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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: nancy1996

You are welcome.. will try and think up some more... Btw there is a place in Dadar where you get Amrtisari Kulche chole.. they aren't the real thing.. but pretty close.. will have to ask Dad about it.. as I remember the way somewhat but not the name of the place or any landmarks...


No Hurry Nidhi.. Pls let know whenever u can.. Thx..
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Shobhit18

Its time for my hibernation, yet again!!! 😆


Sharing s "fact" before enjoying my date with my gadgets... 😉

Here it is:

Few reasons for considering Computers as females.. 😉

1. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
3.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
5. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
7. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
8.. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9.. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
10. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
11. It is always necessary to have a backup.

12. Size does matter.


Good Night folks!!!!


@ Green - Very True👏😆

@Red - You did not just say that 😉😆

Bye Good night and enjoy your date with your gadgets on the second night in a row😆🤗
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Shobhit18

Its time for my hibernation, yet again!!! 😆


Sharing s "fact" before enjoying my date with my gadgets... 😉

Here it is:

Few reasons for considering Computers as females.. 😉

2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic: Correct.. as you need brains to understand logic... need i say more?
3.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference:
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else: Brains... again the answer...


Good Night folks!!!!

Lagta hai you will have to learn cooking or just survive on junk food for rest of your life... 😆
Edited by nancy1996 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -Rani

Sahasra - yesterday, I couldn't give your message to Amrish as when I came back to IF from FB, he was already gone. Sorry for that

NP Rani,We talked about it😊
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -Rani

Sahasra - yesterday, I couldn't give your message to Amrish as when I came back to IF from FB, he was already gone. Sorry for that


No Worries Rani.. It was not urgent though it ended up with few extra PM's here and there..
Right S??
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -sahasra-

🤣🤣practical knowledge bohut hogayi Nancy😆 just like me😆After doing dissection I used to relate my practical knowledge to something.. n left non-veg

😆😆😆😆 Ya Saone.. I am practially horrible in Kitchen.. though I can do... webcam cooking.. i.e. mom is on webcam seeing everything.. and I am then making stuff 😛
BTW dissection aur non-veg? What's the connection?
Edited by nancy1996 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai.
🤣🤣🤣


Kya bakwas doctor hai yeh Munna bhi 🤣🤣🤣

When the lady says pooray badan mein dard hai, then how did he conclude that the pain is only in her figures 🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai.
🤣🤣🤣

Heard a version of this but as blonde joke...😆
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai.
🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣But such patients do exist 😆
Edited by -sahasra- - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
Pyar karne ke liye to ye zindagi kam pad jati hai,
Pata nahi log nafrat ke liye kaise waqt nikalte hai...:)

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