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>> > Blondie enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the >>salesman, "I >> > would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." >> > >> > >> > The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink >> > curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed >>to be >> > having a hard time choosing. >> > >> > >> > Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. >> > >> > >> > The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. >> > >> > >> > The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches." >> > >> > >> > "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, >>what room >> > are they for?" >> > >> > >> > The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for >>her >> > computer monitor. >> > >> > >> > The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not >>have >> > curtains!" >> > >> > >> > Blondie says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!" >> >