First of all I would like to tell everyone that my laptop needs to get repaired and hence I wouldn't be available for some days. It may start from tomorrow or the day after. This is the reason I'm posting this as well already posted an Epilogue2 of NiBirSS: DNAHNM. I don't know when I would be able to reply next...Thanks for your support❤️
Also, I've written it a bit differently 😉 so just written it short.
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NiBirSS: Memorable Birthday
Chapter4
Hey ya people there! I don't think I need any introduction but still giving it for some dim wits like Nisha. No offense yaar...I know you people love me (smirk)...But that idiot Nisha doesn't.
I'm Kabir... you can call me Kabira, I won't mind. I'm Saurav's cousin who is no less than a crazy friend of mine. Yeah, don't misinterpret it by the way...because when I say he's crazy then it does mean that he is. He is coaxing me to marry Nisha! Well it's a different case that now I am enjoying it (smirk).
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you that my smirks are my signature style and if you like it, pour in a whistle to me please (smirk)... what yaar that's my smirk and you love it so the credit goes to me naa... for making you fall in love?
In love with my smirk yaar? What did you people think of by the way? (smirk)
Another point I want to bring to your notice is that I blabber nonsense...just like this. And see, still you are hearing me so patiently (smirk).
Kya kahu Kabira ka charm hi kuch aisa hai (million dollar smile, smirk k alaawa ye bhi kar leta hu(smirk))
Haaye(sigh) par ye Nisha hai ke meri taraf dekhna bhi pasand nahi karti... Kher dekhti bhi kese mai Delhi me jo tha (smirk)... Now I have just reached her place with my luggage and Saurav who seems so excited... no no you took it wrong, he isn't excited to meet Dolly bhabhi as he's gonna meet her after so many days. He was in constant conversation with her over phone when he was with me. And at other times, he chanted Nisha's name in front of me. You guessed that right now! Clever you like me! But I'm cleverer (smirk). So, yeah he's pretty excited because there was a secret plan of Saurav and Dolly... Accha ha I usually address Dolly bhabhi as Dolly di or simply Dolly when I speak to her. Similarly, Saurav bhai is shortened to Saurav or Sauro... But for and before others strictly it is only Dolly bhabhi and Saurav bhai... Vese aap log kuch aur bhi bologe to mai kya bigaad lunga (smirk).
Hmm... see where I started and where I reached? It doesn't matter well, I know you people are so sweet... sweet only okay, sweetheart is reserved for someone else (smirk).
Now, the secret plan... sshhh... don't be so loud! It's secret yaar... and you know what the secret is? I know you don't know (smirk)... the secret is so secret that I also don't know (smirk)...
Arey you got angry or what? If yes, then you people don't have brains like that Nisha! But I know you people have it that's why you like me naa (cute face, just for you).
Hmm... so just like you I don't know the secret plan yet I could guess it's somewhere around Nisha.
As the door bell was pressed the third time and Sauro continued pressing it in over excitement, I expressed my feelings giving a Ab bajaaya to teri bajegi' waala look. And he did stop pressing glaring at me and I shook my head in annoyance.
The door was thrown open. And next what I saw made me freeze... deep freeze.
You can applaud yourselves if you got to know what I am just going to say (smirk). It was Nisha who stood at the door in an orange saree elegantly draped. I never saw her in a saree earlier. Though I have met her only three times... First at Sauro's wedding, where she was present in salwar suits all the time... second at a professional party, where she was in a white gown...and third at my last birthday, where she seemed very comfortable in a loose top and jeans.
For your kind information, even if it is not so kind, but still I am not the one who usually remembers who is wearing what. I myself forget what I had worn at an event if there are no photographs (smirk). But this girl yaar! I don't know from where does my brain get that energy to remember it? Totally wrong, I'm not advertising for any energy add-ons to be drunk.
Add-ons to be drunk with milk yaar (smirk)... Well, but today Nisha looks so so pretty! You can add extra adjectives from your own because I won't say that in front of you since I don't know if any guy is also listening to me(smirk).
Ahem ahem... so, yeah, Nisha is looking very pretty today.
Saurav nudged me as I stood all blank looking at her... rather staring at her. As slowly, my brain collected its visual sense as a result of Saurav's nudge, I quickly bore a normal look and turned my eyes to Saurav.
"Saurav ye aunty kaun hai?"
"Aunty ke bacche!" Nisha fumed at me.
"Arey aunty ke bacche to baad ki baat hai pehle aunty se to milao" I said to Saurav reflecting my cool.
Nisha glared at Saurav and I as usual laughed quietly. Dolly Di reached and so poor Nisha had to keep quiet as Dolly gave me and Saurav a great welcome.
As we got in she whispered to me threatening, "You just wait and watch!"
"I was already watching you for so long" I whispered back to her grinning.
"Jahannum me jaoge tum!" she fumed.
"In Jahannum with Jaaneman! Wow!" I smirked and surpassed her.
Wait... wait... Did I say poor Nisha? She is no way poor (smirk). She falls in my verbal traps though, but she is way more intelligent than I am. Do you want to know why I'm saying it? I'm saying it because you people hardly understood how sarcastic I was when I said that (smirk).
Saurav and I went in. Nisha flied away somewhere because she was no more seen by my hazel orbs. Arey waah! I've got hazel orbs! Now don't sulk if you don't have, kismet waalo ko milte hai... aur kismet wale nai ho phir bhi chahiye to lens laga lo(smirk)...
"Coffee or tea Kabir?" Dolly asked me.
"Humse bhi koi puchle" Saurav blurted.
"Puch lo bhabhi isse varna ro dega" I said with smirk.
My Smirks yaar! They just rock! And if they doesn't seem rocking to you then please yaar... please for God sake... don't just say that they are super rocking(smirk).
And yeah if you liked my nonsense kindly let me know I'll continue (smirk).
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Last line I'm also saying without a smirk😆
But as I already told you my laptop! So, it will be delayed if a yes and if a no, no problem at all😃
Edited by aNibirFan - 8 years ago