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This is something I had written long back on Twitter. At that time, they were living at Gangwal House so I kinda assumed they would be living there for 3 months too. Hope you guys like it. Its just a fun fight between NiBir.
Kabir goes for a bath. Meanwhile, Nisha is sitting and watching TV in their room.
Kabir:Towel de na Wifey!
Nisha:Teri itni himmat? Tu aise nai sudrega.
Kabir: To tu kya karegi? Tu andar to nai aa sakti na! 😆
Nisha: Yaha se bhi bahut kuch kar sakti hu!
Kabir: Main darta nai hu tere se!
Nisha: *hands him a towel with grease on it*
Kabir: *wipes face n looks in mirror* *Shocked* Arey! Ye kya kiya tune?
Nisha: Bandar hai to bandar jaise bana diya tujhe! 😆😆
Kabir: Haww! Tu meri khubsurti se jalti hai?😛
Nisha: Sukku ko bula ke tere face ka pura naksha bhi badalwa sakti hu Hubby! 😃
Kabir: Ab tu dekh main kya karta hu! *Rolls on the bedsheet* Ab isse saaf kar tu!
Nisha: Hatt! Wo tu hi kar! Teri galti hai!
Kabir: Main Dadaji se complain karunga!
Nisha: Haan kya? Aur main unhe bata dungi tu pagal bacche jaise behave kar raha tha! 🤪
Kabir: Maine kya sochkar tujhse shaadi ki?
Nisha:Tu sochta bhi hai kya? Mujhe to pata hi nai tha yaar! 😛
Kabir: I dont like you!😛
Nisha: The feeling is mutual!
Kabir: Mazak kar raha hu! 😉
Nisha: Par main nai kar rahi!
Kabir: Tu sirf mujhse ladti rehti hai 😲
Nisha: Tu appreciate karne jaisi bhi to koi kartut nai karta hai!
Kabir: Aye! Tune hi bola ki tujhpe pati wale haq na jatau!
Nisha: Tera dimaag OLX pe bech ke aaya hai kya? Main paise kamaane ki baat kar rahi thi! 😕
Kabir: Oho! Tujhe paise udaane hai! 😃
Nisha: Ki na tune K wali baat! Main khud bhi job kar sakti hu! Tujhe koi self respect hai?😊
Kabir: Main kaam karta to hu! 😭
Nisha: Kaunsa kaam karta hai tu?
Kabir: Kyu? Main roz us photo wale ladke ko dhundne to jaata hu na! Tu thodi help karti hai! 🥱
Nisha: Tu ussi track pe atka hua hai re! Apne liye kya kaam karta hai tu?
Kabir: I lookout for you. Tera khayal rakhta hu!😳
Nisha: Kyu? Main tujhe kya bimaar dikhti hu? I can take care of myself well.
Kabir: *Mimes her* Main tujhe miss karunga yaar! 🤔
Nisha: Huh?! 😕
Kabir: Bhul gayi? Main 5 dino me wapas jaa raha hu na! 😳
Nisha: *Oh Shit! Forgot to extend his visa* Hmmm.. 😲
Kabir: Bol na! Tu mujhe miss to karegi na? Koi tujhe ab irritate nai karega! Wifey nai bulaega! 😳
Nisha: Main to party karungi! 🥳
Kabir: *makes a genuine sad face* Mujhe to sacchi laga tha ki main tera dost to ban chuka hu! 🥺 Nisha: To jaa kyu raha hai?! 👎🏼
Kabir: *Tu rok ke to dekh, rukh jaunga!* Tujhse picha chutt raha hai na isliye! 😉
Nisha: How mean! Itni bhi buri nai hu main!😡
Kabir: Acchi bhi to nai hai. Ki main rukhna consider bhi kar saku.
Nisha: Aisa kyun?
Kabir: Wo to tu khud se hi puch le! 😔
Nisha: *Defensive* Mujhe nai pata tu kya bakbak kar raha hai! 😕
Kabir: Tujhe dekhke to lagta hai ki tu exactly samajh gayi hai! 😃
Nisha: What rubbish! You know what? Main abhi se hi tere bags pack kar deti hu! Sirf 5 din ki to baat hai! Then I am freee! 😒
Kabir: Admit karle Wifey! Tujhe meri aadat pad gayi hai. You dont want me to leave. 😉
Nisha: Zyaada mat bol! Maar khaega tu! 🥱
Nisha: Mujhe na tujhse farak padhta hai na Viraj Sir se! Jo karna hai kar! 😲
Kabir: Abhi se mujhe senti mat karde yaar! 😆
Kabir: Thode aansun bidaai ke liye baaki rakh *Fakes sobbing* 😭
Nisha: *Slaps him* Ye raha tera jawaab! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU!! 😳
Kabir: Owww!! Tu mujhe maarti kyu rehti hai re? Maine tera kya bigaada hai?
Nisha: Dammit! You messed up my whole life! 🥱
Kabir: Mai chala jaunga to tu bahut miss karegi dekhle! 😳
Nisha: Tujhe miss kare meri jutti!😕
Kabir: Wo mere liye exclusive hai kya? 😛
Nisha: Arghhh! Main tujhse baat karke time waste hi kyu karti hu? 😔
Kabir: Kyunki tu mujhse pyaar karti hai! 😉
Nisha: WTH!! 😡
Kabir: *Laughs out loud* Arey! Main to bas teri kheechai kar raha tha! Par tu itna kyu shock ho gayi? 🤣
Nisha: GO TO HELL!! 🤔
How was it? Awaiting your appreciation, criticism, likes and comments on my One Shot 👍🏼
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