PAAGAL KHANE KA DOCTOR
Pagal khane ka doctor naye dakil honey waley marizon ko dekh raha tha. Ek pagal usse sanjidah aur hoshmand nazar aaya.
Doctor ne usse poocha tumhe yahan kyun laya gaya hai. tum tou ache khasey hoo?
Pagal ne jawab diya..."Janab mein sehhat mand hoon theek hoon, darasal hova yun ke mein ney ek aurat se shaadi karli.. jis ki 18 saal ki ek jawan beti thi, wo bhi apni maa ke saath mere ghar mein rehne lagi..
ithefaq se wo ladki mere baap ko pasand aagayee.. aur ussne usse Shadi karliya..us din se meri biwi mere baap ki saas ban gayii...
kuch aarsey baad meri biwi ki ladki jo mere baap ki biwi thi us ke wahan baccha hova..ye bacha ristey ke lehaaz se mera bhai hova..kyun ke wo mere baap ka ladka tha..,,magar idhar meri biwi ka nawasa bhi hova...Ab mein apne bhai ka nanna ban gaya...kuch din baad meri biwi ke haan bhi baacha hova...us din se mere baap ki biwi souteley bhai ki bahen hogai...magar wo uski dadi bhi hogai...
kyun ke wo uske husband yaney mere baap ka pootha tha...is tarha mera baacha apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya...ab zara sooncheye doctor saheb , meri souteli maa yahne meri biwi ki ladki mere betey ki bahen bhi hogai tou is tarha mera beta mera maamu ban gaya aur mein iska baanjha ...jab ke mein kud iska nanna bhi hoon aur mere baap ka ladka jo meri biwi ki ladki ka beta hai wo mera bhai bhi hai aur mera nawasa bhi...
Itna sonney ke baad doctor ne dono haathon se apne sar pakada aur cheeekh uttah...
bas kar warna mein pagal hoo jaonga"