Shiva Pandya Dialogues Complilaton - Page 15

ayeeeeeee mami main is ghar ka naukar hun ya malik iski tension tu mat le, pan ek baat mujhe pata hai, ki is kangan ki maalkin tu nahi hai,

mami- aye shiva tu chhod chhod chhod

tu ise baar baar mere chehre pe chamkaya mat kar, yaad aa jata hai ki ise tere haath se uatrvana hai

mami - aye chiva chhod de

chal utaar kangan

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kaanch ki chudiyaan tere haath mein achi lagengi wo bhi gathi hui , chal nikal kangan

Shiva : Tujhe bohot thank you bolna aata hai ? Itni badi jaan bachayi aur itna chota thank you ?

Raavi : Toh aur kaisa thank you chahiye tujhe?

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Shiva : Nahi chahiye tera thank you.

Raavi- yeh maasi ka gussa aam pe kyu nikal raha hai?

Shiva- toh kya tujh pe nikalu?

Raavi- bachpan se toh nikalta aya hai.. Ab kya badal gaya?

Shiva- aj agr tuje khandar mein kuch ho jata na toh mai...

Raavi- shiva, Tu utha hai kya?

Aj agr Tu nai hota na shiva toh..

"Bilkul tere aur mere jaise hai yeh aam aur mirchi ek saath. Inka koi mel hi nahi."

- Shiva

ma tu isko chhod na tu mujhe dekh.....tujhe kitna yaad kiya maine ek bichhade huye bachhade ki tarah🤣 like seriously 🤣

aye gadhede zara idhar aa.....

krish.....zara kya pura aata hun🤣

suman - dekh iska pet kitna badh gaya hai....

shiva- jalebi fafda ma..teri yaad mein itna khaya ke pet nikal ke baitha rehta hai😆

suman -- to fir pet kahan gaya

krish- gas thi nikal gai🤣

suman is on other level...saying na mujhe awaz aai na baas aai.....(kaun bolta hai ye sab)

aye gadhede tereko bhabhi ki maar kum padi ki tu maa se maar khane pe tula hua hai.......kuch din aur saaree lakh leta to kya jata, aurat ban jata tu? 🤣

leave anything to these 2 and they will make it hilarious

mahakaal ki kasam agar somnath jane ke pehle agar ye kangan maine apni maa ke haath mein nahi pehnaye na to main bhi suman pandya ki aulaad nahi........👏👏

(haath cut karke nikalna pade to bhi kar shiva......she deserves it and raavi pls dont come in between)

raavi- oye hero

shiva- ab ise kya ho gaya

raavi- itna bada bheem jaisa sharir aur speed teri kachhuye se bhi slow chhhiii, chhoti chhoti lakdiyon ke tukde nahi kar sakta

shiva - dikhau tujhe takat😉(kyun nahi kyun nahi)

raavi - haan dikha na.......(samjh rahe ho na)

raavi- kya ho gaya, tu ruk kyun gaya, koi aur hota na to lakdiyon ke tukde aise aise kar chuka hota, tere bas ki baat nahi, tere chakkar main baithe ne to lunch dinner ke time pe hoga........

shiva -- kya bakwas kar rahi hai, subah subah bhaang chadha ke aai hai😆

shiva and krish to each other - tune fir koi kaand kiya🤣

Shiva to Raavi : Meri feelings ki PHD karke mere manke Department main tujhe Admission nahi milne wala.. Forget the episode..