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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#351

Originally posted by: snmalik4

-30C... 😲 Main toh sick day leke ghar pe baithoon! 😆

We are used to -30C by now...Still people take sick day and stay home.
I go to office on such days and everyone [ read mgmt] is impressed .. Then i get to take off when i want [ read summer ] 😛
All desis do that... 😆😆 these goras dont give time off for our festivals...
That is when u take the real sick days 😆😆... Tired and exerted during the festival

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#352

Originally posted by: snmalik4
Purani soch- "karo ya maro"

Nai soch-"marne se phle kuch karo!"
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Ekdam Nai soch-"jab tak kuch kar nai lete maro mat!"

Hmari soch- Koi btayega sala krna kya Hai.?

Ghar janake tame aa gaya hain 😆😆😆

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-Rani

@-Rani

Trailblazer

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#353

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Amrish being a PR here - so how would we make sure that client do not learn our hunar 😉 😆

😲😲 You are borrowing my hat today😆😆

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Salman

@TheBhai

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#354

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Ab yeh bhi hum bataye to ap kya karege😆

Yeh hamaari soch hai bhavi... begair kare hi sab kuch mil jaaye...

@Amrish, yes indeed its time to go home... but have a meeting at 4.30 😡

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#355

Originally posted by: -Rani

😲😲 You are borrowing my hat today😆😆

At this time i can borrow anyone's hat. Even people on forum have told their last jokes 😭 so now where to go to 😭

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-Rani

@-Rani

Trailblazer

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#356

Originally posted by: shamrish
LAST LALOO JOKE OF THE DAY

Laloo Prasad Yadav gave a speech to "pharin delegation" from Amrika.
The topic of the speech was COW

What is a Cow

HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, (but will do so when he is got child.). He is same like ' God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. (Horses don't have any such attachment.)

Use of a cow

What can it do? Various ' ghee, butter, cream, curd, and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also, his other motion' (gobar) is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making Pizza that can be used for heating oneself in winter. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth who are situated in the inside of the mouth.

Tailing a cow

He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies, which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he, gives hit with it.