Good Luck! yeaa thanks
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? normal things that all humans eat
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Noā¦possibly dizzy
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
Cheese is an objectā¦..and I think they don't talk
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Getting helped
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
Hahahaā¦.morons
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Its not called sour cream for no reason
Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?
buy two chocolatesā¦ā¦ $2ā¦ā¦..and substantial tax cutā¦..saves u 30 centsā¦.meaning $1.70
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
dunno
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Real lemons have a lot of acidā¦and artifical ones don't have as much
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
Where there's a lot of spaceā¦lol
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
There moronsā¦dignified ppl say billā¦..
Jokin'
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
They mailed it through fed-ex and gave it all to me
What's the opposite of opposite?
nothing
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
there's more than one meaning to branches
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Theres square ones too!
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Nopeā¦u wear white
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
It has more surface areaā¦.lolz
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Mad cow diseaseā¦.lolz
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?
They sleep peacefullyā¦..
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
I guess soā¦never heard of that kind of hearingā¦.
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Nope..
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Cause of the trailersā¦.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
It looks more better to them
How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
There's a lot of pretty ppl in the world
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
911ā¦or her buddy
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Maybeā¦ā¦.not
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Ewwww..a farmer
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
U can scrap off some of the burnt things
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Light gives out a small amount of heat
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
They made a radioā¦.out of a cocomutā¦.that guy is more of a mad scientist
What do you call male ballerinas?
ballerates
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Huh???
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Ewwwwā¦.alot of stuffā¦..
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Nopeā¦ā¦
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Yeaaaaā¦..thats sooo true
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?
They are??
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
That sounds weird
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Yeaā¦..guess soo
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Ship=cargo
Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
Don't we call it roadā¦drive on the road???
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Cause its not gunna go off again for another 24 hoursā¦.
Arrghhh esha ur questions are like nibblesā¦.even worse
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