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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#281

Originally posted by: nancy1996
Poochke batati hoon🤣

Ek zor se danda sar par maarna. Agar nahi bach paya to confirm ho jayega...

🤣Idea bura nahin... phir blind ke saath.. yaadash bhi chali jayegi and we can tell him ki he is owner of santosh bar...😆kamse kum.. law toh out of picture ho jayega...

🤣 🤣 🤣

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nancy1996

@nancy1996

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#282

Originally posted by: snmalik4

🤣Idea bura nahin... phir blind ke saath.. yaadash bhi chali jayegi and we can tell him ki he is owner of santosh bar...😆kamse kum.. law toh out of picture ho jayega...

🤣😆

Isse kehte hai.. ek teer se do nishane... 😛

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#283

Originally posted by: nancy1996
Kuch zyada hi cryptic message hai.. isse decipher karna padega...😆

was trying to post a pic here

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nancy1996

@nancy1996

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#284

Originally posted by: BHAVII

was trying to post a pic here

Of chai? 😡 I am travelling and chai is a luxury will get it on Saturday only once I reach...😊

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559432

Suspended

Posted: 12 years ago

#285

Originally posted by: snmalik4
Gujju hi kar raha hai doosre gujju ke saamne...😆

I simply love the gujjus... khudki bezzati pyaar se karte hain 🤣 Whenever I ask something to my best friend he replies "I am a gujju kanjoos hoon I can't" 😲 🤣

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Sree

@Katyayani_devi

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 12 years ago

#286

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Nice DP 😲 You a Hrithik fan aur ainvayi pic dal di 😆

always in shocking mode😆 , prof se bhi aisi baat karti hai kya in tat mode with frds also in serial mode😆 i like hrithik. in bollywood which hero or villian u like 😆

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559432

Suspended

Posted: 12 years ago

#287

Originally posted by: nancy1996
Kuch zyada hi cryptic message hai.. isse decipher karna padega...😆

I thought it's some alien language 😕😆

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Salman

@TheBhai

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#288

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo – Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says 'kem chho' The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama..'