1. When in college !!
Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din.....
2. When giving interview to Multi National Company...
Tu hi re.. Too hi ree. tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....
3. Waiting for interview result!!
Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...
4. Just joined...
Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....
5. After some time...
Ye kahaan aagaye hum??
6. After some more time...
Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathang
hai (booohoooo)
7. Floating the resume...
Kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...
8. Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer...
Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan...!!