Hello Earthlings!! 😳😎
So how's life on the mother earth? 😆😆Sorry...I would not know since I am here up on the planet mars taking the valuable interview of the phamous Center Shock Baba(CSB). A.k.a Only-sabhyachari-aatma alive on the earth.
Anyways!! Moving on to the inter-bi-ewww Kindly switch on to the tarakta bharakta radio FM
101.5 Zombie Love - Its Murked.
Moi: Good-morninggg listeners. Hope you all are doing well...(not that we can make your life any better 😆🥱) . We bring you the most thakele trash-worthy interviews which usually make you go into the severe zombie mode often times...
Neeji Sandesh aka Personal Message: This is in response to all the "Thankyou" calls/messages/emails we receive from our fans. On behalf of our team, I would just like to convey that you must not thank us for our radio service, since it is our duty to endorse Zombie-sm (IF, There is such word called Zombie-sm , that is😆🥱). Hence, we shall try to bring such fabulous interviews for our valuable listeners till they scream NOOO!! in pain. 😆😆
Last week's request:
Ms.Creepika requested us to interview her phabaret ish-taar :"DA"Center Shock Baba who is apparently DA man of principles.So, to fufill her request ,we called in on the sets of Nabya in order to fix an interview with DA Baba. Dukhiram,who is DA spotboy of DA Baba ,informed us that DA baba has gone for DA staring and gulping workshop ,held on the planet mars . He further said that it would be in our best interest to contact him in there as he only enlightens the mother earth with his dazzling persona during his shoot. 😳
For the sake of our LOWE and dedicason for the viewers, we decided to visit DA Baba's actual hideout: DA Planet Mars.😎
Present: *Reporting from the Mars*
Moi: Hello listeners'you better listen to this interview after all that pain we went through to fulfill thy wishes.
Today, we have DA mahaan Praani ' Sri Sri Sri Center Shock Baba with us who has managed to hypnotize all kind of species with his "zonked"eyeballs. *Does Foot puja , moves ahead to put tilak but then decides to drop the idea after realizing the tilak on his moon-head already*
Moi: Namaskaar !!
CSB : Glares/stares/gulps.
Moi (Feeling creeped out already) : Errr Namaskaar Baba. How are you doing?
CSB: Pranaam Kaniya. (Translation: Hello Lady)
DISCRETION IS ADVICED: The interview comprises of some hardcore Hindi words like Nisandeh,Anusaashan,balika,anugreh/vaachaal,prastaav ,some weird references to the mythological incidents, some deeep philosophical gyaan'etc.The discretion is adviced for normal-headed humans who cant absorb such Intensity.
CBS: Glares/stares/gulps
Moi: *Neha plays'Govinda Govinda Govinda Govindaaa soundtrack from the Movie'Sarkaar in the background *
Moi: OKey so your listeners have some questions for you to answer. If you are done with your gulping/staring routine session'can you proceed?
CBS: Aavashya balika(Translation: Indeed Lady)
Moi: Alright, to begin with ' people address you with the weird names such as : Center shock baba, Zonked Baba, Creepy Baba, Acmed Baba'etc ??How do you feel about it?
CBS : (Flaunts a creepy grin) , These people should be BANNED from the earth. People like these are throwing anusaashan and sabhyachaar out of the window . *Gulps* .Especially this new generation.They should be kept under 24 hours of extensive observation, or even better, moms and dads should play "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" before planning the existence of such kids. *Gulps*
Moi: Ummm OKEY'that's quite an opinion...*sigh* moving on to the next question'
CSB: Waittt' you must do coconut breaking ritual before going on to the next question'*Opens up his bag and takes out the coconut *
Moi:🤔
CSB displays his utmost skills of nariyal breaking while we hear Creepika Devi cheering up for him through radio ,screaming "Ooo Emmm Geee those Muskals" (As in- muscles😆) as she imagines them vividly.
Moi:
CSB:😎
Moi: Uh'.Nariyal'That is very thoughtful indeed. 🥱😵
Anyways'now let's move on to my next question. People wonder why do you gulp/stare/gulp in between your conversations sooo much? Any medical issues??
CSB:*Gulps/stare/gulps*. Medical issue??Says who?? Must be the new-generation. Uh how I wish I could enroll all of them in the Ma Makhi Sampwant's Aashram for cultural education considering she is DA BHARTIYA NAARI alive in entire BHARAT. 😍Anyways,coming to your question'.
Moi:*Thankgod'*
CSB:'''' No I don't have such medical condition . Its all about the VACHAN.
Moi: Vachan?
CSB:Yes,Vachan. When I was a Kid,I fell in LOWWWE with a Frog. We used to spend quality time together ,sitting beside the pond ,hunting for small crickets /insects and we were happy. Years passed away and with that my better-half(the frog) fell ill and was soon on his death bed. I promised him to continue his day-to-day routine on his behalf to keep him alive in my heart. Since then, I pretend to eat crickets/insects to keep up the VACHAN. Hence ,stare=Look out for crickets , Gulps=Swallow them, Stare=Look out for moreee. Touchy aint it? This is what TRUE love is. Unlike todays generation'.who'.
Moi:*Cuts off before CBS starts off with his new generation dissing rant* Oh wow. Very touching indeed.🤪😆🥱
Sometimes it gets reaaaly creepy you know! We have quite a few reports against you. Some people have even said that you look like "Bache churane wala baba" to them. Any comments on that?
CSB: Bache churane wala??Nah-Aan. I work part-time as a"bache DARAANE wala baba" for kids who prefer listening to "shiela ki jawani" instead of "Mere toh girdhar gopal" . Its all about showing them the right path of anusaashan.I have the tendency to scare them to death , Hence, defining the phrase "If looks could kill" in REAL sense.
Moi: * Screaming in the head*. Last question. Viewers are complaining that you have chosen sh*t-gun as a bride for your beloved grandson, Ahh-nant who apparently seems to be in love with Miss Pendulum eyes?
CSB: See,there is a logic behind this decision of mine.Methinks, that this Pendulum eyes chica might turn out to be a very career oriented lad. With the momentum that she make her eyeballs go to and fro , its commendable. She might decide to take it as a profession in coming future. May be work as a Pendulum clock for a huge business empire or something? You never know. On the other hand, Sh*t-gun is a good for nothing soul. She is happy offering gujiya/kheer to the members of our zoo with the "Kha lijiye'meine nahin banaya hai" expressions.
Moi: *I dont get this dude.PERIOD.*
So, thankyou sri sri sri Center shock baba for being here with us today. It was a creepy experience to have you on our show. Aaapa saath hamesha aise hi bana rahe isi kaamna ke saath hum show samapt karte hein. Dhanyawaad.
CSB: *Stare/gulp/stares* 🥱🥱🥱😳
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