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Kool reporting from base ...........The explosion of Varsha's boring ATEET in PR continues . . What a tamasha guys . Truly , these guys in PR HAVE to make a bigggg tamasha of EVERYTHIng . Now the past of some gal ...ok dammit she had an affair , chalo . And after marraige this became public knowledge , chalo . And yeah ok , The affair was with some one in relatives , CHALO . SO ? I repeat guys .......SO ? Bhavna shud at the most tell Satish and both MIYA BIWI will talk about it in bedroom , bas . Baat Khatam, ......rest is upto the husband wife . But NA . All these idiots in PR need tamashas like food and air to live . All of them started weeping , crying and doing tamashas . ALL . . First Tamasha was done by Miss Shakkar on sasasarerere music background .She left her cooking when Zimmedari Baba { Manav's new name] told her about meeting Bunface and her nasty comments about her sister, and RAN outside to living room . She tried phoning Varsha , then wept , then ranted , then phoned mummy dearest . . Mummy dearest then wept , clutched her chubby chest , and started phoning Varshu , then launched in an emotional tirade which was pointless NOW and told Manohar that Ashwin was Varsha's boss . Second Tamasha was done by these stupid Karanjkars . .
Manohar was zapped . I cud have done something , he said . Ha ! [ And guys this is a Ha of disbelief ]
Miss Shakkar there told Zimmedari Baba the same thing .I cud have done something . Ha to that too . [ Like what . Advising her to roll on Bunface's feet and request an extension to somehow live in the house in a corner , at least in the KITCHEN ? }
Vinod mouthed four lettered words silently for his saas . Guys Guys Im convinced they WERE four lettered . He just went on mouthing them silently for full five minutes , like a MANTRA .😆
Shareef Manju struck her head with her palm , not at all doubting that her mom could have NOT done this . What superb confidence in her Mom . Not a word passed through Manjus lips . Arre from where will she talk . This Mom of hers makes her fall flat on her face EACH TIME.
Vaishu looked beautiful .😊 [ See the article where her wet hair is plastered to her skull due to swimming . Sexy , lovely gal . Her looks r wasted in holy moly PR land]
But now...........back to Miss Shakkar's tirade .
Guys , guys , Miss Shakkar has SINNED . yes , I know u won't believe me , but she ACTUALLY ARGUED WITH MANAV and it ALMOST bordered on RUDENESS ! OMG OMG OMG ! Miss Shakkar ranted and raved ! How COULD u not tell me about my sis ! You SHOULD have ! How Could u , how could u how could u ! I cud have done something ! I cud have advised her to keep her cool ! U did wrong by keeping silent ! My marraige has become BARBAAD but at least hers cud be NORMAL ! [ Oh yeah ? Really ? Ha to that ! HA ! With u around can anything be remotely NORMAL anywhere in PR ?Ha ? Baat karti hai ! Humph.]
Zimmedari Baba was silent as he felt guilty . [ He shud have yelled back at Miss Shakkar .I cud have supplied him with various barbs .]
Madonna Savita then breezed in and put things right . U go there and see for urself , she told Miss Shakkar , who immediately agreed with her Saas . And take Manav with u . He is the one who knows truth abt Ashwin , remember ?
Zimmedari baba still silent . He has become a catch catch ball between the ladies of his house . Savita throws him to Miss Shakkar and she throws him to Shravni . As far as HIS IDEAS , HIS OPINIONS , HIS ANGER goes , they r , it seems NOT in existence . He just stares dumbly and gets fired by the 3 women . Questioned by Shravni , fired by Savita , blamed by Miss Shakkar .
Sleazy Ashwin meanwhile lied to Urmi and Satish in such a way that Lucifer wud be put to shame . Varsha was crazy about me , he lied shamelessly .She loved me so much she wanted me inspite of knowing Im a married Man .
Urmi was shocked and Satish still has to show his reaction . He merely muttered I gotta go home .
Urmi suggested to Satish that they all will go there with him to talk to KAKi . May i know WHY ?Tamasha hai kya ? To go and Talk indeed ........you talk with your husband , and leave Satish alone ! Is this a round table conference or something , to make this such a PUBLIC issue and speculate on Varshas character ?
Satish reached home in a dazed state to find Bunface rocking hysterically in a rocking chair .
Bunface started Raving . Ur my Only son , I love u she wept . oh Urmi , I wanted the best girl in the world for him and i got this cheapo . Oh why Oh why i didnt refuse her outright , she wailed . Bunface became hysterical . DUmp her Satish . Take FAISLA SOON .This and that .
Satish meanwhile found that Varsha has locked the room from inside .
Sleazy Ashwin looked slightly taken aback as he had NOT anticipated this . He had anticipated Varsha being thrown out and then he making a move OUTSIDE .
Door was opened only to seee .........Mystery .
Am sure Varsha has cut her wrists or something , thanks to Bunface's ravings .
Now before I forget , let me tell u that Vandu the Goat has been caught red handed by Evil Ajit . { new name for him too .] He caught her sneaking information to her brother that hIS mom had been going around and destroying the peace in Varshas marital life by poisoning buddu Bunface , her vacant headed friend . So he cut the telephone wire villainously and brandished it while Vandu looked terrified and peed . Then , he proceeded to HIT HER .😡😡😡😡😡 He hit her left right and center , and told her now Ill do things to u that were not done before .
Domestic abuse has entered PR next to marital rape . Guys Im 😡. My blood is boiling . Ajit shud not just be castrated , he and Rasika need a far greater punishment than this .
What remains to be seen is ..........how long will Vandu take it , due to her stupid decision of following Archna as an ideal ?
Why such a big HOO haa is being made of Varshas damned Ateet when Vandus problem was far more serious ?
Why Archu is so quiet now after telling Rasika in party that whenever u trouble Vandu ull find me there , waiting to pull u down from ur mS chair ? She is obsessed about Shravnis stupid God Bharaai and Varshas Ateet ?
Why Manav prayed for Varsha in temple [ remember ] and not for his own sister whose problem was honestly serious ?
Varsas problem has become serious NOW thanks to the stupid Karanjkars who wanted to protect Urmis marraige and not their own child .
Precap seems they r weeping outside a hospital . Needless to say all 3 tamasha parties r gonna meet in Bunfaces house . The Urmi party has already arrived , Karanjkars r arriving and The Virgin Duo is arriving too . Honestly guys .And all for what ?To discuss the ATEET . Like this . Is anyone getting goosebumps or is it only me .
What Im interested in : Mohanrao's reaction . And of course , if at least in this moment of grief , Vinod and Sulo will FIRE RASIKA , uncaring for Manjus feelings . I want to see a CAT FIGHT between SULO AND RASIKA .
Like button if u liked and comments even if u didnt . Kools signing off and going for her lunch .
Ghum Hai Kisikey Pyaar Meiin
