Archana ka Swayamvar- Grand Finale- Part 2 Pg 14 - Page 10

Gosh. As i said that love k mamle mein apun thoda kacha hai. Your questions need some thinking. Will post my answers later.

haha ya Niki, I ask too many Qs, bt they r not as good as urs .. I love ur Questions !!

Yeli, take ur time :)

another set of Questions, dey jst popped up n ma head :

We all knw dat Archu is a traditional grl, nd I suppose u guys r also more nd less traditional as u love her to ths extent ..

1/ Archu successfully passed her A levels, nd now wants to work .. would you let her ?

2/ but since ur family is traditional, the whole family is against Archu working .. who would you support ?

3/ Wht do u think bout women working in middle class families ? R u in for it or against it ? Is working needed for these women ?

4/Usually the society is against women working in lower middle class families ( Archu is frm dat class only ) .. So would you mind the society's comments nd not ler her work or the opposite ?


dats it for now, well i gave u 3 days holidays, so now u've to make up for it 😆

See i an not good at proposing. So forgive me and tolerate my answers. How will i propose her? Hmm.. Ahem.. Ahem.. What to say? How to say? I am not able to express myself, but i like you.... i mean your eyes. I love when you smile. When i see you i forget all my tensions and everything rest in my life. I do not know why i feel like that. I do not know if its some disorder or what, i do not know why it hurts of when you are hurt, i do not know why i feel sad when you are sad. Do you know why its happening to me? But i think that i know or i have some idea about it. I do not know i should say this or not but i think that that ..... May be you will not like it but i really really LOVE YOU. But before you say anything i want to say that if you do not have same feelings its perfectly fine. But i think that i can always keep you happy. (this is what i will say to her, and i will offer her some gift from my side, he she accepts it i will be on top , he she does not still i will try to be composed). I think that this is in serious manner already. So i do not think that it can be more serious. In comedy way: i do not know how to say such important thing in comedy way. But i will say that I have wasted most of my life running behind you and i do not want my son to do same with your daughter, so lets make them both brothers and sisters. Song : Aankhon mein teri ajab si ajab si adaayein hain.

Also one more song: Tera hone laga hun, jab se mila hun. How to make Archu laugh? I do not know how to do this. Even if i do something good for her she will become senti and she will start to cry as she said that she cries whenever she gets very happy. May be i will try to make fun of mine to make her laugh. Thats the only way i think i can make her laugh.

If she wants to work, i would not stop her. But it will depend on type of her work. I mean in what field she is really interested and first i will make sure that she will be secured . I know it sounds odd and over cautiousness, but thats my problem. I do not think my family would object. But he they object i will ensure them that its nothing wrong with that and i too have a sister. I am sure my family will understand. Well society and others does not matter to me at all. I would support her to work but will make sure that job which she is doing must have decency in it and does not hurt sentiments of my family. And i do not agree that traditional families are against women working. At least not in my famil and not the way i think.

fabulous job Tass. really I like this thread. Sorry all, I can't conduct the grand finale on Feb 14 due to my personal reasons . So watch out for the finale on Feb 15 eve.

1/ How would you propose Archana on Vday in a romatic way ?
I would drive Archana to a near by beach, wait for the sunset and play a romantic track at the background, in a true good old style i would get down on my knee's and would tell Archana " I love you", for this life and next of my seven life's if at all i have.❤️

2/ same as (1) but in a comic way ?
I would pick a red rose walk up too her and tell her that the rose was feeling very shy, because i was just showing the rose that how beautiful you are!
I would walk upto her and tell her r u Helen from sparta!

She would tell no, "oh, for once i thought u were the spartan queen!

3/ same as (1) but in a serious way ?
"They say you only fall in love once, but that can't be true... Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again."

4/ Since nowadays we always see Archu crying, how would you make her laugh ?
Going by my height i will do the Auro dance, because of my height it would look damn funny! She would fall down and laugh her heart out!🤣

5/ Which song would you dedicate nd sing to her on Vday ?
❤️Chaahe tum kuchh na kaho maine sun liya,
Ki saathi pyaar ka mujhe chun liya,Chun liya
Maine Sun liya.❤️

Pehla nasha, Pehla khumaar❤️
Naya pyaar hai naya intezaar,Kar loon main kya apna haal
Aye dil-e-bekaraar,Mere dil-e-bekaraar❤️
Tu hi bata❤️

6/ To which song do u wanna perform with her ?
I love Salsa, so here is the song its a english translation, of latin Lambada.
❤️Now she's gone away, only woman who's ever made me cry
Not so far away, far enough to make me wanna die💔
Crying over me, is what he's gonna be
🥺 when he's hit by the need of my love
Crying he will be, when he's dreamin' of me, and decides he needs what once was
All the memories follow me wherever I may go☺️
Haunting melodies playing in the night to let me know
Dance along with me with the sun and the sea
Only love makes what feels so sublime😍
Do a dance w/ me to a love fantasy
That for one precious moment was mine❤️

1/ Archu successfully passed her A levels, nd now wants to work .. would you let her ?
Ofcourse i will let her work why will i have a problem, if she becomes succesful, then everyone will tell behind every successfull woman there is a Man standing like a rock! 😉

2/ but since ur family is traditional, the whole family is against Archu working .. who would you support ?
Archu by all means, for thy she is right too work. Life is much bigger than to be at home doing nothing.😊

3/ Wht do u think bout women working in middle class families ? R u in for it or against it ? Is working needed for these women ?
Hats off too them, for having patience shuttling b/w work and maintaining a family, doing multi tasking.😊

I am all in for the working woman society, the change has already come.

Depends on the situation, if they feel that they could also contribute in family needs, then why not.😉

Too fulfill there dreams and aspirations, so that shouldn't hamper just because they are married and committed.

Husband and wife must share there responsibilities equally!😛

4/Usually the society is against women working in lower middle class families ( Archu is frm dat class only ) .. So would you mind the society's comments nd not ler her work or the opposite ?
Society has always problems for the last two hundred years, i don't care what society feels about them, i am there to lend my support and i will do so, no two ways about it.

Archana Ka Swayamvar- The Grand Finale- Part 1

A beautiful function hall has been booked in a 5 star hotel. Ali and Aakash have already arrived. Both are in gorgeous looking sherwanis. Audience is waiting for Archana, who is back stage. Satish Starts.

Satish- ladies and gentlemen..as the MD of SMS it gives me immense pleasure to present you the grand finale of Archana ka Swayamvar. Deviyon aur sajjanon SMS ne kai bulandiyan chhui hai bahut hi kam waqt mein. Aur aaj mujhe behad khushi hai Archana jo karaodon ke dil ki raani hain, massomiyat ki jiti jagti tasveer hain..aaj khud apna dulha choose karengi. Is khushi ke mauke mein mujhe khud is baat ka dukh hai ki organizer hone ke wajeh se main khud is swayamvar mein participate nahin kar saka. Is mauke mein ek sundar sa nagma jo mujhe yaad aa raha hai wo hai

"Baar baar din yeh aaye tum jiye hazaro saal meri hai aarzoo"

Audience mein se ek ladki ki awaz aati hai- abe yeh Archu ka birthday nahin swayamvar hai. B day wala gana kyun gata hai?

(I need not tell who the ladki is)

Satish- koi baat nahin. Waise aap sabko dukhi karne wali ek khabar bhi hai. SRK and SK are not able to come up. Because karan johar ne srk ko apne "dostane" ki kasam de di aur aane se rok diya aur sallu bhai bare body mein aa rahe the aur unhe police ne giraftar kar liya.

Auidience mein se fir ladki ki awaz- SRK SK nahin aaye koi baat nhain, archana ka ex hubby Manav aaya hai ya nahin? hum usse dekhne aaye hain

(u know the girl's name)

Ab ladke chillate hain- bahut manav ko dekha..ab Archana ko stage pe bulao yaar

( Archana comes on stage. Looking like a Goddess in a beautiful lehenga. Saadgi aur khoobsurati ki Devi)

(Audienece chillane lagte hain Archanna..Archana)

(Achanak stage pe Sulochana aa jati hai)

Sulochana- tum hato Satish..main host karungi..meri beti hai..main tay karungi yeh kis se shaadi karegi

Satish-par aai

Sulochana- chup karo Satish'aaj main bolungi tum sunoge. candiadtes kaun kaun hai

( Ali aur Aakash aate hain)

Archana- dono khamosh kyun hain kuch bataiye apne bare mein

Aakash- jab khamoshi hi sab kuch karti ho bayan

tab lafzon ka bhala hai kya kaam

Ali- wah aakash shayari hai yaar

Archana- are kuch to bolo

Aakash- jis din se dekha hai aap ko Archana..

meri neend looti aur chain hai chhina

Ali- wah miyan wah

Satish- Ali bhai tum Aakash ki taarif karne aaye ho ki usse harane aaye ho Archu ko pane keliye

Ali- ( yaad aa jata hai ki are haan yeh to contest hai) aye aakash Archana meri hai

Aakash- na woh teri hai na hai wo meri,

par sach baat to yeh ki hai wo bahut gori

Ali- tu ek kaam kar shayari kar. Main Archana ko leke chala jata hun. Shaadi mein zaroor aana. Apne phate baansh jaise gale mein shayari karne

Aakash- kaise le jayega mere bhai meri jaan ko mujh se karke judaa,

jeeyenge marenge hum saath saath abhi karnewale hain wada

Archana- aap kamal ki shayari karte ho. aap ke sath to koi bhi ladki khush rahegi. Aap ki shayari mein jadoo hai

Aakash- suna tune Ali bhai abhi abhi teri bhabhi Archana ne kya kaha

Sharm haya kuch hai ya nahin abhi tak yahan se nahin gaya?

Ali- wah Aakash wah'tum shayar achhe ho par pati main achha banunga

Archana- wo kaise

Ali- jab office se ghar main thak ke aaunga yeh ummid rakhunga ki tum mere liye chai banake lao..agar nahin laogi to main chai bana dunga aur dono sath sath ek cup mein chai piyenge'.jab mera sar dard hoga to main expect karunga ki tum mere sar pe balm laga do..par agar tum thaki hui hogi main khud apne sar pe balm laga dunga..par tumhe mere paas baithna padega aur yeh puchhna padega dard kam hua ya nahin?

Archana- wow'kitne romantic ho?

( audience mein se female awaz) ' khana pakana aata hai na Ali?

Ali- haan bread, butter, jam aur uble hue ande..tumhe pasand hain na Archu..tum kaho to dal chawal bhi sikh lunga

Archu- are wah tumhe to bahut kuch pakana aata hai'to mujhe to kaafi aram milega

Ali- ( sochta hai are main to fas gaya. Socha tha Archu ke haath ke khana milega khane ko) par ek shart hai tum apne haathon se khana khilaogi mujhe

Aakash- aaye ho Archu ka haath mangne tum

Upar se shratein bhi rakhte ho tum

Archana- are kam se kam ali ko kuch to aata hai..tumhe kya aata hai shayari ke siwa

Aakash- mana ki hum stove ko on tak nahin kar sakte

Khana pakana to door tumhari madad bhi nahin kar sakte

Par izehaar-e-mohabbat yun hi karte karte

Kat jayegi zindegi yun sath chalte chalte

Ali- mohabbat se pet nahin bharta mere dost'

Aakash- mana mohabbat se pet nahin bharta'.

Ali- ab ruk yaar'dimaag chat chukka hai tune mera'ab jaan baksh de

Aakash- wada karte hain nahin chatenge dimaag tumhara

Agar tum mud ke nahin dekhoge Archu ko dobaara

Satish- waise Archu thodi shayari to mujhe bhi aati hai

Ali- aye ab band karo re sher o shayari.. Archu tum apna faisala sunao

Sulochana- main sunaungi faisala'mujhe to Ali achha laga..kitna practical hai'

Aaksh- wah Ali Wah teri kismet hi khul gayi

Pasand kar li tujhe sulochana aai

Manohar se hain sulochana pareshan

Tu kyun nahin leta unke haath tham?

Ali- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Sulo ke haath thamne se pehle main mar jana pasand karunga

Sulo- chup kar kamwaqt'

Audience mein se female voice- Ali Sulochana nahin to rasika chalegi?

Satish- Archana ji aap next sawal puchhiye dono se

Archana- Ali hum ne suna tha aap pe kai ladkiyan fida hai..par aapne mujhe kyun pasand kiya?

Sulochana- kya is ladke ke bhi kai lafde hain? Meri beti is se shaadi nahin karegi

Satish- Sulochana aai mera ek bhi lafda nahin hai

Ali- haan yeh sach hai..kai ladki mujh pe marti hain..IF ki ladkiyan to mere upar deewani hain..mujh se do meethi baat sunne keliye meri kitni khinchai karti hain..

(ladkiyan chillane lagti hain Ali..Ali'Ali)

Archana- tumhari to bahut badi fan following hai..phir main kyun

Ali- kyun ki yeh dil tum pe fida hai Archu..jab jab wo savita tumhe jail kati sunati hai mere dil pe chhuri chal jati hai..jab jab wo manav tumhe dekh ke andekha karta hai tab mujhe lagta hai main tumhare daman mein duniya ki saari khushiyan bhar doon..tumhare liye chand sitare tod laun'tumhare liye hawa ki rookh badal doon

Aakash- kehta hai jhhothe tu chand sitaron ki baat

Bhag idhar se warna khayega tu laat

Ali- aye jyada shayari mat kar..uthake fenk dunga tujhe audience ke beech'jungle billiyan baithi hain..tujhe chabake kha jayengi

Archana- Aakash tum apne bare mein batao

Aakash- kya karun main khud ki taarif

Ladka hun main bahut hi sharif

Tum hi ho meri mohabbat ki aarzoo

Tum se hai meri zindegi ki justazooo

Dil ki awaz suno aye mumbai ki pari

Khuda keliye tum ban jao meri

Satish- to Archana aap kisse chunengi

Archana- dono hi kaafi nek aur achhe ladke hain..main soch nahin pa rahi kisse pasand karun?

Audience mein se ladki ki awaz- aye Archu tera ex hubby manav kidhar gaya? usse hamare paas bhej de..hum idhar bore ho rahe hain

Satish- Archana aap apna faisala sunayen..

Archana- thik hai..mujhe jo pasand hai uska naam A se start hota hai

Ali aur Aakash- woooooow!!!!!!!!!!!

Ali- Aakash chal hat ab idhar se

Aakash- mera naam bhi A se hota hai shuru

Jaldi jaldi idhar se tu kat le guru

( girls are dancing ki finally Archana kisi aur ko chun legi aur unkeliye Manav available ho jayega)

( Achanak bahar police van ki siren bajti hai'..mic pe police chillati hai is swayamvar ko yahin pe rok de)

To be contd'

(Thanks to Sonu for his help in the concept development)

Very hilarious SD bhai as usual.