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Heellooo my fellooow Navya nivasis ..
We are 🤢😡 at mata Sugandha turning her wallpaper/dukhi aatma image into scheming+screaming+sensless reasoning sp saas...
On that occasion - thought of bringing back - reloading this funtastic Bekaboo of the week miniOs by Usha (originally written in 13th october 2011)---
Hillarious as always :many of us who have read it before: have this un-erasable image of DAs survivor escapades! 😛
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Question by NISHA- NAvyaalex:
Dukhi atma one reads smuggled copies of phoolan devi's, aung suu kyi's and jordan's parts 1 to 6 (😆) autobiographies... Rama liked the glittery pictures and bought them at big bazaar's buy a teabag get 3 books free promotion (She threw them out after she felt Mohan might be led astray)...
In the light of a single sooty candle, in the deep damp dark bajpai dungeon/cellar, DA1 reads them in secret under the bahana of grinding special herbs for boo-ah-dadi...She decides enough is enough and that change is long overdue...How would she go about it?
Answer by USHA - Anantanant:
Location - deep damp dark Bajpai cellar - DA Sr has just finished reading the above mentioned krantikari materials. There is a steely glint in her eyes. She calls DA Jr and they whisper - after some initial apprehension, DA Jr nods her head in complete agreement. End of scene.
The morning after the night before - buadadi is in her chamber, having her favourite cuppa - lukewarm gangajal with a dash of tulsi, when DA Sr walks in. Bd is giving her usual stream of volleys without looking up at DA Sr, when DA Sr says "Basss" - stunned bd looks up - gets the shock of her life to see DA Sr in a new avatar - she is wearing Jordan style clothes and carrying Phoolan Devi's rifle, hair styled like Suu Kyi...the rifle is pointing at bd's head. Bd cries out "bhaisaaab"... DA Sr: "Chaliye mere saath - chup chaap chaliye" (she still uses aap - after all bd is elder, na?)
In the hall, bd is added to the roundup of other Bajpai high council members - udi and angry papa. Udi is gulping/staring/gulping, and angry papa is sulking. They look put out. Hearing the commotion, Mohan, chachaji, Rama and Ramu run into the vast expanse that is the Bajpai residence ka living room.
DA Sr asks DA Jr to take over rifle pointing duties and, hands on her hips (Kanpur taiji style), makes a speech: "There's been a coup in this house. For a long time, my pyaari behen here and I have been crushed under the weight of the three of you" - here she is interrupted:
Angry Papa thunders "dimaag kharab ho gaya tumhara?"
Buadadi flicks her neck and says"satyaanaash, kabhi apni wazan dekhi hai aaine mein? Bhala hum teen tun donon ko kirus (crush) karne ke baare mein soch bhi nahi sakte"
Shot of Rama's bhola face and indignant expression.
Udi suddenly goes "khaaamoshhh"
DA Sr gives out a big laugh (similar to the one mentioned in your post above, let me copy-paste it for those struggling to recall) MWAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA
DA Sr continues "Aap khamosh! Bahut ho gaya - ab hum aur wallpaper banke nahi rahenge! Inquilaab zindabaad!" She stares at DA Jr who hesitates, then goes " Haan jiji, zindabaad zindabaad" - camera zooms on the faces of every one present in the room. Udi takes out a tablet and is looking for a jug of water/juice to demonstrate solvent-solute-solution theory. DA Sr takes out a long piece of paper containing the revolutionary changes that she is bringing about in the household. As she is just about to start reading, she hears a faint "main...woh...woh...main" from the doorway - she stops and is surprised to see our very own devi Navya, with arched eyebrows and one tear gently falling down her cheek. DA Sr softens and looks at her. Navya makes the following speech - please note, this is the abridged version - those who are looking for the full version insert liberal doses of "main...woh" and scared looks in between...
Navya: Maa ji, yeh galat hai - aap logon ka kaam sirf wallpaper banke rehne ka hai - serial ka naam Navya hai, Sugandha nahin, toh main martyr banke inki seva karungi, heart, hair, nerves sab donate karungi aur pareshaan mat hoiye, jab SP wale is show ko finally the door dikhayenge, tab yeh log apne aap sudhar jaayenge...tab tak please aap log wallpaper duties resume kijiye...
DA Jr: gives confused look, doesn't know what to do...
DA Sr: Haan beta...tum thik kehrahi ho...tears well up in her eyes...she touches Navya's head...senti scene between saas and bahu...Shot of Rama making a face... High council trio heave a sigh of relief! Bd goes "HOP" ... phir kya, normality is restored in Bajpai khandaan and the trio live happily ever after...
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