Hope's Hopeless Ramblings (June 4, 2010)

My friends, compatriots, my fellow sufferers.... the constant ganga jamuna that seems to be flowing in PR land has made me melancholy and I want to break out in song.

Jaanu meri jaan (translation For Fifi: Darling, Oh My darling)

Mein tujhe pe kurbaan (I am totally enslaved by you)(apparently so is your aai)

Mein tera tu meri (I am yours, you are mine)

Jaane Saraa Hindustan (The whole of India knows this) (after the buckets of tears we have cried they would be slow in the head not to have guessed this, especially that Ajit)

(Manav's dialogues)

So Archu, my jaan, my zindagi, mere jeene ki har tamana, this is why we must do our Friendship Summit in Vegas. Bangkok and India are not really safe even though they are nearby.

DON'T SAY NO. Remember my opinion counts more than your own, so you have to go along with this. 😭

Don't worry, See I have gone through so much effort (got passports, booked a suite that includes a den (of iniquity), friendship bands, mastered hand signals, etc). Just for you my love. Just for you.😍

You will not get bored, when we are not making love through our eyes, we will entertain ourselves with a full agenda of activities. I have even made a mixed CD with your favourite tunes to get you into spiritual ecstasy and set the mood. The Rajaram song, the PR title song, the saathiya song, the other hymns will set the nostalgic mood and you will not be able to refuse me.

I have planned games, Toss the Mangalsutra over the blazing bonfire, 7 rounds of catch me if you can around the suite where the loser (you) feels like the winner because I will put use my special red marker to decorate your crown, then tug of war with our old gatbandhaan and if you win you can keep it as a memoir of a successful summit. I will even put on my superman's suit and we can do role play. Just say you will come my love, say you will be my friend forever and ever and ever and ever. We will do sequel upon sequel of our summit script.

Manav's Spiritual Journey

Guys, Manav and Archu are truly truly spiritual beings ( we bow down to you oh pure and holy people) and their virtual rishta is invisible to us mere mortals because we are not connected to this celestial Matrix. This is why we cannot understand them guys they are on a different dimensional plan. ArMan ki jai ho!!!

When he and Archu were married he was in ArMan Heaven (state of celestial bliss), now both of them have moved to ArMan Purgatory (state of penance and limbo) and when the marriage happens they will move to ArMan hell (state of unending suffering).😭😭😭

Ekta's Animal Kingdom

So, what's happening at Animal Kingdom today.......................

Location 1 ' Ekta's Fun Farm (Manav is the lab rat, Archana is the cheese he will always pursue, Shravani is the mouse trap and Sav aai is the lab tech leading him helter-skelter down the fun farm maze.)

The global recession has hit the fun farm ' yes it is a sad day the recession has resulted in labour cutbacks. You see the lab tech had been promoted to supervisor but with the cutbacks we are back to being a plain old technician. To make matters worse the laid off labour had messed up the inventory, the organization culture and the management practices. So the lab tech will need to make some major changes now to get everything back on track. Best of luck to you lab tech and by all means do not be afraid to show tough love. We all appreciate it.

The lab rat cries on and on ' guys, the rat keeps crying. It is so pathetic. I think the stop valve has broken during one of the experiments. I am going to suggest that the management at the fun farm collects these bucketful of tears and after purification sends them to irrigate the drought ridden areas of the India. Kissi ka toh bhala hona chaiye from all this dukhda.

Cheese lovers one and all ' OMG all the people at the fun farm have developed a sudden taste for swiss cheese. Dam Baba we can understand because all wine lovers need cheese to go with their wine. Lab rat too needs his sustenance diet, the poor dear. But the props??? Baffling.

Location 2 ' Lokhande Wildlife Sanctuary (Ajit is the tiger, Rasika is the Cobra and Vandu is the mouse that the cobra wants to play and the tiger chooses to ignore)

The hollow anger continues - The lab rat was really frustrated from having participated in all the experiments at the Fun Farm ' truly cruel and unusual punishment ' that he decided to take on the tiger with bold stares and meek words. Lab rat is unjustifiably bold. He did not read the sanctuary rules that clearly stated that visiting rodents don't mess with the wildlife unless they plan on following through with their threats.

Uff he even forgot he was a rat- he thought he was a man (from today I name him Devereaux as in the mouse in the movie "The Tale of Devereaux"). I think the walls of the fun farm need to be lined with mirrors to reacquaint the rat with his inner self.

All that singing and reflection has not helped me today, so I close my eyes and make a wish

I wish, I wish with all my heart to work with BT creatives in this land apart (PR).

BT Creatives, I wish to work with you on the upcoming ManChoo marriage track. I have some creative suggestions that I will gift to you mufat mein:

• Archana should be the guest of honour at the wedding (not Manchoo) as without her willing participation ManChoo would not be so blessed
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• I think as the honoured guest, she should be the first one to receive the wedding invitation (even before Bappa) and this invitation should be given by none other than her best friend, Manav
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• I think that a special seat should be set up near the Mandap for this guest of honour and people should pay their respects to her before they go to congratulate the bride and groom. It is the respectable thing to do.
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• I think that the guest of honour should be asked to dance at the wedding , a special dance to honour the newly-weds and I think that this dance should be done with the jamaai from the groom's side (our darling Ajit)

Well I have a lot more suggestions, but this one is a sampler for the CVs to see my true talent, creativity and genuine desire to progress this special track successfully. Please Please grant me my wish, so I can sleep a peaceful sleep tonight.

{Curtain drops, Hope exits.....}

thanks to my darling Fifi

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For those who would like to go back for a quick laugh

Hopeless Ramblings June 3 - http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1408874

Hopeless Ramblings June 2 - http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1407977

Aaj Ka PR Samachar (all previous versions - page 5 of this thread

Originally posted by: unknown18

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Plz send some water to Pakistan too 🤣 also some electricity (i know u can somehow produce it somewhere in Ekta's animal kingdom) 🤣


I dont like the creative suggestions 😭 (nd I know that since we dont like them, Ekta is going to use them since she hates us!😆 hum par jitna dehaan daiti hai utna serial par bhi de deti😆) I still love the couple u know 😳 🤪 kya karain Sushita ne yeh haal kiya hai hamara😆

Originally posted by: PRnerd

okay hope..i am a bit worried about you now...this show have made you pagal... 😆 your ramblings have gotten weirder and weirder..is that a word? 🤣 🤣

I was thinking about that, Archana attending Manav and Shravani's wedding. I could definately see her doing that since she already went as far as divorcing her husband and welcoming Shravani into the house while she bid goodbye! I've always liked Manav and Archana, they have good hearts but they went overboard here.

Originally posted by: unknown18

Hope, I think u need to change ur username from hopeful to hopeless 🤣

I m not watching the show. But I still hate to see Sushant crying 😭 😳 do u know I literally cry if I see arman/sushita crying or Sushant crying I just forget everything when they cry. They look so real, so much in pain.

Btw, I love Sushita more nd love to watch them together 😍

Originally posted by: bollywoodcrazed

I was thinking about that, Archana attending Manav and Shravani's wedding. I could definately see her doing that since she already went as far as divorcing her husband and welcoming Shravani into the house while she bid goodbye! I've always liked Manav and Archana, they have good hearts but they went overboard here.