!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 19 !!

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#681

Sahasra - yesterday, I couldn't give your message to Amrish as when I came back to IF from FB, he was already gone. Sorry for that

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bhavis

@bhavis

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Posted: 13 years ago

#682

Originally posted by: nancy1996

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#683

Its time for my hibernation, yet again!!! 😆

Sharing s "fact" before enjoying my date with my gadgets... 😉

Here it is:

Few reasons for considering Computers as females.. 😉

1. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
3.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
5. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

7. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
8.. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9.. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
10. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
11. It is always necessary to have a backup.
12. Size does matter.

Good Night folks!!!!

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nancy1996

@nancy1996

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#684

Originally posted by: shamrish

checked and responded too .. Thanks a lot Nidhi.. 😃

You are welcome.. will try and think up some more... Btw there is a place in Dadar where you get Amrtisari Kulche chole.. they aren't the real thing.. but pretty close.. will have to ask Dad about it.. as I remember the way somewhat but not the name of the place or any landmarks...

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#685

Originally posted by: Shobhit18
Its time for my hibernation, yet again!!! 😆

Sharing s "fact" before enjoying my date with my gadgets... 😉

Here it is:

Few reasons for considering Computers as females.. 😉

1. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
3.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
5. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
7. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
8.. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9.. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
10. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
11. It is always necessary to have a backup.
12. Size does matter.

Good Night folks!!!!

VERY FUNNY 😡

Good night

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#686

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai. 🤣🤣🤣

Edited by shamrish - 13 years ago

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nancy1996

@nancy1996

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#687

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#688

Originally posted by: nancy1996

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-sahasra-

@-sahasra-

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#689

Originally posted by: nancy1996
🤣 Bhavi knowing my talents in Kitchen.. this is amazing ok... do you know I initially tried boiling eggs using conduction of heat funda? So egg will be half immersed in water.. as philosophy was that by conduction of heat.. the entire egg will boil properly (heat travels from bottom of egg to top part).. end result 30 minutes egg is being boiled and still its not working.. if it wasn't for one of my friends.. who pointed out the reason eggs were not boiling probabaly.. I would not be able to add this on my list... 😆

🤣🤣practical knowledge bohut hogayi Nancy😆 just like me😆After doing dissection I used to relate my practical knowledge to something.. n left non-veg

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#690

Originally posted by: shamrish
Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai. 🤣🤣🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣 - Yeh kaunsi namooni pakad late ho ap

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