Parichay Deewangi captured - Framed so far - Page 16

Originally posted by: Aditi147

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!

Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Originally posted by: Aditi147

that's no offense- even they know that! 😆 all my marwadi frnds are proud of being kanjoos 😆

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"

The last one from my side today - \
Purvi - looks like you too are tired today -

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Raju Patel, who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash." "Car crash! My Porsche! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries - you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically. "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!" "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you." He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Shilpa, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you." "Dilip, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Anil, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Priya, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Well," said Raju thoughtfully, "if Shilpa, Dilip, Anil and Priya are here... WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP?

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Looks like u have officially taken our sunaoing Gujju jokes

Originally posted by: shamrish

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Looks like u have officially taken our sunaoing Gujju jokes

Originally posted by: shamrish

@Bhavi : it is about time i take leave for today.. Thanks for eveything..
Let us see what is in store tomorrow..
Hopefully i will be able to spend more time with u guys...