahaan Archu is.

Ar- hello ..Manav..Manav aap
Man- kaisi ho Archana?
Ar- Main bahut achhi hun..aur aai kaisi hain? baba kaise hain?
Man- aaj subah hi maine tumhe sab ke bare mein bataya tha na
Ar- Kahan Manav? Shravani ke bare mein to bataya hi nahin...usko labour pain hoga na sab se pehle mujhe kahiyega..sab se jyada khushi hogi mujhe
Man- Archana par..
Ar- bataiye na kaisi hai Shravani
Man- abhi ghode bech ke so rahi hai
Ar- aap uska kahayal rakhiye plz...aap ko aaj mujhe ek wada karna padega
Man- wada?
Ar- aap ko meri kasam..Shravani ko woh sara pyar dena jo aap mujhe dete the
Man-Archana yeh kya keh rahi ho..mujhe tumse kuch aur kehna tha
Ar-haan to boliye na
Man- aaj mausam kitna achha hai..yeh bheegi bheegi raat
Ar- Manav yeh bataiye laxmi chachi kaisi hain?
Man-Archana..hamare chawl ke aas paas jitne bhi chawl hain na..sab ko pata lag chuka hai ki tum kitni mahaan ho..is liye thoda apne bare mein baat karte hain
Ar- jaiye main aap se baat nahin karti..aap ko lagta hai maine mahaan banne keliye yeh sab kiya
Man- nahi thodi mahanta to maine bhi dikhayi..warna apni yun waat nahin lagti..
Ar- aap isse waat kaise keh sakte hain Manav.. is ko tyag kehte hain..zara sochiye..kal ko Shravani ka bhavishya kitna achha hoga.. uska bachha aap ko papa papa bulayega
Man- tum kaho to tumhe bua bua bulayega woh
Ar-offo Manav..main shravani keliye bahut khush hun
Man- thik hai par meri baat kyun nahin sunti
Ar- aap kahenge tabhi to sunungi
Man- yeh mausam kuch jyada hi shararati hai..main to bahar khada hokar thandi hawa ka maza le raha hun
Ar- aap ko thand lag jayegi Manav..aap andar chale jaiye..aur dawa le lijiye
Man- dawa?
Ar- aap keliye nahin..shravani ki dawai ka time ho gaya hai..usse de dijiye
Man-meri mati mari gayi thi jo maine tumhe phone kiya...
Ar- thik hai aap pehle shravani ko dawa de djiye phir mujhe call karna
Man- I love you Archana
Ar- chhi yeh aap kya keh rahe hain...
Man- wohi jo mera dil keh raha hai..mere paas chali aao plz
Ar- main bhi wohi soch rahi thi
Man- sahi mein?
Ar- haan warna aap akele shravani ka khayal kaise rakh paoge
Man- bas karo archana
Ar- pata hai mujhe raaton ko neend nahi aati
Man- meri baat soch ke?
Ar- nahin..shravani ko delivery ke time kitna dard hoga yeh sochke...bappa ko pray karti hun..ki uska sara dard mujhe mil jaye..aur usse bina dard ka bachha ho jaye
Man- tumhe dard chahiye na uska
Ar- haan...uski khushi keliye main kuch bhi kar sakti hun
Man- achha ek rasta hai..jisse tumhe us type ka dard mile
Ar- bolo Manav
Man- hum dono kahin bhag chalte hain.sath mein rehte hain..fir tumhe bhi similar dard mil jayega
Ar- shravani ko leke na..wahan main uska khayal rakhungi..yehi na
Man-jee karta hai deewar pe sar takrake jaan de dun
Ar- aap itne udaas mat ho Manav..aap ka bachha sahi salamat is duniya mein aa jayega
Man- mera bachha!!
Ar-are wohi shravani ka bachha..jo aapka naam leke badhega..maine to uska naam bhi soch liya hai.Shraman..yani ke shravani+manav..achha hai na
Man- Archana ab band karo..mujhe tumhe gale lagane ko mann kar raha hai
Ar- chhi..kitni gandi baat karte hain aap...Shravani sunegi to usse kitna dukh hoga
Man- ab tumne ek baar shravani ka naam liya to main tum se kabhi baat nahin karunga
Ar-par main to aap ki shaadi mein aa rahi hun.. pata hai maine 3000 ki saree bhi li hai uskeliye
Man-Archana main tumhe uthake kahin door bhag jana chahta hun
Ar- aap aise gandi baat na kariye please..warna main phone kat dungi
Man- tumhari zulf ki chhaon mein sona chahta hun..tumhe sar se paon chumna chahta hun..aur tumhare sath zindegi bitana chahta hun
Ar- kitne gande ho aap. shravani ki zulfein kam ghani hain kya? uski zulf ki chhaon mein jake so kyun nahin jate. usse khushi hogi. aur usse khush hote dekh mujhe khushi hogi..
Man-main phone rakhta hun (gusse mein)
Ar- haan zaroor..aur sharavni ko gale lagane ke baad kaisa laga zara sms karke bata dena..main intezar karungi
Man-nahiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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