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Maybe this would be the answer to terrorism in the skies!

It's hard to beat Israeli technology!

TEL AVIV, Israel -

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns
that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate
any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about
racial profiling.
It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce
a seat available on flight 670 to London.
Shalom!"

Life is like a journey on a train... with its stations... with changes of routes... and with accidents!

At birth, we boarded the train and met our parents. We trusted they would always travel by our side. However, at some station, our parents will very possibly get off from the train before us, leaving us to manage our own trip on the train.

As time goes by, other people will board the train; and they will be significant: our spouses, siblings, friends and children. Some will step down and leave a permanent vacuum. Others will go so unnoticed that we won't realize that they vacated their seats!

This train ride will be full of joy, sorrow, fantasy, expectations, hellos, goodbyes, and farewells. Success consists of having a good relationship with all the passengers...requiring that we give the best of ourselves.

The mystery to everyone is: we do not know at which station we ourselves will step down. So, live in the best way - love, forgive, and offer the best of who we are. It is important because when the time comes for us to step down and leave our seat -- we should leave behind beautiful memories for those who would continue with their journey on the train of life.

I do not want to look old.

My name is Meena. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS degree on the wall, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall , handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St Mary's high school.
"Yes. yes, I did.' he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1984. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, gray-haired, decrepit
son-of-a-bitch, asked, "What did you teach"

Satish, You are looking good in the cop getup. Good Luck on the film and thanks for sharing the photos.

A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before his
visit to Washington to meet President Barack Obama...

The instructor told PM Mori, "When you shake hands with President Obama, please say 'How r u?'
Then Mr. Obama will say, 'I am fine, and you?' Then you should say 'Me too'.
Afterwards, we translators will do the work for you.'

This sounds quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'Who are you?' (instead of 'How r u?')

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha!'

And Mori replied... 'Me too, ha-ha!'

And, a long silence followed in the meeting room...

Even though she was Miffed at Losing, Mayawati had the Grace to send a Congratulatory sms to Mulayam -

"UP Yours !"


sorry but just couldnt resist.Up stands for uttar pradesh in case any of you read it wrongly,i mean of course you know what i mean

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Great minds do not ponder over small things!
Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he dress more professionally, when he headed off to work.
"Why should I?" He would invariably argue. Everyone knows me there."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit.
"Why should I?" said Einstein. "No one knows me there!


Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour," he once declared.
"Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
That's relativity!"



One day while working in Princeton University, Albert Einstein forgot his home address when he was going back home. The driver of the cab did not recognize him.
Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "who does not know Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows. Do you want to meet him?"
Einstein replied, "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there?
"The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him.



Einstein was once travelling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.

The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'

Einstein nodded appreciatively.

The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket. The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'

Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going. That's why I am searching my ticket"



At college Einstein fell madly in love with the only woman in his physics class, a dark and intense Serbian named Mileva Maric.
She served as a sounding board for his scientific ideas and helped to check the math in his papers, but eventually their relationship disintegrated.
Einstein offered her a deal. He would win the Noble Prize someday, he said; if she gave him a divorce, he would give her the prize money.
She thought for a week and accepted.

Because his theories were so radical, it was seventeen years after his miraculous outpouring from the Patent office before he was awarded the prize and she collected!



THE COSMIC TRUTH! LIFE IS LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE. TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE YOU MUST KEEP MOVING!
--Albert Einstein, in a letter to his son Eduard, February 5, 1930