Parichay - naye torture ka - Page 83

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

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thanks Bhavi. This mother day project that I am working on is giving me head ache... so your note above have calm me down...😊

some more

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : "Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein"!!

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

i know these were not good but copy paste karne mein kitna time lagta hain

Chalo bhaiyo aur baheno - kuch kam kar lete hain -----

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Chalo bhaiyo aur baheno - kuch kam kar lete hain -----

To all PIC's i will not be available tomorrow afternoon - again on site ...

So if we do not meet have a wonderful Weekend.

And to all the mothers out there -(Amrish and Salman ki biwiyan) included - Happy Mother's day -

Weekend as usual am out of town - will be coming to bhai logo ke town😆... I mean Toronto -

Salman - If we do not meet then have a safe trip - hope your tickets are not booked in Air India...

Bon Voyage to you ---

Flying via Air Transat. if we dont meet here on the forum than mey be in toronto. Look for a handsome dude outside any indian grocery store distributing flyers 😆

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Chalo bhaiyo aur baheno - kuch kam kar lete hain -----

To all PIC's i will not be available tomorrow afternoon - again on site ...

So if we do not meet have a wonderful Weekend.

And to all the mothers out there -(Amrish and Salman ki biwiyan) included - Happy Mother's day -

Weekend as usual am out of town - will be coming to bhai logo ke town😆... I mean Toronto -

Salman - If we do not meet then have a safe trip - hope your tickets are not booked in Air India...

Bon Voyage to you ---

happy mothers day to u tumhare alawa aur kisiko yeh bol nahi chodo why i am starting my story again u enjoy n give a hug from me to u daughters ( hope u will not mind this )

bye see u soon jabhi rahogi tabhi milenge me have to work more

luv - ridz 😊

Happy Mother's Day Bhavi di! 😊

Originally posted by: shamrish

@Bhavi : Thanks for the wishes.. Wish you the same for Mother's day...
Hope u enjoy your outing in Bhai's illaka 😛
Good Night to you.. I will be there tomorrow morning as well but not in the afternoon as i am taking off early too to enjoy the weekend...

@All : I have to get ready for my late day meeting and after that will be going home..
So will also be calling it a night here...

Good Night to folks... Thanks for sharing all lovely jokes, shayaris, comments etc..

😉Thanks to all for the Mother's day wishes - Hope meri betiyan bhi kuch karegi ...

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Don't worry bhai ke ilake mein bindaas ghoomongi - waise I won't be in Salman's area - will be mainly in Missisauga- Brampton area - 😊

Aah i dont distribute flyers there...😆