Ring, Ring, Ring
God: So how is my darling little sweetheart doing?
Baby: I want to thank you and give you lots and lots of kisses for saving my mummy and me from auntie richa
God: See Baby , didn't I tell you nothing will happen and I will take care of you?
Baby: You sure did! And you sent Daddy just in time to save us. My daddy the SUPER HERO! Everyday, when he and mummy argue and talk , I always move closer and listen. I love my Daddy sooo much. He is always hugging mummy nowadays and daddy said to Mummy the other day, nothing will happen to the three of us.
God: Are you mummy's or daddy's baby?
Baby: Oh 'oh! Hmmm...I don't know . I l weally really love both Mama and Papa berry berry very much!
God: That's a safe answer but something tells me you gonna twist your daddy around your little finger.
Baby: My daddy is too big. I don't think I can twist him in my little finger.Hahahaha
God: So you see, being a little positive,all your prayers are answered?
Baby: But I am confused by Auntie Richa...
God: Confused, why?
Baby: Can you keep a secret?
God: Ok, I think I can manage that
Baby: You cannot tell mummy about it coz I don't want mummy to worry about it and cry and and quarrel with daddy and, and, and leave daddy again. You promise?
God: No worries, I promise. So tell,
Baby: Come closer...a little bit closer...I think Auntie Richa likes Daddy.
God: Where did you hear this from
Baby: From Auntie Richa. I heard Auntie Richa talking to mummy. She said she is not happy with Mummy because mummy have daddy and me. She doesn't have any. But she said she will have daddy with her soon. I am really scared now of this naughty auntie Richa. I think she is going to steal my daddy from my mummy.
God: Just forget about her baby
Baby: I don't want auntie Richa to be my new mummy! I don't want her to take my daddy away from my mummy!. I want to stay with my mummy only.!
God: Don't worry , she will not take your daddy away .
Baby: Can I ask you something?
God: Sure
Baby: Why is Auntie Richa always trying to kill mummy .? I think she hates mummy .. She is always shouting at mummy. Sometimes, I get scared when I hear her voice. I mover far away and hide... is she like the bad big wolf who tricked the little red riding hood and ate her ?
God: Something like that...and
Baby: Does daddy like auntie Richa?
God: Daddy used to like her but not anymore.
Baby: Huh? Daddy liked auntie Richa but what about my mummy?
God: Oh baby, no no, Daddy used to like auntie Richa before he met your mummy.
Baby: But why did Daddy like auntie Richa? She is very naughty.
God: Actually baby, auntie Richa was a nice lady. That's why your daddy liked her.
Baby: Did daddy steal her candies and dolls for mummy? That's why she is very angry with daddy?
God: No, daddy and auntie richa were in school together. They liked each other. Auntie Richa wanted daddy to say sorry to her daddy but your daddy didn't say sorry. So auntie Richa became angry and didn't want to talk to your daddy anymore and your daddy didn't want to talk to her also.
Baby: Auntie Richa's daddy is the old man who shouted at mummy and want to send her to Jail?
God: Yes, that's him
Baby: Good, I know why Daddy don't want to say sorry to Richa auntie daddy.
God: Why?
Baby: Oh, because the old man is very very bad man. Daddy know this and that's why he didn't say sorry. I don't like the old man also. I want him to say sorry to my mummy. When I get out from here, I am going to go with Daddy and punch him on his tummy and step on his feet till he cries for his mummy.
God: Can't wait to see that...
Baby: So because Daddy didn't say sorry to Auntie Richa's daddy, daddy married my mummy because my mummy never ask my daddy say sorry to her daddy?
God: Baby its very long story and very complicating. One day I will tell you...
Baby: And who's Anand?
God: Where did you hear that?
Baby: Grandma. She used to tell mummy anand is coming . Take care. So where's Anand and who's Anand?
God: Anand was your uncle and was mummy's friend.
Baby: Really! Anand is my Uncle and mummy's friend. So how come I never hear him talk.? Where is my uncle anand? Can I see him?
God: Well, Uncle Anand is helping me.That's why you didn't hear him
Baby: You have too much work to do? Can I also come and help you like my uncle Anand.?
God: Not now. See I have your Uncle Anand to help me. He's my favourite angel.
Baby: That means my uncle got wings?
God: Wings?
Baby: Doesn't all angels who help god have wings?
God: Yes they do, Baby. Your uncle is a guardian angel.
Baby; I feel sad now...auntie Richa is sick. She must take her medicine.
God: I think medicine will not help her baby any more. She needs something more stronger than that.
Baby: So, daddy has no friend when he didn't say sorry to auntie Richa and mummy lost her friend and my uncle Anand because you took him to help you, so my daddy was lonely right with no friends?
God: Hmmm. Something like that...
Baby: So my mummy and daddy met and became friends?
God: Yes, you could say that.
Baby: But now auntie richa want my daddy back as her friend because she loves my daddy very much like my mummy and I do?
God: Perhaps...
Baby: Can I say a prayer now and you help me?
God: As always
Baby: God, I want auntie Richa to find a new daddy as her friend because my daddy already have a new friend, my mummy and a little friend. That's me. I want Auntie Richa to be happy with her new daddy . I want uncle Anand to help auntie Richa to help find her new friend. So if auntie richa has new friend, she will not disturb my mummy and daddy. Will you help me god ?
God: I can try...
Baby: So when you want your ice cream?
God: What ice cream?
Baby: Remember , I promised to buy you ice cream and chocolate if you save me.
God: I think I wait until you are a bit older so we can both have the ice cream together.
Baby: I think I am still not out of the woods yet right? I guess I just have to wait and learn to swim in this water...
God: Swim?
Baby: Hmmm that's right. I am learning now how to blow bubbles. I think in a couple of months once I see my legs and arms, I can do free style and breast stroke. Will you be my coach?
God: My pleasure baby.
Baby: Can I ask you one more question?
God: Of course
Baby: Why did daddy forgot to bring mummy to hospital that day?
God: Oh that, he had too many things in his mind. Remember your daddy is a lawyer and he is trying to save mummy from going to jail.
Baby: Ok, I thought maybe he forgot about him and does not love me any more. So he still loves me and my mummy right?
God: He sure does honeybunch! Lots and lots. Don't worry, he will be there for the next visit to the doctor. I think the next visit,they are going to show your photo to your mamma and papa?
Baby: Oh, weally? But I haven't go anything to wear.
God: No need baby. By seeing you nestled cosily in your mummy's tummy , you are going to make your papa and mamma cry with happiness.
Baby: Wow, weally , really?. Ok I will smile and give them nice poses. But what about their photos.? I haven't seen them. I also want to see their photos. Can you give me a camera so i can take photos of them as well.?
God: All in good time baby. Now you should need to relax and don't think so much.
Baby: one more prayer before I bid you goodbye.
God: Go ahead
Baby: I want you to keep both my mummy and daddy to be always happy together. When I come out, I want them to bring me to Disneyland, so that we can all play together and be super duper happy. I want my daddy to bring me to Zoo and carry me on his shoulders to show me the lion so I can be a lion when I grow up and protect my mama and papa . Will you do that for me God?
God: Anything for you little baby.
Baby: Ok I need to go and rest. I think my daddy and mummy have a long day tomorrow. Mummy scared of thunder but daddy is very brave. Daddy holding mummy and they are sleeping ... Goodnight god. ! Love you
God: Goodnight baby, sleep tight, my little angel.