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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaat karti hai. 🤣 🤣

2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..

Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister. 😆 😆

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine! 🤣

Originally posted by: shamya_for_life

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaat karti hai. 🤣 🤣

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
€œThe€ 😆

Maths teacher asked JOHNY:
If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?

JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends. 🤣

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai 🤣

Originally posted by: mussu

neha akki kal aayi thi kya??