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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish


Rone ka competition ho jayega.. Sabse jyaada kaun royega 😆😆😆

me me me ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

An Obituary printed in the London Times . . . Absolutely Dead Brilliant !

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.


Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).


His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but over bearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Posted: 13 years ago
Since Shobz and Ramya are around today, here is one Ghatiya one..

Abhi ki EIC urf Rani ko PR prerit sawal karne ki bimari hai 😃

Jhol Zhal PIC, Shobhit ko thread spamming tortorous kavitayen sunane ki bimari hai 😃

Sah-EIC Bhavi ko thinking hat dalwake kabhi kabhi purane poems sunane ki bimari hai 😉

Ramya ko Titanic Mahasagar wali kavitayen kanjoosi se sunane ki bimari hai. 😡

Nidhi ko chupe chupe hamare poems aur comments padne ki bimari hai 😕

Suhani ko har waqt baato baato per ro padne ki bimari hai 😳

Tum logon ka Amrish ko aate jaate ghatiya shayari sunake tum logo ko torture karne ki bimari hai ..

Sabse Upar, Inn saab Bimaar forumwalo ke saath saath , EK CVz ko nari sakthi dikhane ki bimari hai.
.😡😡
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish


I am already rocking [ at work though 😛]


Me too am rocking here just having my lunch. Will be in and out after 15 min
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: rainbowgirl

Hi again ppl...i wasn't hiding...i was forced to hide coz my lappy & BSNL connection went kaput like the show 😆


here only for a while...on borrowed stuff...had been to some function...got late so staying in frnds house & mis-using her laptop 😆


i have to buy a new laptop so till then i will be missing from here...😉


Babes, may I know what actually has happened to your machine??
Maybe, I can act as a savior for your notebook...

Ramya, hope you did not made your notebook go to I.C.U by subjecting it to your "immense concern for Parichay" through tweeting & following petition wave??? 😉 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Since Shobz and Ramya are around today, here is one Ghatiya one..

Abhi ki EIC urf Rani ko PR prerit sawal karne ki bimari hai 😃

Jhol Zhal PIC, Shobhit ko thread spamming tortorous kavitayen sunane ki bimari hai 😃

Sah-EIC Bhavi ko thinking hat dalwake kabhi kabhi purane poems sunane ki bimari hai 😉

Ramya ko Titanic Mahasagar wali kavitayen kanjoosi se sunane ki bimari hai. 😡

Nidhi ko chupe chupe hamare poems aur comments padne ki bimari hai 😕

Suhani ko har waqt baato baato per ro padne ki bimari hai 😳

Tum logon ka Amrish ko aate jaate ghatiya shayari sunake tum logo ko torture karne ki bimari hai ..

Sabse Upar, Inn saab Bimaar forumwalo ke saath saath , EK CVz ko nari sakthi dikhane ki bimari hai.
.😡😡


👏 👏 👏 - 🤣 🤣 🤣

sach hi bola hain kisine bimaro se door raho - 😆 😆
Beemaro ki list badh rahi hain 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Since Shobz and Ramya are around today, here is one Ghatiya one..

Abhi ki EIC urf Rani ko PR prerit sawal karne ki bimari hai 😃

Jhol Zhal PIC, Shobhit ko thread spamming tortorous kavitayen sunane ki bimari hai 😃

Sah-EIC Bhavi ko thinking hat dalwake kabhi kabhi purane poems sunane ki bimari hai 😉

Ramya ko Titanic Mahasagar wali kavitayen kanjoosi se sunane ki bimari hai. 😡

Nidhi ko chupe chupe hamare poems aur comments padne ki bimari hai 😕

Suhani ko har waqt baato baato per ro padne ki bimari hai 😳

Tum logon ka Amrish ko aate jaate ghatiya shayari sunake tum logo ko torture karne ki bimari hai ..

Sabse Upar, Inn saab Bimaar forumwalo ke saath saath , EK CVz ko nari sakthi dikhane ki bimari hai.
.😡😡


par mein roti ni...😆😆😆

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Since Shobz and Ramya are around today, here is one Ghatiya one..

Abhi ki EIC urf Rani ko PR prerit sawal karne ki bimari hai 😃

Jhol Zhal PIC, Shobhit ko thread spamming tortorous kavitayen sunane ki bimari hai 😃

Sah-EIC Bhavi ko thinking hat dalwake kabhi kabhi purane poems sunane ki bimari hai 😉

Ramya ko Titanic Mahasagar wali kavitayen kanjoosi se sunane ki bimari hai. 😡

Nidhi ko chupe chupe hamare poems aur comments padne ki bimari hai 😕

Suhani ko har waqt baato baato per ro padne ki bimari hai 😳

Tum logon ka Amrish ko aate jaate ghatiya shayari sunake tum logo ko torture karne ki bimari hai ..

Sabse Upar, Inn saab Bimaar forumwalo ke saath saath , EK CVz ko nari sakthi dikhane ki bimari hai.
.😡😡


kya likha hai...so aane sach 😛 👏
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Since Shobz and Ramya are around today, here is one Ghatiya one..

Abhi ki EIC urf Rani ko PR prerit sawal karne ki bimari hai 😃

Jhol Zhal PIC, Shobhit ko thread spamming tortorous kavitayen sunane ki bimari hai 😃

Sah-EIC Bhavi ko thinking hat dalwake kabhi kabhi purane poems sunane ki bimari hai 😉

Ramya ko Titanic Mahasagar wali kavitayen kanjoosi se sunane ki bimari hai. 😡

Nidhi ko chupe chupe hamare poems aur comments padne ki bimari hai 😕

Suhani ko har waqt baato baato per ro padne ki bimari hai 😳

Tum logon ka Amrish ko aate jaate ghatiya shayari sunake tum logo ko torture karne ki bimari hai ..

Sabse Upar, Inn saab Bimaar forumwalo ke saath saath , EK CVz ko nari sakthi dikhane ki bimari hai.
.😡😡


Kya baat-Kya baat... 👏 👏

You surely are one shining armor & quarantined PIC in our gang of "sick-people"... 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
Since Shobz is busy into higher studies, reminds me of Circuit joke



Circuit sat on the top of the hill and was studying, when a man asked what he was doing there.

He replied: Bole toh, apun higher studies kar rahella hai!
🤣🤣🤣
Edited by shamrish - 13 years ago

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