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Hmm seems like another bucket-full of rant going to rock MMT tonight. What an irony it is, that the occasion of Mohan and Megha wedding, which should have been a source of happiness to me and the like-minded, is instead playing out like a worst nightmare, which cannot be blotted out even with bucket loads of beauty sleep. It's like a lottery which we had all been yearning to win, when finally we did, that was the day of pre-mature death of our lottery-yearning hearts. It's no use to us now!!
Anyways, the episode started with the marriage rituals, with Mr. Tutey Phutey Bhatnagar, looking as pleased as a punch, about this sham in the name of marriage (make note that the outfit made him look like Donald DUCK, though a lame one). On top of that, an annoying Guru was also present, providing the Tuta hua building with some much needed support. Guru seemed like a cat which is placed on hot tin roof, he was bouncing all over the place, with his maha-gyan of the dulha keeping his head always held high and to never bow down. Ahh, indeed, Mohan's head is held so high nowadays that it's in danger of getting lost in the smoky fluff of the angry clouds over-head. Finally, to woo and please his lady love, the chichora patakaar (thanks to jappu) does a "hshhh" to Megha and so the Maalas finally got exchanged making everyone very happy, but in turns (imagine you are turning the same two pages of the photo album again and again) with Guru clapping like a mad-cap person. This was followed by a looovely eye-lock of Phooti qismat Megha and a Duplicate Tittar-Bittar Mohan, while everyone went on clapping. Would like to mention here, that clapping galore was interrupted by screeching music to mark the significant unhappiness of Misej Renu Bhyas and her two pets. Those two pets looked like they were trying hard not to sink and vanish into their stiff sherwani collared outfits.
Renu looked lovely as ever, much like a bombshell with the back of her head resembling a woody-wood pecker's Nest. Anyways, she was lighted up like a Christmas tree, so upto our expectations.
At this point, we were shown Indu, still in her car, on her way over, clearly agitated and giving directions to the driver. Nail biting suspense for us all but oh, seems like it's our lucky day.
Sugary eye-locks, suspense of the mummy and now Nanhi's dance perfaarmance on "Gal Tedhi metdhi Bol par kuch tou Bol" song.
Nnahi looked just as usual, like my pocket venus, cute as a cupcake and danced awesome too. On hearing this song, the Tuta phuta patarkar really got lost in pensive thoughts, a variety of guilty red expressions flitted across his face but the end of Nanhi's performance brought Riddhi Piddhi's entry in today's episode, complete with her plaster-faced Mummy. Seems like no surprise that after getting his death-bed LAST wish entertained, Riddhi's papa is back to his blooming health. In fact, he was feeling so hale and hearty, that he made his daughter tell the minutiae of her wedding with the lafanga patarkar. This father-daughter talks was super-vised by the matron of a mummy.
At the shaadi venue, the Pandit requested the Ganth-bandhan to be done. Nanhi tying the Gaanth wished that the marriage be successful and it again made me feel so sorry for Megha and her two kids. Jappu, kabhi mujh se aakey mil, phir mai bataaoon gi ke tumney kis kis tarha hamarey armaanon ka khoon kia hai.
Kanyaadan also got done, followed by Nanhi hiding Mohan's shoes under Addu's chair, in the hopes to get some Neg but Addu knowing his to-be Papa's financial liquid condition, decided well to throw those fancy shoes into the Dustbin.
Finally the pandit requested the Pheras to be started. As soon as they started, Renu seemed like she was standing on a Bunsen burner, shooting to the door and back she was, waiting for her saat janam ki saheli – Indu. At this time, Indu is shown getting off the car in a traffic jam, so decides to take an Auto. At this time, only the final three pheras were remaining but it was really seeming like two Freight trains, one having left at 4.30 Pm while the other leaving at 6.30Pm. It didn't seem like a sequence which was such extreme slow motion that seemed like never ending.
Finally Indu reaches to read Mummy weds Spiderman message on the wall outside and conveniently slaps a phudakta Guru. Renu welcomes her warmly and takes her into the wrestling ring with such fervour that I too felt myself standing on the side-lines, cheering these two dragons ON, and on!! They way they showed these two ladies cat-walk, in sarees, I feared gravely that Indu might step On Renu's shoe toes, thus bringing both of their downfalls, BUT thankGod nothing that dangerous happened. Finally, much to MY relief and GENUINE HAPPINESS, Indu dropped in front of the mandap right before her Awara beta had had time enough to completely clasp the MS around Megha's neck.
Don't want to indulge in complete or incomplete marriage but I would like to believe that since the MS was not tied, the shaadi was not completely done so Megha is still safe and if this event gets postponed (due to some Indu-wreaked havoc) then Mohan has enough time to disclose the truth to Megha.
Fingers again Crossed!!
Let them uncross soon, before they turn into rusted door nails.
Edited by Fari- - 13 years ago
