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hi naviyans.i m back.my exams are over n i m back in the forum.i m feeling so relaxed now.i have come wid some new jokes for u all.read them n enjoy
1) 1st friend-why r girls so pretty n beautiful?
2nd friend-so v can fall in luv wid them.
1st friend-then why they dont have intelligence?
2nd friend-its bcoz they can fall in luv wid us.
2) ek ladka jab fail hua toh uske papa ne kaha:dekh dekh woh ladki teri class mein padhti hai woh 1st aayi hai.
son:kya dekh dekh!usi ko toh dekh ke fail hua hoon.
3) 1st friend:tu baahar itna sher bana ghumta hai,ghar par kya ho jaata hai tujhe?
2nd friend:ghar par sheron waali maata chadh jaati hai mujh par.
4) banta:baahar kyun baitha hai?
santa:marriage anniversery hai.wife ko chain gift ki thi,aur usne mujhe ghar se baahar nikaal diya.
banta:kyun?chain chaandi ki thi kya?
santa:nahi.cycle ki.
5)wife:tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata kya?
husband:toh kya yeh bachche internet se download kiye hain?
wife:nahi.yeh toh kisi aur ki pen drive se liye hain.
6) boyfriend:roses are red,sky is blue,u r beautiful.i luv u.
girlfriend:roses are dead,i m blue,u are my headache.one day i will kill u.
7) judge:dont u have shame?this is the 3rd time u are coming to court.
santa:dont u have shame?u are coming to court daily.
i hope u liked them n keep smiling😊 n watch navya at 6 pm on star plus.
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