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15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS > >OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. > > > > 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. > > > > 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the > >door. > > > > 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put > >them all up there. > > > > 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out > >alone. > > > > 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature > >anyway. > > > > 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so > >that you can tell them apart. > > > > 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the > >opportunity to make some woman miserable. > > > > 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the > >do-it-yourself types. > > > > 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too > >old for it. > > > > 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. > > > > 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. > > > > 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 > >years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. > > > > 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him > >checkbooks. > > > > 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him > >jokes, it means that you laugh at his. > > > > 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
