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Posted: 13 years ago
Aditi - how come you are silent reader today -

And your signature - well said - bachpan se ma bap yeh bolke pakate hain - logon ke samne yeh karo - yeh na karo they forget that:

Responsibility is to do work without being supervised
Responsibility is to spent money thriftily without being observed

Edited by BHAVI1972 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on observation. He
took out a jar of yellow liquid.

"This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be
observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his
mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the
good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they
dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any
of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second
finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."


🤣- be observant and follow what your leader say-

Amrish - you continue to be in hibernation mode and rest - will talk to you later -


Bhavi - am very much here.. Enjoying jokes...😛
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Posted: 13 years ago
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer.

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

"Where's my Rolex???!!!" 😲
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish


Bhavi - am very much here.. Enjoying jokes...😛


You are being a real yeda now - only me - can not last longer🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Aditi - how come you are silent reader today -


And your signature - well said - bachpan se ma bap yeh bolke pakate hain - logon ke samne yeh karo - yeh na karo they forget that:

Responsibility is to do work without being supervised
Responsibility is to spent money thriftily without being observed


thanks! 😉
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well said! 😛
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Aditi147

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer.

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

"Where's my Rolex???!!!" 😲


No offense to any body - per must be chingoos marwadi --------

😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
Since kC is a lawyer something on that profession -

Lawyers do it with appeal.

Lawyers do it confidentially.

Lawyers do it on a trial basis.


Lawyers do it until justice prevails.


Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.


Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

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Posted: 13 years ago
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
Continuing my Gujju jokes so that i don't have to apologize -

Once 4 gujju wives met at a party talking about their husband's new cellular phones...

First gujju wife says to others... "Maro pati ne pass mota laura (motorola) che!...

Second gujju wife replies.."Aree sirf mota laura thi kya hoga? errection(ERICSSON) chahiye!...

So the third gujju wife steps up & says..."aree mota laura bhi thick hai, errection bhi thick hai, Par semen (Seimens) nahi to kya fayda?...

And then the fourth said.."Mota laura bhi ho, errecson bhi ho, semen bhi ho, lekin na kiya (Nokia) tho kya fayda??...🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972


No offense to any body - per must be chingoos marwadi --------

😆


that's no offense- even they know that! 😆 all my marwadi frnds are proud of being kanjoos 😆

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