Biwi Ho Toh Aisi...:-D

Priya

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Biwi Ho Toh Aisi

Megha:- "baht der se tumhari bak-bak sunn rahi hoon...ab bass karo...aur futt lo yahan se...!!! agar Mohan kahega tabhi main manugi...warna...

Rondi:- "main bol rahi hoon na ke...yehi sach hai...aur phir main tumhari Sangeet me bhi toh aayi thi...yaad hai...maine apne hath me 'M' likhwaya tha aur kaha tha ke..."KISHMAT'...

Megha:- "haan...Kismat nahi toh kya...par phooti kishmat samajh gayi...ab dimag ki maa-behen matt kar...jaldi se katt le yahan se...

Rondi:- "nahi...main nahi jaungi...baht bardast karr liya maine... tumse pahle meri shadi hui hai Mohan se...isiliye tumhari shadi najayaz hai...aur Mohan sirf mera hai...

Megha:- "Dekh...do min me yahan se chali ja...warna tishre min me wo halat karungi ke...tum pachtayogi ke kyoun 'kabab me tum bani Hadii...aur Hum dono ke bich tum kyoun aayi Rondi...'...

Rondi:- "mujhe bhi kam matt samajhna...mere paas bhi butter knief hai...samajh gayi...!!! tumhari shadi illegal hai...isiliye tum yahan se jayogi...aur main yahan pe rahungi...

Guru ki entry...(Dheem Taana...)

Guru:- "aap ko jana hi hoga...Rondi...kyoun ke agar Megha Bhabi ki shadi najayaz hai...toh aap ki bhi shadi najayaz hai...

Rondi:-"tum koun hote ho meri shadi ko najayaz kahnewale...kya lagte ho tum Mohan ke...

Guru:- "kya kaha...main...koun hoon...

"Koi Bole Mujhe
Aaja Aaja Handsome
Koi Bole Mujhe
Hai Hello Samson
Koi Bole
Tu Chikna Hai Bada
Koi Bole
Tujhmein Bada Hai Dam

Main Sab Se Boloon
Ek Hi Baat
Ek Hero Hai Mere Saath
Soney Jaise Baal Hain Uske
Chandi Jaisa Mann
main hoon main hoon

main hoon main hoon

unn ki biwi no 1"

Rondi:- "heeeiiinnn...

Guru:-"haan...main hi hoon Mohan Bhatnagar ki Biwi No 1...aur yeh baat puri duniya janti hai...

Rondi:-"achha...agr tum Mohan ki Biwi No 1 ho toh yeh koun hai...(point to Megha)

Megha:- "Main...Main hoon...

"Hai mere bina nahin koi Mohan
Mujhe paane ke liye le wo Guru se tution

Mujhe pa kar usey chain mile
Mujhe pa kar usey chain mile

aur Kalmuhi tu reh jaye...dustbin me...

Hai hai mirchi
Ooh ooh mirchi
Uff uff mirchi
Fuff fuff mirchi
main hoon Mirchi...Mirchi..."

samjah gayi...ya tere aankh me girr ke batayu...

Rondi:-" toh phir meri bhi sunn lo...

"Hey hey,
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
but iss show ki itni jaldi chod kar na main jaani
Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari

par TRP hai meri diwani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khusi ke maare terrace se kudd jayu
Kisi aur ki tarif ki jarurat kya hai
Main toh khud ko tarif karr jayu...

what's my name
what's my name
what's my name
My name is Rondi
Rondi ki kahani
I'm just PAKAOO all for you
par main itni jaldi show se na jaani"

Megha:-"karamjali...mere ghar pe aa kar mujhi se bolti hai ke main yahan se chali jayu...??? keede padenge tujh par...tere sare baal jhad jayenge...tujhe khujliwali bimari ho jayegi...jiss ka ilaz kisi bhi docs ke paas nahi hoga...

Rondi:-"main ganji ho gayi na...tabhi bhi Mohan ka picha nahi chodungi...main itni jaldi haar nahi maungi...main wapas aayungi...Huh...

Megha:- "jyada bhankas kari na...toh Belan aur Jhadu se tera swagat karungi...ab iss ka licence bhi mere paas hai...

Rondi:-"dekh lungi main tum sab ko...

Megha:- "ab tum batayo Guru...yeh B grade ki actress koun thi... her ek dailg par sadhe hue aam si shakal bana kar kyoun bolti thi...

Guru:-"bhabi...aap bhaiya se puchna...iss Rondi ka raaz...aap ko unn ki shali kahani sunn kar rona aa jayega...aur aap bhi balti bhar bhar ke royegi...

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(Precap...

MR ke shadi ki shachhai...

real script jo Cv's ne chupayi...

par Iss Lioness ki nazar me aayi...)😆

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Senpoo

@Senpoo

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Posted: 12 years ago

#2

Good efforts! Very funny too...👏

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Swetha

@Swetha-Sai

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Posted: 12 years ago

#3

So good to see a spoof from u today dear..!🥳yipee..🥳

Its really awesome..! 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

Love it very much..! 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

I really hope.. more telly hero's should get such Biwi's..🤣🤣🤣🤣 for higher TRP's for their berang channel..! 🤡🤡

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Geethu

@..geeth..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#4

Hii Gud one.. Rondi's pics with different expressions 😆 Gud one.. And the last lines r superb.. 🤣 Loved it..

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@sonu-monu

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Posted: 12 years ago

#5

how how how this crazy thought comes to ur mind freaking Awesome AHHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

too awesome :P🤣🤣

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ankur281

@ankur281

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Posted: 12 years ago

#6

Nice thinking..👏...Par Megs ki muh se aisiwali hindi...bit hard to imagine...

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BV

@NBT-BV

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Posted: 12 years ago

#7

its lovely spoof. SL tumne megha ka poora character hee badal dala. You have transformed her into sweet lioness. Otherwise how could our mirchi mam sayMegha:- "haan...Kismat nahi toh kya...par phooti kishmat samajh gayi...ab dimag ki maa-behen matt kar...jaldi se katt le yahan se...Megha:-"karamjali...mere ghar pe aa kar mujhi se bolti hai ke main yahan se chali jayu...??? keede padenge tujh par...tere sare baal jhad jayenge...tujhe khujliwali bimari ho jayegi...jiss ka ilaz kisi bhi docs ke paas nahi hoga...

Megha:- "ab tum batayo Guru...yeh B grade ki actress koun thi... her ek dailg par sadhe hue aam si shakal bana kar kyoun bolti thi...

BTW -SL aap apna talent aur bahar aane do -aise spoof likhkar CV ka band bajado.

Edited by NBT-BV - 12 years ago

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BV

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Posted: 12 years ago

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