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Posted: 13 years ago
After another leg pulling session successfully comes to a close, Laloo joke to savour

A bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees.
He left his whole basket of hats by the side, and went to sleep.

A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and, to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The hat-seller sat down to think as to how he could get the hats back from the monkeys.

While thinking, he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat off, and the monkeys did exactly the same.

An idea came to him.

He took his hat and threw it on the ground, and the monkeys did that too. And therefore he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller. When he was a child, he had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he also took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the ground by his side.

He woke up and realized that all his hats had been picked up by the monkeys on the tree.

Then, quite convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat to the ground but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a stinging slap on his cheek and said, ...


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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972




FYI - Burger is not a junk food if you eat soya pattie. Skip fries and substitute mayo with mustard sauce😉- Waise you are doc i don't need to tell you that. You can also include whole wheat bun to make it ultimate meal😆


Actually some people even remove the bun to make it the most ultimate meal🤣 They only eat the patty 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -Rani


Actually some people even remove the bun to make it the most ultimate meal🤣 They only eat the patty 🤣


That would be me - i love the tex -mex pattie from costco. Can eat it alone ❤️
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -sahasra-

I guess Nancy knows it already.Long long ago we even discussed Maggie on my WU thread😆


I can be in your competition as well in eating Maggie😉. It is just that since past few years am more on healthy food side. Else ek jamana tha- B/fast/luch and dinner used to be Maggie only😳
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish


checked and responded too .. Thanks a lot Nidhi.. 😃

You are welcome.. will try and think up some more... Btw there is a place in Dadar where you get Amrtisari Kulche chole.. they aren't the real thing.. but pretty close.. will have to ask Dad about it.. as I remember the way somewhat but not the name of the place or any landmarks...
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai.
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Kya bakwas doctor hai yeh Munna bhi 🤣🤣🤣

When the lady says pooray badan mein dard hai, then how did he conclude that the pain is only in her figures 🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai.
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Heard a version of this but as blonde joke...😆

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