Omg!!! That many questions... You guyz are mean 😆
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Humans. (Mwahaha)
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Dunno... I'll try it for you. 
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
Hopefully!
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Help themselves...
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
Nah. I don't think so.
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Because its cream.
Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?
Increase means that that the tax has gone up. Cut means reduce so you save money.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Not really.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Real lemons are strong. 
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
Unlimited.
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
😆 Lets ask shall we?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
In the governments back pocket.
What's the opposite of opposite?
oppositeopposite 😜
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
😆 It doesn't mean the same thing.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
They cut it that way.
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
No, you buy new one's when you get there.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
It wouldn't be a box if it was round.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
None.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?
When there asleep they sleep peacefully.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yeah, I think so.
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Obviously... Well, I would anyways.
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
A TV is the object you're watching the SHOW on, so you are IN the show, but ON the TV. A movie is watched ON a screen, and a actor/actress is IN the movie.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
😆 When you can't see things properly on the ground the binoculars zoom it in for you. They don't do that for tall buildings so you pay to go and see them.
How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
Not everyone fits into the category for president. Anyone can decide they want to participate for Miss America,
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
119
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I'll ask. 😜
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Me...
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
A coincidence.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
We use the fridge more often.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Dunno.
What do you call male ballerinas?
male danseur
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Lets ask him.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
babies.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
😆😆 I guess so.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
My dog doesn't. He gets sick.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?
😆 They don't have logic.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Nope, it just means he doesn't have it.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Dunno.
Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
The person who came out with it was confused.
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Its always on.
Arrrrgggggghhhhh!! These questions.
1. your favorite parivaar character male & why.
Shlok because he's hot.
2. your favorite parivaar female character & why:
Sonalika because if it wasn't for her the show would be boring.
3. your favorite parivaar jodi --> & why?
Shlok and Radha. They look stunning together.
4. your most disliked parivaar character & why?
Meghna because she's irritating.
5. what do you do on your sparetime?
Watch tv.
6. do you like eggplant?
Nahh. It tastes horrible.
7. where would you want to take your next vacation at?
Cornwall... Love the countryside.
8. [just because i saw this on the zee commercial]: would you ever go on the masala cruise? lol
Npe.
9. one wish you would like to be fulfilled.
Become a gp.
10. do you like crossword puzzles?
Nahh... I can never do them
11. name some favorite hindi movies.
Tararumpum, KHNH, Bunty and Babli...
12. name some favorite hollywood movies.
All horror movies.
13. do you like to cook/bake?
Bake. Cause its messy.
14. if you could make ME [ME ONLY! haha] one of your famous manisha-made dishes, what would it be?
I can't cook.
15. what other zee shows do you watch?
BMTD, KS
16. do you have any other indian television shows besides zee tv? [like b4u.. sony.. sahara..]
9x (KMHD,Mein teri Parchaain Hoon)
17. what's your favorite type/genre of music?
Hip-hop and Rnb
18. do you have a myspace or facebook?
Facebook.
19. fan of sanrio & friends? [hello kitty] [lol im just looking around in my room for more questions]
Friends.
20. your favorite animal?
Puppies. (There adorable)
21. do you drink vitamin water? or do you prefer propel?
Neither.
22. coke or pepsi? & why?
Coke. Its yummm!
22. favorite juice?
Tropical juice.
23. favorite kind of food?
Junk Food.
24. spaghetti or pasta
Pasta
25. whats your typical "going out" outfit?
Jeans and a ti-shirt.
26. hows the weather?
Windy
27. do you consider yourself messy or organized?
Messy.
28. do you procrastinate much?
Sometimes.
29. is school over?
Yes...
30. do you like scrapbooking?
Nahh. I'm too lazy
31. are you a big texter?
Takes too long. I'll rather ring the person.
32. google or yahoo?
Google
33. did you have fun answering my questions? 😃
aRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!
XX Manisha XX
Edited by ManishaRox - 17 years ago
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