Archana ka Swayamvar- Grand Finale- Part 2 Pg 14 - Page 11

thanks akash I won't tell heR name. she will kill me. u can read manav's swamavar grand finale. even u can refer date MANAV (NOW NAMED AS KIDNAP) u will get the idea.

wOW sd BHAI. GOoD ONE.
Waiting for the rest of the swayamwar part very eagerly!😍🥳👍🏼


i AM NOT WELL...

hilarious SD 🤣only 2 participants yet it was full of action......the dialogues were really funny ....esp the shayari of akash.....must say u r quite talented....nd Manager saab was quite serious bout marrying Archu 😆.
Sulo nd Satish were typical as usual......waiting eagerly fr the finale' 👍🏼

dat was awesome nd hilarious SD !! u r so multi talented !! u've portrayed Yeli nd Aaksh's characters so well !! esp writing poems like Aakash .. 👏 can't wait for the next part !!
Sulo nd Satish, as usual .. their typical characters 😆

Oh god... Sd hats off!! I was rolling with laughter... tummy is aching now.

Absolutely hilarious . SD well done ....🤣

thanks everybody.

Grand Finale- Part-2

Police Team along with Varsha arrive there.

Police Person- abhi yeh swayamvar band karo warna hawalat ki hawa khani padegi sabko

Satish-aakhir kyun? Aur varsha tum yahan?

Varsha- ek shaadi sudaa ladki ka swayamvar kara rahe ho aur upar se puch rahe ho kyun? Aur taai tu Satish ji ke behkawe mein aake manav jijju ko chhodke swayamvar karne chali

Archana- varsha tune police complaint ki mere khilaf? Tu to us manju ki maa nikli

Sulochana- chup karo. manju ke khilaf koi ek shabd nahin bolega. aaj main bolungi tum sab sunoge

Archana- meri life hai mujhe bolne do..agar manav IF ki ladkyon ke sath swayamvar racha sakte hain..date pe ja sakte hain..kiss le leke apne face ko ranga sakte hain..shirt mein wrinkles la sakte hain..unke khilaf to kisi ne complain nahin kiya

Audiennce mein se female voice- ladkiyon is police ko mar bhagao idhar se..Archana ko ladka chunne do…tabhi hamen Manav milega

( IF gals ki full team police ko pit pit ke bhaga deti hai udhar se)

Varsha- satish tum aise shows arrange hi kyun karte ho

Satish-kya kare yehi hamari aur sonu ki roji roti hai..waise Archana aap apna faisala sunao

Vasha- main abhi jijju ko phone karke bulati hun..

( ladkiyon mein hulchul mach gayi..manav aa raha hai….all shout manav manav)

Satish- hum soch rahe hain Manav ke upar ek weekly show Karen..TRP ka asli hot cake Manav hi hai

Varsha- chup karo satish..hamare jijju ko TRP keliye use karte hue sharam nahin aati

Satish- aur tumhe shaadi keliye mujhe inkaar karte hue sharm nahin aati?

Varsha- tum to kabhi Piya ko kabhi tazi ko kabhi devu ko propose kiye ja rahe ho. tumhare jaise awal number ke flirt se main shaadi nahin kar sakti

Sulochana- chup karo tum dono yeh Archana ka swayamvar hai..aur tum apni kahani yahan shuru mat karo.

Satish- haan to Archana aap ne kisse chuna

Aakash- jaldi batao natija ke dhadak raha hai dil mera

Kahin tumhe kho na du bhadak raha hai jiya mera

Ali- kitni bakwaas shayari karta hai yaar

Aakash- bakwaas hi sahi par kar leta hun main shayari

Tu kisi kaam ka nahin nahin pategi tujh se chhokri

Satish- kyun ki Archana ab bhi confused hain may I call upon stage Miss tazi, the show manager?

(Tazi comes on stage)

Tazi- waise satish mujhe miss tazi mat kahiyega..mera naam hai Mrs Tazi Manav Deshmukh

( audience mein se awaz aati hai saari ladkyon ki..aye isse stage se nikalo warna stage mein aag laga denge..manav mera hai ….manav mera hai)

Satish- kripaya shanti banaye rakhen

Sulochana- Tazi tumne Manav se kab shaadi ki?

Tazi- aunty wo kya hai ki jab main class 5th mein thi manav class 10 mein the..tabhi se hamara chakkar chalu ho gaya tha. Mujhe dekhne wo roz apni class bunk kar karke hamari class room ki khidki se jhank rahe the..mujhe aankh mar rahe the…hum ne tabhi mandir mein shaadi kar li thi..aur shaadi ke baad u know na….(LOL)

Archana- chup karo tazi..jhooth mat bolo

Sulochana- Archu tu nahin janti wo manav kitna makkar hai

Archana- main apne Manav ko janti hun..woh aise nahin ho sakte

Satish- attention all..Archana yeh aap ka swayamvar hai manav keliye aap ka pyar zahir karne ka manch nahi

Aakash- bhula denge hum tumhare dil se manav ka pyar

Agar tum hum se karo abhi ishq ka izehaar

Tere mere naino ko hone do chaar

Aankhon hi aankhon mein hoga ikraar

Aye mailka-e-mumbai kar mera aitbaar

Wada hai denge tujhe mohabbat besumar

Ali- aur Archana karegi tujh se inkaar

Satish- ikrar ya inkaar abhi faisala ho jayega Archana aap apni chuppi tod dijiye aur yeh bol djiye aap kisse pasand karti hain..agar mere upar bhi aapka dil aata ho to sharmaiyega mat

Varsha- aye ab meri taai ko bhi line maroge kya…tumhare charitra mein dosh hai tabhi maine tumhe abhi tak shaadi keliye latka ke rakha hai

(audience shouts- Archana sunao apna faisala)

Aakash- der na karo jan-e-jigar le lo aakash ka naam

Mile tasalli is dil ko aur pahuche thoda aram

Inkaar mat karna, mera kaam ho jayega tamam

Mit jayega is duniya se mujh badnaam shayar ka naam

Ali- Archana aisa ghazab mat karna….tumhe pane ki khwahish leke main hazaron ka dil todke tumhare dar pe aaya hun..wada karta hun tumhe duniya ki saari khushiyan dunga…

Sulochana- bol Archu beta…

Tazi- jaldi faisala suna do..pundit bhi ready hai saat fere karwane ko..aur fir hamesha keliye Manav mere ho jayenge..wow…main aur manav….wow

(Achanak kisi ki awaz aati hai…nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..Archana sirf meri hai…

Its manav. Comes on stage. Gals are shouting manav aa gaye..mere manav aa gaye etc)

Manav- yeh kya kar rahi ho? mujhe chhod ke kisi aur ke sath?

Tazi- ohh manav…Archu ko ali ya Aakash ke sath 7 fere lene do na ..tum mujh se shaadi kar lena mere jaanu

Archana- haan Manav….kar lo apni manmani..maine to ek ko pasand kar bhi liya hai

Manav- mujhe chhodke mat jao. Tum jab ali aur aakash ki taarif TV pe kar rahi thi dekh ke mujhse raha nahin gaya. tum sirf aur sirf meri ho. is janam keliye hi nahin agle 7 janam keliye bhi .

( audience se awaz..are Archana to jayegi kisi aur ke sath. Manav ka dobaara swayamvar karao..)

Manav- nahin main shaadi nahin kar sakta kisi se.

Tazi- haan mere hote hue kisi aur se kyun shaadi karoge manav

Archana- chup kar ladki..jab se aayi hai mera manav mera manav baki ja rahi hai..manav sirf mere aur mere hain..aur koi mujh se unko judaa nahi kar sakta (ja ke gale laga leti hai Manav ko)

Tazi- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sulo- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii maine socha tha meri beti ke bhag khul jayenge is manav se chhutkaara mil jayega

Ali and Aakash- waise yeh plan hum teeno ka tha

Manav-matlab

Aakash- ladkhada rahe hain kadam manav ji aapke

Masti kar rahe ho aap ladkiyon ke sath ghum ke

Kabhi nishi kabhi tazi kabhi devu kabhi piya

Bolo bhaiya aapne kis kis ke sath pyar nahin kiya

Kabhi date pe jake kar lete ho swimming

Khud ko karwake kidnap karte ho kaafi kissing

Is liye Ali, main aur archu ne kiya yeh natak

Galati se bhi mat karna devi jaisi archu pe shak

Archana – ab aap ko samajh mein aaya jab aap mera dil todke IF ki ladkiyon ke sath ghumne jate ho to mujhe kaise lagta hoga

Manav- ab kabhi aisa nahin karunga (dono gale lag jate hain)

( audience mein se awaz nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)

Tazi- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…kitne arman leke maine yeh show organize kiya tha ta ki Archana ka pichha manav se chhute aur manav mujhe mil jaye

Ali- aye tazi..jyada syani ban rahi thi kya..pata nahin tujhe ArMan ke beech mein kitna pyar hai? Chali thi unki Jodi todne

Taaz- Ali tune is baar hum ladkiyon ko fir chakma diya..tu bahar aa tera kima banate hain..aur aakash tu bhi nahin bachega

Aakash- kya kima banaogi tum hamara jab dil hi toota hua hai apna

Bepanaah mohabbat karte hain Archu se dekhta aaya hun uska sapna

Arman ke pyar ke aage jhuka liya hai humne sar

Yeh sochke samjha lenge khud ko umer bhar

Khush raho archana tumhe hai Ali aaksh ki dua

Zaroor yaad karna hamen agar manav ne kuch galat kiya

Ali- aur mat rula mere bhai aaksh..chal yahan se

( Ali aur aaksh ro roke stage se chale jate hain. Sulochana gusse se pagal hoke chali jati hai. ArMan aur SaSha bhi nikalte hain)

( saari ladkiyan wahin baithe baithe ro ro ke gaana gati hain…

"Dil ke ArMan aansuon mein behgaye

Hum wafa karke bhi tanhaa reh gaye"

😭- My feelings for not gettin Archu! NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE MY LOVE FOR YOU(Archu)!❤️

If I had to live my life without you near me
The days would all be empty ❤️
The nights would seem so long
With you I see forever oh so clearly
I might have been in love before 💔
But it never felt this strong 💔

aakash ur posts were very enjoyable though out the thread. u and ali helped Archu to make manav realise how Archu might be feeling when he flirts with IF gals.