AnYa goes to Bollywood: Fiction (or is it?) ;p

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rituloveskmh

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Posted: 14 years ago

#11

Wowww...wat a hilarious one...i loved all the 3 ersions...of our nayee soch show...truly naayi soch yaar!!!!
🤣😆😆😆

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navyaalex8

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Posted: 14 years ago

#12

@fsm (fawwaz isnt it)...Thanks, judai of the judwas is my favourite too...😊

@nams100...Nice song selection- Ek kamre mein, ek thhaali mein- very literal!...I await your song selection for judai too...Chunga-munga if they were boys is soopperr!😆

@coolzohr...Thank you for liking i...

@shilpa...You are very welcome...Glad you liked it 😆...Our droolsum all sweaty as a majdoori has a certain appeal

@soniya...You're welcome...I've cheered myself up writing these too...If Vasanti and Basanti were boys, they'd be called chunna- munna 😆...What would you like them to be called?

@shanukit007...Glad I've made you laugh!

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navyaalex8

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Posted: 14 years ago

#13

😃

Originally posted by: anantanant
Love it love it love it...👏 Thanks ya Usha...

Thanks Nisha - really really needed this laughter riot, OMG... stomach is aching with all the laughing, water streaming down my eyes...😆

Reserved...while I get back to normal - wipes khushi ke aansoon...

OK I am back. Now, where's my bollywood checklist? Oh this is going to be goood!... Ah, here it is:

1. Bachpan mein bichdey huey bhai/behen/parents - tick Standard issue, hai na?

2. Defiant lovers pheras in full view of parents - tick (song: hum ne ghar chhoda hai etc) You remember that song too!...AK and MD in Dil were my 1st thoughts when nishkala wrote it too...I'd have lowwed to see angry papa's reaction to it ...KHABARDAAR...ANNNANNNTT...GRRR!😆

3. Young, droolsome hero who has never lifted a spoon until now doing mazdoori lifting heavy sacks of god-knows-what and/or working on construction site which ticks all the boxes of unhealthy and unsafe working environment - tick again. Wont this scene be delish?😉...Maybe it'll get so hot he'll need to shed his shirt...A girl can always hope!😃

4. Cute heroine trying to cook on an open fire, with charcoal mark on her cheek making burnt rotis - tick.

5. Hero-heroine building house from scratch with environment-friendly materials, putting world class architects/builders to shame - tick. (song: akele hain toh kya gam hai) Their house would be on the most beautiful hilltop with idyllic views too...It compulsorily has to have a hayloft like structure too to roll around 😲

6. Memory-loss, seeta-geeta/rami-shamu (one timid one bold), hatyachari villains/vamps - all tick.

Congrats Nisha - all bollywood potboilers have been successfully taken care of. I can only think of one more scenario:

Dil Apna Preet Parai/Armaan ...

Anant gets married to Shagun under pressure - Navya signs as the witness in their marriage, sad song on boat (ajeeb dastaan hai yeh).. then Shagun's atyachar starts - brings Anya closer again - Shagun turns psycho, etc etc - finally realises Anya are meant to be together, so leaves them in peace...Oh no! Will she also donate her baby for AnYa to bring up before she walks off into the sunset?

🤣...bat a bunderphool chekkleest ! Had such a good laugh reading your reply ,Usha...Thanks for the great comments 🤗

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navyaalex8

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Posted: 14 years ago

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@shaina- 1st thing 1st : WOW! You can actually stop after 1 bag of chips?😛...Glad u liked it, will await ur comments!

@zara- I'm chuffed I made you laugh...About the books, I had the misfortune of reading OOTP in hardback...I developed a set of dole-sholes trying to read it in bed 😆

@sandy- Helllooon!...Thanks for stopping by and commenting even with ur hectic college schedule, sandy...Pleased u enjoyed it!

@ritu- thanks ya 😊 ...This soch is so "nayi" that it has only borrowed from every hindi film ever made! 😆

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barbie2011

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Posted: 14 years ago

#15

Hey Nisha..finally i read it..I am still at work( extrahours)...and i am glad i read it now..otheriwse..as shaina said someone would have also thought i have gone mad..actually thanks to the forum..they have seen my laughing bby myself so many times now...that they think i have gone crazy already😆😆..

but this is just hillarious😆😆..just cant stop laughing...waht a Navya..bolywood take this is..

you made me visualizse all the remakes of the famous bolywood scene...all the spices ar correct for the bolywood tadka...

the DIl and many others ka..marriage sequence..

QSQR--qith Anant majdoor..poor kid..kya haal ho gaya pyar main...and navya..preparing roti's in the chula with the mark on her face..haii..what ascene that would be..

and the third was jsut hillarious..had laughe on it yesterday also...but had a harder laugh today to b true..

the twins..bichadna/jhagada and then milan...this always works yaar...

loved it ..could think of any songs for now..will add later if i can...

I am still laughing..imaging ANYA in all your different scenes...

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anantanant

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Posted: 14 years ago

#16

Nisha - Shagun donating baby? No no, Anant will never get ahem that close to her ;-)

Shirtless majdoor Anant? Why not... apni copyright script hai, sab kuch possible hai ...

Glad you liked my checklist -of course we can have other variations like Navya donating blood/kidney/eyes to win over bajpais - just imagine bua-dadi needing a heart and Navya being the bade dilwali donates it... Of course by then Anant has come back after completing his research on heart to heart transplants & saves Navya...Ok, let me stop before you and Tanu start hitting me with your stethoscopes :-)

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soapliker

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Posted: 14 years ago

#17

OMG Nisha you are hillarious. Thanks for PM'ing me . I needed it after hearing the nonsenical tirade of Deepak.

3rd option was funny .

As I am still at work, will write up another scenario when I get home.

I am 🤣 so much now that my colleagues think I have lost it. Earlier I was 😡 but you have changed my mind. Thank you Nisha

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spdp

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Posted: 14 years ago

#18

@Urmi, Isha,

I read it in the breakrrom, and after came outside, still had funtears in my eye, and reddish nose ... my coworker got all worried thinking I am getting bad allergies - might want to take off early ( i was😃 in my mind) ...

Hilarious it is ... and Usha's take too!

Nisha:

count my 'Yay' for :

shirtless majdoor (S.Khan from MAine pyaar Kiya), hamne ghar chhoda hai & broken chair phere from Dil ( I looobe A.khan) & Akele hain from QSQT😳...

wish we had got to see some tip tip tip tip baarish of A.Khan -Neelam in some college picnic time😍

But thik hai -- in any of these bollywood saga - add Jo haal dil ka of A.Khan & Bendre --- will do!

I like elopement option the best! Of all!

(and have stopped bothering my mandbudhdhi mind after these repeated atyachari twists in past few days...so not hoping for anything - just gonna watch & cry & bang my head & come to this adda for ranting, crying, laughing)

Edited by spdp - 14 years ago

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ashakd

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Posted: 14 years ago

#19

Nisha, 🤣

wow, u should come out with more like this in the future. With the current scenes, this is the best option. I want them to elope and stay in a island, far away, without any hinderance. SOngs shall think later on, shall update tommorow when I get up.

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soapliker

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Posted: 14 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: anantanant
Nisha - Shagun donating baby? No no, Anant will never get ahem that close to her ;-)

Shirtless majdoor Anant? Why not... apni copyright script hai, sab kuch possible hai ...

Glad you liked my checklist -of course we can have other variations like Navya donating blood/kidney/eyes to win over bajpais - just imagine bua-dadi needing a heart and Navya being the bade dilwali donates it... Of course by then Anant has come back after completing his research on heart to heart transplants & saves Navya...Ok, let me stop before you and Tanu start hitting me with your stethoscopes :-)

Usha this was hilarious. Anant savign Navya, Navya giving BD a youngish heart. BD with that heart can do lots more like imagine this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b_eIJIVCnE&feature=player_detailpage

Edited by ilunavya - 14 years ago