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Salman

@TheBhai

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#291

Gujju hi kar raha hai doosre gujju ke saamne...😆

I simply love the gujjus... khudki bezzati pyaar se karte hain 🤣 Whenever I ask something to my best friend he replies "I am a gujju kanjoos hoon I can't" 😲 🤣

utne hi pyar se doosre ki bezzati bhi karte hai. 😆

My name is Salman and I am not a KHAN 😆

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#292

Originally posted by: snmalik4
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo ' Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo ' Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo ' Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says 'kem chho' The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama..'

Salman - i know most of the Gujju jokes. This one though was tweaked for other regional languages as well.

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Sree

@Katyayani_devi

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 12 years ago

#293

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

I thought it's some alien language 😕😆

may be it's related to gujju n IF owner or technical head may be gujju tats y conjoos to chipkao pic here 😆

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#294

Originally posted by: snmalik4

Gujju hi kar raha hai doosre gujju ke saamne...😆

I simply love the gujjus... khudki bezzati pyaar se karte hain 🤣 Whenever I ask something to my best friend he replies "I am a gujju kanjoos hoon I can't" 😲 🤣

utne hi pyar se doosre ki bezzati bhi karte hai. 😆

My name is Salman and I am not a KHAN 😆

Hum vyaj samet vasool karte hain 😆

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#295

Originally posted by: Savz_uniqueblis

may be it's related to gujju n IF owner or technical head may be gujju tats y conjoos to chipkao pic here 😆

Today none of my pics are posting here😕

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559432

Suspended

Posted: 12 years ago

#296

Originally posted by: Savz_uniqueblis

always in shocking mode😆 , prof se bhi aisi baat karti hai kya in tat mode with frds also in serial mode😆 i like hrithik. in bollywood which hero or villian u like 😆

In real life 🤔 I am an emoticon girl... I give such expressions that people get shocked and ask me if I ever wanted to do acting 🤣

My favourites are Salman, Hrithik and Amir 😳 They rock specially Salman and Hrithik

On TV toh pata hi hai Sameer and Vivian 😆 Hollywood... Wentworth Miller... and childhood love is my Batman As a kid I even thought I am Batman's girl friend... ☺️ I was always ready with my black dresses and cape 🤣