Let's imagine a different approach how Kunal would have handled Richa when she tried to Kill Siddhi.
Kunal got out of his car and walked over to Richa's car.He hauled Richa out gently ...and here it goes!
Kunal: Hey, come on Richa babe, how many times do I have to tell you , stop trying to kill my wife. You are not good at it!...Get this straight " I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, see I have moved on"
Richa: Sorry Kunal, I don't understand what you are talking about! I left my brains at home
Kunal : Richa, don't lie. You never had any brains to start with. Come, I don't believe in hitting you but I would like to settle this amicably among the three of us without resorting to any violence, okay? Everyone happy? I see a starbucks coffee there. Might as well have some coffee and cheesecake while we are discussing. Phew, What a day!
Richa: I feel like eating a brownie. Something decadent...
Siddhi: I'll have a camomile chai latte. Something soothing to calm my nerves
Kunal: Well, I'll have a ice mocha latte. Damn thirsty after that mad rush to stop you guys from killing each other.
Richa: Kunal , tell Siddhi to leave us. I will call of this killing spree once and for all. I swear upon Rohit.
Kunal: Richa, you know I can't do that. I love her so much...
Siddhi: Yes, he loves me more than he ever loved you, your dog, your father and brother.
Richa: Kunal, but I loved you first, your mama, papa, your neighbours and I cannot stopped wanting you. Please tell her to leave us .
Kunal: Sorry, Richa, I can't do that. I have a better suggestion, why don't you leave us.?
Richa: You bas****! You know I can't do that. Why are you asking me to do the impossible.?
Kunal: Calm down Richa. Take a deep breath. Tell you what, let's go and meditate to get rid of all these negative vibes you have. Gal, you are so tensed. You need to relax.
Siddhi: I think Kunal we still have to lodge a police report...perhaps we can all meditate together with the police. What do you think?
Kunal: Siddhi, sweetie by, my darling heart, what will I do without you?. Richa, shall we go?
Richa: Oh, alright, but I can't promise that I'll stop my mission.
Kunal: Then well, I will have no choice but to take a restraining order on you as frankly I am quite tired of this routine of yours . Too old to run after you gals..
Richa: Stop trying to frighten me.! As if it will stop me from killing your wife.
Kunal: It seems like you are unstoppable. I am going to talk to your dad.
Richa: No use! He has gone to buy me a long distance shooting gun to shoot Siddhi in case you come up with a restraining order.
Kunal: Hey Richa, I have to hand it to you gal, your really outsmart , out wit me with every angle. Now , I really don't know what to do...
Richa: I told you many times, you are better off with me.
Kunal : I guess so. Do you have a newspaper?
Richa: I think so. Today's ?
Kunal: Yesterday one will do. Much more thicker .
Richa: Let me get it for you...Ok, here it is.
Kunal: Siddhi will you roll it for me?
Siddhi rolled the paper and passed it to Kunal. Both Siddhi and Richa was looking at Kunal as to what he was gonna do with a rolled newspaper.
Kunal started to hit himself on his head with the newspaper and cried out loudly
"why god, why? Why did you make me so handsome to be a a centre of attraction between these two women"?
Poor Kunal...end of the story. Hope you enjoyed it.