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Kool reporting from base ...........Dhamaka of Varsha's ATEET in PR . . Yes guys , Varsha's useless ATEET is finally out after so much stalling . { The fact that there was not even a lip to lip kissing scene in the Ateet except a hug and groping of Varsha's bony waist by Sleazy Ashwin [who NEVER EVERgives up} , even in Holy PR land , leave alone SLEEPING , did NOT do much to abate Bunface's rage .} .
Bunface ranted and fumed and in not so many words , gave HER JAMAAI a clean chit and called Varsha characterless . I have POORA BHAROSA on him , she said .
Varsha sobbed and tried to explain but it was TOO LATE . Serves her and the STUPID Karanjkars RIGHT for trying to protect Urmila's marraige instead of their extremely stupid butts first .
Bunface did a classic SMIRK of disbelief by MAKING A FACE [ OMG LIKE A SCHOOL GAL} and STOMPED OFF .
Varsha uselessly destroyed all costly cosmetics on the dressing table when children in Haiti are not getting bread and water [ What a bloody Waste was my thought]
Both Bunface and Varsha wore fabulous saris ........magenta and yellow and I WILL NOT BLAME BUNFACE so much as it is a rather natural reaction . I mean Ashwin camoflauges himself rather well and played his cards too smartly .Besides , dear Bunface is not exactly filled up in the upper storey . So guys lets look on indulgently .
Chubby Face meanwhile got a motherly intuition right when she was seasoning something in her cooking and burnt her hand . Mujhe Varsha ki bahut Chinta Ho rahi hai , she told pretty doe eyed Vaishu who is next on the marraige list . That Ashwin will Ttwist tales horribly . OMG ! So Chubby does have brains to figure it out . Then why did u all hold hands and rush to the loo that day in the wedding reception party instead of advising Varsha to TELL PRONTO ? Now the trouble with Chubby;s intutions is that they always come after The SATYANAASH is done .
Pata Nahi Bappa meri hi betiyon ke saath aisa kyu karta hai said Chubby then , with a rare moment of brilliance . So true . For instance no suhaag raats for the Betis , Saas Troubles , The Return to the maayka for indefinete periods . Chubby;s Betiyaan r jnxed is the only answer and I already pity Vaishu's hubby .
The Gunda enjoyed herself thoroughly by listening to all the latest news on the ATEET MAMLA . She wanted to know how much the fire set by her had spread . A thorough professional , our GUNDA . Bunface wept . Im Sad , , MAIN TOOT GAYI HOON she told the Gunda ........ who clicked her tongue with false sympathy , diging one more pit furiously for BUnface to fall in even as she did that . You do one thing , TELL SATISH PRONTO ........said The Gunda trying hard NOT to go into ecstasy as she visualised it . But he will be hurt , wailed silly Bunface , who really loves him . Well thats why u gotta SAVE HIm by telling him the truth , he DESERVES to know it ,, the dear boy !said The Gunda hastily , before the mother in foolish Bunface made a decision NEVER to let Satish Know .
Guys Bunface is like putty in the Gunda's hand . She tells the Gunda all private things, even things that she keeps from MOHANRAO .
The height of today's episode was of course Miss Shakkar . She has started her favorite job , of inviting everyone personally for Shravni's GOD BHARAAI . You MUST come , she said with a madonna like smile to two chawl cats who were sitting there and gossiping as she valiantly scrubbed utensils . The Chawl cats were zapped at her goodness and frankly told her so . Dont u feel pain , ha ?they asked , looking at her strangely .
Of course I do , beamed Miss Shakkar , tears brimming in her eyes . But then I think of the GREATER GOOD .
What greater Good , asked the chawl cats . We feel Angry with that Shravni . Ha .
Shravni's happiness , said Miss Shakkar , beaming even more . I want to set her life . It is the greater good , the goal of my life .
The chawl cats felt frightened and hurriedly agreed to come to the baby shower . We will come for U not for Shravni , they said , trying to be human . U see , Miss Shakkar's presence is so infectious .
Miss Shakkar did not mind that .She went on beaming . The GOAL had been served , didnt matter for whom they were coming ,These were petty trifles .The Greater Good had been achieved . Miss Shakkar wanted to weep in joy .
In the precap , sleazy Ashwin was lying to Urmila too . Hahaha .the chaalu , handsome devil . Urmila was zapped .She is putty in his hands of course . Totally under his SUAVE THUMB . And after doing all that , the suave Devil will still proposition to Varsha . He has CHEEK and GUTS , our modern day LUCIFER .
Interesting point : A perturbed Manav was trying in his shy , weak way to put things right again for Varsha by HIDING from MISS SHAKKAR . Bunface's tirade has upset his gentlemanly soul and this insaaniyat work will be such a relief from the meodrama at home about wanting to be hugged back by both the women in his life . Such a strain , hugging back and all . Insaaniyat is his relief therapy .
Go dear .Our blessings with u .This time , u NEED this Insaaniyat break .
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This was for all those who pmed me and kept missng my Commentary.😊
Kools signing off with love for all who missed her .............Enjoy .
Mangal Lakshmi
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